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Quote1 Funny how I don't believe in Him and yet I call on Him. Quote2
-- Miguel O'Hara src
 

Overview

In many of Earth's monotheistic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam), Yahweh has been viewed as the supreme being, creator of all things, and only God.

Origin

Yahweh was part of a group of life-forms that existed before the Multiverse, and who were the only sentient life at that point.[3]

It has been hinted that Yahweh could be shaped regarding the belief of people: Muslim "Allah", Judeo-Christian "God", or even Papa Legba[7] of the Vodu gods.

Creation of the Universe

Yahweh allegedly created Earth-616 and all its multiple realities, including Duckworld, along with other universes (and the laws of physics), and that his job was "a contribution to a collective work called "Existence". Such Universes were created for various reasons: Aesthetic expression, intellectual exercise, entertainment value, money.

This creation was a contract of UR&D (Universe Research and Development) supplier (God described his work as being "a supplier" rather than a creator), and legally speaking he isn't the Universe's creator.

Yahweh had a lot of trouble validating his Universe to the committee. While they loved the pitch and the multi-layered concept and all, both budget and intelligent life were problematic (as they were the only sentient life-forms at the time). Yahweh tried to settle for limited brain capacity, but eventually had to create Death (in order to prevent competition between them and the new life-forms). To negate that, Yahweh decided to add evolution in hiding, causing the life spans of those new life-forms to extend through science (and causing later the committee to try to destroy Earth with asteroids), and the Afterlife.

That Multiverse became highly lucrative as a tourist destination, ensuring its existence. Same way, Hell became a popular night spot.[3]

Creation of Man

Yahweh reportedly created the first people from the very dust of the earth, but they were often tempted and lead into sin by beings claiming to be Satan, who may or may not be Mephisto, or any number of other Hell-Lords.[citation needed]

War in Heaven

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The Flood

Allegedly, when God looked down at the Earth and saw the wickedness of man, he caused the Flood. Once the flood went away, he put a rainbow in the sky as a promise to the survivors (that survived in an ark) that he would never again smite every living thing on Earth.

As humanity didn't change, God decided to intervene, and thus the Spirits of Vengeance were born: a vestige of God's own power, bonded to human host. Those Spirits were placed into the care and overseeing of Zadkiel.[13]

This account was told by Caretaker Sara,[13] but the appearance of a Spirit of Vengeance one million years ago[14] might contest that setting for the creation of the Spirits of Vengeance.

Antiquity

When God asked that all first born children of Egypt to be killed, the Asura were dispatched.[15]

Man's religious texts, starting with the Old Testament and the Vedas were believed to be divinely inspired, a claim Yahweh rejected, stating that he didn't wrote that badly.

At some point, he also created Zoroastrianism as kind of his "little practical joke".

He then had a psychotic episode in Galilee, due to the interaction between the Dilithium supposed to control his tripolar disorder and an antidepressant. which seemingly caused the impregnation of Mary of Nazareth with the child Jesus.

Yahweh eventually married the woman from the "psychotic incident", and stayed together with her for centuries. After almost two millennia of life together, his wife left him due to his drinking and possibly to the age difference as well.[3]

He apparently has attended gatherings of the Godheads.[11]

When he told the truth to Mohammed about his illness and the sacred texts, the Muslim prophet was shocked.[3]

Modern days

Since 1938[8] and Adolf Hitler, God started drinking[10] at bender-level, going at Job's Place in Hell. He suffered from a tripolar disorder causing his appearance as the Triune: God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. He also sometimes went trolling for virgins. During that time, he didn't spoke to anybody.[8]

Deuteronomy

After Howard the Duck helped defeat Deuteronomy, an angel/demon hybrid destined to replace hum, then ended up in Hell, he was led by Cherub Thrasher to Job's Place where God waited for him to thank him. He also revealed him that he didn't inspired the writing of the sacred texts (Old Testament, New Testament, the Qu'ran, the Vedas or the divine book version of Duckworld, and that he was working on a screenplay.[3]

