Appearing in "Accounts Overdrawn--Checks Returned for Lack of Funds"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Dr Octopus fighting an octopus in the docks
- Prince No-More in the bar
- characters looking like Popeye the sailor man and Donald Duck*
Villains:
- WKSFRSTSK Distribution
- Unnamed criminals
Other Characters:
Locations:
- Earth-9047
- The newstand at Lexington and 45th
- Seedy Waterfront Bar
Items:
- The Pulverizer's weapons:
- 30.06 double-action Guglielmo reamed free-fire blowback assault rifle with Kirgiz-Pittman deflecter silencer
- 40-odd-7 Belefescue rim-packed sluice-gated close-action revolver with double-hiped Andrews hollow-nose ammo feed
- Hama-grell cinch-bore switchback Magnum with the stoked Yamaha DX-7 flanger
- 3.55 millimeter slip-streamed bit-mapped Callahan-Siegel fieldpiece
- Groth-Thompson overblown scattergun
- 3.5 inch Baron-Williams rocket launcher
- Attachments for the Pulverizer's weapons:
Vehicles:
- Pulverizer's Warwagon
Synopsis for "Accounts Overdrawn--Checks Returned for Lack of Funds"
The Pulverizer (a parody of the Punisher) follows a lead through the city, tracking immorally-distributeed stuff while using his incredible weaponry against criminals.
Appearing in "The Armor That Made a Man Out of Mac"
Featured Characters:
- Mac
Supporting Characters:
- Unnamed characters
Villains:
Other Characters:
Locations:
Items:
- Ironed Man armor
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "The Armor That Made a Man Out of Mac"
Similar to Charles Atlas' advertisements, only the titular Mac instead buys an Iron Man-like armor.
Appearing in "Bower Brats Meet Clunk and Dagnabbit"
Featured Characters:
- The Bower Brats aka Brower (sic) Brats
- Dagnabbit
- Clunk
- the-Wednesday-after-the-day-before, aka A-week-ago-the-Tuesday-last, the Smarty-pants ship
Supporting Characters:
- Mom Bower
- Dad Bower
- Phil Donahue
- Smellians (Mention)
- The Fantastical Four (Mention)
Villains:
Other Characters:
Locations:
- Earth
- United States of America
- New York City
- New Mexico
- Taos (Mentioned)
- France
- Paris (Mentioned)
- United States of America
- Outer space
Items:
- The Cookie Crook's cosmic-powered pogo stick
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Bower Brats Meet Clunk and Dagnabbit"
The four Bower siblings obtain powers from an alien starship to fight invaders from outer space, but they instead decided to focus their effort in the abnormal disappearance of chocolate cookies. They start working together with other superheroes, chocolate-themed Clunk and Dagbnabbit.
Appearing in "Yubewasted"
Featured Characters:
- I.C. Phlegm
- Miko Jak-san
- Hulk Hogan
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
Other Characters:
Locations:
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Yubewasted"
Another weird, fake advertisement based on a fictional martial art.
Appearing in "When Titans Bunch!"
Featured Characters:
- X-Persons
- Magneeto / Magnehto / Magnutto / Magnougat / McNugget / Snookums
- Wulvoream
- Sam'n'ball
- Collasalus
- Vogue
- Ororororo
- Fizzler
- Wolfstain
- Slug
- Smegma
- Somespots
- Magnavox
- Illyana Rasputina
- Oarlock
- Hamhock
- Bipsyclelocke
- Rrrrrrrrrrrimshot
- The Offengers
- Doctor Droolid
- Wisp
- Chaplain America (First appearance)
- Captain Marvin
- Blank Knight
- She-Bulk (Jennifer-sher Altereds)
- Prince No-More, the --(something, was interrupted just while saying this)
- Fantastical Four
- Ms. Moreballs
- Crisco the Alimental
- Fumin' Torch
- Bem Glumm the guy made outta orange rocks
- Mr. Fantastical
- Inevitable Woman
- Guest Host Offengers
- The unconvincing Iron Dan (Tony Starch)
- Wonderbread
- Tigirl
- 'Moon' Knight, the tush of Kenosha
- Talkin' bird
- Hawkguy
- X-Ipsofacto
- Alfalfa Flight
- Heather Hudson's Guardian look-alike with Alfalfa's face
- Wanda Lankowksi's Sasquatch look-alike with Alfalfa's face
- Puck look-alike with Alfalfa's face
- Madison Jeffries' Box look-alike with Alfalfa's face
- More:
- Black Pantser (First appearance)
- The Inedible Bulk (First appearance)
- Sore
- Silver Burper (First appearance)
- Spidey-man (First appearance)
- Scaredevil
- ⏴ Forbush Man ⏵
- Doctor Deranged
- The Bower Brats aka Brower (sic) Brats
- Gollygee Whiz (First appearance)
- Lickitysplit (First appearance)
- The Duke of Density
- Assault 'n' Battery!
- Dagnabbit (First appearance)
- Clunk (First appearance)
- Night-boomfer
- Slicksilver (First appearance)
- Brother Hoodoo
- Jercules (First appearance)
- Shroud (First appearance)
- Low Gage
- Franklin Witchards
- Look-alikes of Machine Man, Northstar
- Look-alikes of Daffy Duck, Popeye the Sailor Man, the Three Stooges
- Spider-Ham (Mention)
- Big Jack At-tack (Mention)
- Supporting Characters:
Villains:
- Scarecrow (villain) (Earth-9047)
- Scarecrow's Crows of Doom (Earth-9047)
- The Puppet Mister (Mention)
- Look-alike of the Awesome Android
- The Behinder
Other Characters:
- The artist
Locations:
- Dingy Room
- Offengers Mansion
Items:
- Sore's hammer {{Mlarry}} (unnamed)
- Chaplain America's shield
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "When Titans Bunch!"
The X-Persons fight the Offengers in a colossal all-out battle that attracts other superheroes.
Appearing in "Secret War III"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
- Doctor Doof
- Paste-Pot Pete (Mention only)
- Galacticus (Is he Galactapus?)
- Magneeto aka Magnooto and Magnutto
- The Bathroom-monitor (Mention only)
- Doormammoomoo as Dormammal (Mention only)
- Lowkey (Mention only)
- Minuscule Man (Mention only)
- Kankersore the Conquistador (Mention only)
- Unnamed villains
Other Characters:
- Demeaning Cosmos aka Digressing Cosmos (mention only)
- Santa Claus (mention only)
- World Wrestling Federation (mention only)
Locations:
- Luna (Moon)
- Flatveria (mention only)
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Secret War III"
From his base on the Moon, the Watchman decides to stage a third Secret War as a counter-feint for DC's mega-cross-overs. But the Watchman has a hard time hiring a villain for this goal.