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Quotes by Richard Jones (Earth-616)Edit

Quote1 Gosh, Iron Man -- if you won't level with them, how can the Avengers help? Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I guess I'll never be a super-hero. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Something's happening to me -- like I was changing -- like I wasn't Rick Jones anymore -- but --Captain Marvel!! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 But the real truth is -- I don't know who I am anymore. A folk-rock comer named Rick Jones -- or a guy from another galaxy called Mar-Vell! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I might as well have never left the Avengers. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Captain America taught me how to fight... And that alone makes me worth five of you creeps! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ya see, ya killed a man -- a good man! I got mad -- and when Rick Jones is mad -- so's -- Captain Marvel! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 How the (Expletive Deleted) did I get into this mess! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Marv! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 The Teen Brigade days hold some of the fondest memories of my life! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Kelly, listen to me! Listen kid! Make your own happy ending! Turn your reality into a place where you never had your powers to begin with! That's all it'll take! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Uh...Death? I...think I'm stuck old and with one arm. Can I be wrong about that, too? Death? Yo...Death? Ohhhh crap. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm old, with one arm, and still stuck with Marv... My life is a bad dream... But hey... ...at least I've got you to wake up. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Face it, Heather, you're putting the "Moon" in Moondragon. If your butt gets any bigger, it's gonna start affecting the tides. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Super-villain fates are like the military sometimes, Mar'. Don't ask......don't tell. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 When I had cancer? Nothin'. And... And when I was crippled? Nothin'. Nothin' compared to this. I'm a young man, trapped in an old man's body. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Boy, get one thing wrong, and the critiques start. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 You have an evil future self named Fredd. I have an evil future self called Thanatos. The Maestro is the Hulk's evil future self. I wonder if we can get a group rate for some serious therapy. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 See, that's what heroes do, Steck. They save people. Triumph over obstacles. Beat the bad guys. As for our family, friends, well...they're always casualties, y'see? Relationships fall apart. Loved ones become targets for bad guys. They should really form a support group for families of superdoers. Kind of like they have for families of alcoholics, y'know? It's not all that different, y'know. Alcoholism and super heroing. You become hooked on something that feels so good when you're doing it. You get this...this buzz. This high. And you want more of it, and more. Pretty soon, it takes over your life, and it defines who you are. And sooner or later, it kills you. There's two kinds of super heroes, Steck. Those who die horribly...and those who haven't died yet. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...she's no more Jarella's long-lost sister than I am! She's just trying to take advantage of the love and esteem you have for her. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I guess history isn't the truth. It's just what someone with self-interest wants you to believe. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Shinga Doon seemed quite rational in life...so, in death, seems fitting I've rationed him. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I thought I knew rage. I mean, I hung out with the Hulk, for God's sake. I thought I knew what pure, undiluted fury was like. But I've never seen anything like what Marv does to his father. Never. Ever. It makes the 'Singing in the Rain' sequence from 'Clockwork Orange' look like a third grade ballet recital. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Story of my life. I'm always left behind. Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'll show you! I'll show you what happens when you mess with the Hulk! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, hey! There's the bad monster -- I'm the nice monster! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 A-BOMB SMASH RED MAN!! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's too much for me! I've got the most powerful thing in the world under my control, and I don't know what to do with it! But one thing I do know... I don't dare go to sleep again, unless he's locked up back in his dungeon! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ever since Bruce Banner pushed me to safety and took the brunt of that gamma blast that turned him into the Hulk -- Well, I've felt responsible! One mistake and I'm spending a lifetime trying to rectify it! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'll show you! I'll show you what happens when you mess with the Hulk! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 What'll we do? You can't lick a whole platoon of these cats! Look at the hardware they're carryin', Hulk! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's not an earthquake. Too rhythmical. It's either giant robots or a two-ton Riverdance troupe - NO! BRUCE! AW MAN, I AM SO FREAKIN' SICK OF BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's too much for me! I've got the most powerful thing in the world under my control, and I don't know what to do with it! But one thing I do know... I don't dare go to sleep again, unless he's locked up back in his dungeon! Quote2
--Richard Jones (Earth-616)

Conversations with Richard Jones (Earth-616)Edit

Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Hello, Why aren't you taking any of this seriously?
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Captain America Vol 4 27 Textless
Steve Rogers
Because it's not real. I'm dreaming all this
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Captain America: Man Out of Time #2
Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Then again, maybe you should have a chance to stretch your legs. SHAZAM!
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Genis-Vell (Earth-616) from Captain Marvel Vol 5 9 0001
Genis-Vell
Sha-what?
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Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Something Gomer Pyle used to say. Don't sweat it. You've got other things to worry about.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 #0
Genis-Vell (Earth-616) from Captain Marvel Vol 5 9 0001
Genis-Vell
It's Genis from now on, Rick. Or Captain Marvel.
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Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
How about Marv?
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Genis-Vell (Earth-616) from Captain Marvel Vol 5 9 0001
Genis-Vell
That sounds stupid.
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Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Well, it's what I always called your dad...y'know, what with it being his name and all.
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Genis-Vell (Earth-616) from Captain Marvel Vol 5 9 0001
Genis-Vell
Oh. Right. Uhm...very well, then. I'd be honored to be addressed that way...on behalf of his memory, and on behalf of all those who remember him.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 #1
Genis-Vell (Earth-616) from Captain Marvel Vol 5 9 0001
Genis-Vell
Rick, you know him better than anyone else. What's the best way to fight the Hulk?
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Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Hire the Juggernaut to do it and move to Portugal.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 #2

Supreme Intelligence
And you believe, therefore, that none other can construct such a gateway? Name one thing that Reed Richards can do that I cannot!
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Rick Jones
Pick his nose.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 #23
Genis-Vell (Earth-616) from Captain Marvel Vol 5 9 0001
Genis-Vell
Rick... Since I look to you for expertise about human beings......can you explain the female of your species to me?
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Rick Jones
No. No one can.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 #8
A'Lars (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Master Edition Vol 1 14 0001
Mentor
I'm Mentor, leader of the Titans.
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Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
I thought Robin was leader of the Titans.
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A'Lars (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Master Edition Vol 1 14 0001
Mentor
Shut up.
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Captain Marvel Vol 5 #18
Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Man, you're like some kind of hulking --
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Hulk.
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Hulk Gray #1
Richard Jones (Earth-616) as A-Bomb
A-Bomb
We're not just weapons, we're people too, dammit!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Doc Green
Well, "A-Bomb," I have bad news: If there's anything more unstable than weapons, it's people.
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Hulk Vol 3 #6
Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
He...talks?! He says he wants help!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
I'll help 'im, all right. Help him to shut up!
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Incredible Hulk #341