Pip Gofern (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Is there still a doctor in the house?

—Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme Vol 1 34

And now, on this stage, for the first time in the known universe, Monster Island Revues is proud to present -- the amazing, utterly stupendous, fearless, cunning and totally dependable... Pip Man!

—Warlock and the Infinity Watch Vol 1 18

I did it! I'm -- Pip, King of the Universe!

—Warlock and the Infinity Watch Vol 1 20

Doesn't look like you cured the big guy, either. Nice goin', baldy.

—Mighty Thor Vol 1 469

Not much to it, is there?

—Warlock Chronicles Vol 1 7

Okay, Goldilocks! You are... outta here!

—Mighty Thor Vol 1 470

Like I said... scary... ain't he?

—Silver Surfer Vol 3 88

Look Darlin', I know you're warm for Adam, but it'll never work!

—Warlock and the Infinity Watch Vol 1 34

I have no Idea why I hang out with you and Adam, Gamora. I always seem to be getting myself into situations where I might get killed when I'm with you two.

—Warlock Vol 4 4

I know Madrox figures he's the heart and soul of X-Factor, but he ain't. I keep the place running. I protect them. I am X-Factor. It's just that nobody know it.

—X-Factor Vol 1 246

The jeweled thingy I was trying to steal? It comes with the job?!

—Guardians of the Galaxy: Mother Entropy Vol 1 3

Major Problem Time, Pip me Lad. All the Watch's Top Brass have evaporated. Nature abhors a Power Vacuum! Fortunately this Situation's got a natural Cork prepared to fill the Gap. Past Year I've hung out with enough of these Super-Hero Types to figure out what it takes to be a Top Dog in their Kennel. Figured it'd only be a matter of time 'fore the Avengers or somebody enlisted me to lead 'em. Luckily, I've been preparin' for this Moment. World, get ready for a new and improved Pip the Troll! And now, on this Stage, for the first Time in the known Universe, Monster Island Revues is proud to present the amazing, utterly stupendous, fearless, cunning and totally dependable... Pip Man!

—Pip Gofern (Earth-616)

Pip the Troll	So? I keep my Gem between my toes! Big deal!
Thanos	Few would dare search for it there.

—Infinity War Vol 1 4

Thanos	My task was to save Rigel-18. But my foe moved too quickly for me to thwart his plans. I have failed.
Pip the Troll	Don't let it get you down, big guy. You saved a lot of Rigellian lives. Besides, everybody strikes out occasionally.
Thanos	Thanos is not everybody. I know not how to accept defeat with any sort of grace. This affair is yet to be concluded.

—Thanos Vol 1 3

Strong Guy	What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?
Pip	Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.
Strong Guy	Really?
Pip	Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.
Strong Guy	So basically you're acting like a troll.
Pip	Yeah, that joke just never gets old.