====Heaven's on Fire This power was stolen by the fallen angel Zadkiel who used it to conquer Heaven and usurp Yahweh's place as the ruler of creation.[16] Eventually, the Ghost Riders were able to stop Zadkiel, then repel the demonic horde of Kid Blackheart, securing the Holy City. Yahweh took back control of Heaven, and thanked Johnny Blaze via his wife Roxanne, but Blaze angerly stated that God would have to fight his own battles in the future. Zadkiel ended up to Hell, in the hands of Lucifer.[17]

Since 1938[8] and Adolf Hitler, God started drinking[10] at bender-level. He suffered from a tripolar disorder causing his appearance as the Triune: God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. He also sometimes went trolling for virgins. During that time, he didn't spoke to anybody.[8]

At his son's discontentment, he gladly invited to abdicate.[3]

Powers

God was stated to be all-powerful[15][3] and all-knowing.[3]

He was allegedly able to conjure a flood, to generate a rainbow.[13] He also presumably wielded powers enabling him to similar to those Zadkiel acquired as he sat on the Throne of Heaven.

God could make Ghost Riders.[17]

Allegedly not even God can save a lost soul from damnation, as the Pit, Hell, always reclaimed its own.[18]

He could also cast illusions, notably to make "revelations".[3]

Abilities

Allegedly, Yahweh has little skills in computers, as he stated he was still trying to learn his project management software.[3]

Weaknesses

  • God seemingly has a drinking problem[3] since 1938[8] due to what happened with Hitler,[10] and has been aggressive while drunk.[8][3]
  • Mental and psychological issues:
    • Tripolar disorder: God suffers from a tripolar disorder, which make him appear under the form of the Triune: God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit,[8] He also had anger tantrums. He treated his disorder using Dilithium.[3]
    • Possible depression: He seemingly suffered from depression, as he used antidepressants, which caused psychotic episode in interaction with the Dilithium.[3]
    • Possible sociopathy: Yahweh considered himself to possibly be a sociopath.[3]
    • Insecurity: Yahweh stated he was so insecure he needed constant praiso to keep his wrath at bay.[3]


Equipment

  • Dilithium, which is supposed to counterbalance his tripolar disorder.[3]
  • Antidepressants.[3]
  • God being a noun, God prefers to be called "Yah", short for Yahweh, feeling it has a positive ring and sort of a rock-and-roll feel.[3]
  • While exclaiming, he say "Me" instead of "God".[3]

Discover and Discuss

Footnotes

  1. 1.0 1.1 Marvel Zombies Handbook #1; Demons' entry
  2. 2.0 2.1 Marvel Zombies Handbook #1; Angels' entry
  3. 3.00 3.01 3.02 3.03 3.04 3.05 3.06 3.07 3.08 3.09 3.10 3.11 3.12 3.13 3.14 3.15 3.16 3.17 3.18 3.19 3.20 3.21 3.22 3.23 3.24 3.25 3.26 3.27 3.28 3.29 3.30 Howard the Duck Vol 3 #6
  4. Hellstorm #9
  5. Gambit Vol 3 #14
  6. Marvel Graphic Novel #20
  7. 7.0 7.1 7.2 Ghost Rider Vol 6 #31
  8. 8.0 8.1 8.2 8.3 8.4 8.5 8.6 8.7 8.8 Howard the Duck Vol 3 #5
  9. Avengers Vol 3 #27
  10. 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 10.4 Howard the Duck Vol 3 #4
  11. 11.0 11.1 All-New Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #3; Council of Godheads's entry
  12. Bible Tales for Young Folk #1
  13. 13.0 13.1 13.2 Ghost Rider Vol 6 #33
  14. Marvel Legacy #1
  15. 15.0 15.1 Ghost Rider Vol 6 #30
  16. Ghost Rider Vol 6 #19-33
  17. 17.0 17.1 Ghost Riders: Heaven's on Fire #6
  18. Ghost Rider Vol 5 #6
  19. Incredible Hulk #392
  20. X-Factor #76



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