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Quotes by Pip Gofern (Earth-616)

Quote1 Is there still a doctor in the house? Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 The jeweled thingy I was trying to steal? It comes with the job?! Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 Major Problem Time, Pip me Lad. All the Watch's Top Brass have evaporated. Nature abhors a Power Vacuum! Fortunately this Situation's got a natural Cork prepared to fill the Gap. Past Year I've hung out with enough of these Super-Hero Types to figure out what it takes to be a Top Dog in their Kennel. Figured it'd only be a matter of time 'fore the Avengers or somebody enlisted me to lead 'em. Luckily, I've been preparin' for this Moment. World, get ready for a new and improved Pip the Troll! And now, on this Stage, for the first Time in the known Universe, Monster Island Revues is proud to present the amazing, utterly stupendous, fearless, cunning and totally dependable... Pip Man! Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 Like I said... scary... ain't he? Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 Doesn't look like you cured the big guy, either. Nice goin', baldy. Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, Goldilocks! You are... outta here! Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 Not much to it, is there? Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 This kid plans on growing up to be a cowardly old troll... Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 The pockets in this burg are just begging to be picked. Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 I have no Idea why I hang out with you and Adam, Gamora. I always seem to be getting myself into situations where I might get killed when I'm with you two. Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 And now, on this stage, for the first time in the known universe, Monster Island Revues is proud to present -- the amazing, utterly stupendous, fearless, cunning and totally dependable... Pip Man! Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 I did it! I'm -- Pip, King of the Universe! Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 Look Darlin', I know you're warm for Adam, but it'll never work! Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)
Quote1 I know Madrox figures he's the heart and soul of X-Factor, but he ain't. I keep the place running. I protect them. I am X-Factor. It's just that nobody know it. Quote2
--Pip Gofern (Earth-616)

Conversations with Pip Gofern (Earth-616)

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Pip the Troll
So? I keep my Gem between my toes! Big deal!
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Thanos (Earth-616) from Thanos Vol 1 4 0001
Thanos
Few would dare search for it there.
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Infinity War #4

Strong Guy
What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?
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Pip
Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.
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Strong Guy
Really?
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Pip
Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.
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Strong Guy
So basically you're acting like a troll.
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Pip
Yeah, that joke just never gets old.
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X-Factor #216

Multiple Man
Hey, Pip. I'm back from the dead!
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Pip the Troll
Whatever. Don't bother me when I'm on a porn site.
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X-Factor #233

Pip the Troll
So? I keep my gem between my toes. Big deal!
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Thanos
Thanos --(Thanos talking to Pip after Adam Warlock asked for their gems. Infinity War #4)
Few would dare search for it there.
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