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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-1610)

Quote1 Beetle! Hey, I like that. Beetle. It just came to me!! Not like Paul McCartney. You know, like a bug. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 The person I feel really bad about hitting is the Danny Rand guy. The guy with the glowing hand--because like me he was just trying to do something worthwhile--something helpful. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Oh, and there's Moon Knight, who I'm pretty sure is genuinely crazy. And I'm not just making that presumption based on the costume. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I wouldn't do that if I were you, Normie... I mean, you can kill me all you want... but if you lay one more hand on the president of my fan club, I'm going to have to smack the ugly right off of you. And by the looks of you, that is going to take all night. Boom! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 You be Spider-Man. My blessing. It's all yours. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 'Don't you see... it's okay. I did it. I couldn't save him. Uncle Ben. I couldn't save him... No matter what i did. But i saved you. I did it. I did...' Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I was always wondering what the Hulk would look like all old and creepy. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I thought he had super powers or something. Showbiz phony. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I was always wondering what the Hulk would look like all old and creepy. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Jameson. J. Jonah Jameson. She shot him. She shot him...right in front of me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Hey Hulk, remember me?? Spider-Man?? We had a moment. We're pals. (Please don't smash me.) Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I--uh-- don't watch a lot of TV. I have webs. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Any chance I'm dreaming all of this? Maybe when I got bit by the spider that gave me my powers I went into a coma and this is all just some big hallucination. How great would that be? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I knew there would be trouble when they shut down 'Cats!' Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I never told you this, but not so long ago this guy, who quite frankly was wackier than Bjork with a case of sunstroke, told me that all these crazy things, all this stuff is somehow connected. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Anyone with metallic octopus arms try to kill you this week? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I was-- I was going to offer you money for fight lessons. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Lost my gloves. Right in front of Tony Stark-- I lost my gloves. What a doof. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I knew there was something going on. I could feel it. And it had everything to do with you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. For once, let's not screw this up, shall we? I'm going to e-mail her right- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 You're alive? You're my father and you're alive? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 And- and what hurt the most was-- you said I wasn't your son. Because to me... I am your son. I am. I have to be. Because to me, you're my mom. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Oh man, I hate when I'm the dartboard. Why do I always get to be the dartboard?? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I'm a big fan of yours. You know that. And I hate this fat tub of fatty with every fiber of my being... and I am telling you... if you do this, it's over. You can't take it back. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 You are all kinds of crazy!! You're crazy plus! You're twenty-first century crazy!! You're new, improved crazy!! You're award-worthy crazy. In fact, c'mere and get your crazy award. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 All right, Parker, you can do this. This is your life now. This is adult swim. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Beetle! Hey, I like that. Beetle. It just came to me!! Not like Paul McCartney. You know, like a bug. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 It's -- it's the end of the world. I mean, this is what it looks like, right? What am I supposed to do? Why is there a frickin' subway car on a roof?? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Electro, I always meant to tell you... You were my greatest adversary and it was an honor to battle you. Oh wait. That wasn't you. I barely ever gave you a second's thought. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 It's okay... I -- I did it. Don't you see... it's okay. I did it. I couldn't save him. Uncle Ben. I couldn't save him... No matter what I did. But I saved you. I did it. I did... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 ...No, I'm the haircut police. There's a fifty dollar fine for bowlcuts in the city. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Come on... Don't these people know I have a curfew? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I thought he had super powers or something. Showbiz phony. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 I am, like, the smartest person in Queens... why can't I figure out how to get the lens to stay in my mask? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 " I was selfish. So selfish -- And you paid the price. You did, I did, Aunt May did. I will never ever forgive myself for that. I will never ever forget I could've stopped it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 "I'm not my father"? Who's her father? Batman? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Not the costume! I'm serious! You Nestle Crunch Bar in hot pants, I don't have a spare. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Hey, can we call a time-out? I really have to go to the bathroom. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 At first I thought it was a damaged version of myself I was fighting. But no- it wasn't. I saw its face. It was my father. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 God! You know why people hate you? It's not because you're mutants!! It's because you're all a bunch of @#$@#$ $@$%@ ##@$!! That's why!! You $%^$%^$%^$$^$%^$%#^%#$ $%#^#$%^$%%^!!! AAAGGHHH! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Oh man, I'm going to toss my cookies and... I haven't even had any cookies. In fact, I'm going to go home and have cookies, just so I can toss them! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 You'll fail me? I could teach this class. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Why not me? Why shouldn't I get a little bling bling off the whole super hero thing I got goin' on? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 You guys are nuts, you know that?? And this from a guy in his red and blue underwear!! NUTS!!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Uh... Ta-daa? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 If I was a lesser super hero, I would say something lame like- "Your show's been canceled." But that's not me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Quote1 Gwen... You're dead. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-1610)

Conversations with Peter Parker (Earth-1610)

Miles Morales (Earth-1610) 0005
Spider-Man
Dad?! I know you're not here but I have to at least... Dad? Um... I think one of us in the wrong apartment.
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610) From Miles Morales Ultimate Spider Man Vol 1 1
Peter Parker
Yeah, sorry about that...
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Miles Morales (Earth-1610) 0005
Spider-Man
Peter Parker?
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610) From Miles Morales Ultimate Spider Man Vol 1 1
Peter Parker
I was hoping to get some of my stuff back. It's more than time for the original Spider-Man to get back into the game.
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Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man #1
Miles Morales (Earth-1610) from Miles Morales Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 5 001
Miles Morales
Hey, MJ. Is he here?
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Mary Jane Watson (Earth-1610) from Miles Morales Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 5 001
Mary Jane Watson
Come on, Miles, go away.
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Miles Morales (Earth-1610) from Miles Morales Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 5 001
Miles Morales
Is he here?
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610) from Miles Morales Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 5 001
Peter Parker
Let him in. He deserves answers.
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Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man #5
Nicholas Fury (Earth-1610)
Nick Fury
What's your bug-sense telling you now?
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Spider-Man
My what?
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Nicholas Fury (Earth-1610)
Nick Fury
Your danger sense.
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Spider-Man
How do you know I have that?
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Nicholas Fury (Earth-1610)
Nick Fury
Cuz I'm me.
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Ultimate Enemy #2
Peter Parker (Earth-1610) from Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 83
Spider-Man
Oh, come on. I threw, like, a whole car at you.
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Ultimate Origins Vol 1 4 Textless
Hulk
Mmrr...
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610) from Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 83
Spider-Man
Hey, listen, man... don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #2
Nicholas Fury (Earth-1610)
Nick Fury
My name is Nick Fury and you're under arrest! Cease this $#%^% immediately or we'll do it for you!!
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Wanda Maximoff (Earth-1610)
Wanda Lehnsherr
Translation: You made a big "whoops!"
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Ultimates 2 Vol 1 13 Textless Variant
Janet van Dyne (Wasp)
What? You guys having a party?
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Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
Spider-Man
Hey, I made the same joke!
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Katherine Pryde (Earth-1610) from Miles Morales- Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 12 001
Kitty Pride
You did it funnier.
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Ultimate Power #2