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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Quote1 Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets. Quote2
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Quote1 These guys are bad news. Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets. Klaw, the villain made of living sound. Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask. And the Trapster, oh, wait, already cut him. Quote2
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Quote1 Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Ya'know I once had a cute Dog named Ms. Lion who... Quote2
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Quote1 It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 And how do I know he's this world's Spider-Man? Duh. 'Cause the people don't like him. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 UGH! Is that Spiral? Didn't you only use swords? Swords are cool. But I hate shooting games... so violent! Quote2
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Quote1 So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! wah wah waaah! Quote2
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Quote1 Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Other kids I know start their day with orange juice. Me? I get yelled at by a 100-foot-tall-cranky pants. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 It's "Arachnid." And you call yourself a doctor? Quote2
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Quote1 Too weird Quote2
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Quote1 I took care of the "Phalanx", I took care of "Hulk" Quote2
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Quote1 I'm your second choice to play myself!? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Love the new duds, Ock. Covering your face was a stroke of genius! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Agent Phil Coulson is kind of... cool!? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 It's not your fault, you don't have to be this "Green Goblin" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Hulk? Here? In Manhattan? Ungood... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Game over. Quote2
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Quote1 One on one these guys are tough enough but six at one time! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Hey, Hawkeye! Where's an Avenger when you need one? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! Wah wah waaah! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 If you stop hitting me, I'll brush up on my villains guide to Boston. Pinky swear! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Gobby, meet the Web-Warriors! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Knock knock, Doc Ock! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 I am the Spider-Supreme! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Quote1 Here's the deal. Me, Peter Parker: Huge IQ, number one in math, number one in science, top student. The transfer student Amadeus Cho: Uncharted IQ, skipped a few grades, holds several patents, is banned from all TV game shows. Quote2
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Quote1 That's a good thing, right? There must have been some good times. Hold that thought. It looks like we unlocked the mother load on Doc Ock's animal DNA experiments. Hey, he really did make a kangaroo! Looks like Ock offered cash to down-on-their-luck kids to participate in his scientific studies. Aw, but it doesn't say who any of these kids were. Quote2
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Quote1 Spidey, you are definitively not in Brooklyn anymore. Quote2
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Quote1 Carnage? Is that like a family name or something? Quote2
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Quote1 I just wanted to take one last look at a world where Uncle Ben was still alive. Quote2
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Quote1 Strangley, this is only my second worst Halloween ever. Quote2
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Quote1 So I guess this is it, there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man that would mean my work was done. Far from it, this isn't the end, this is only the beginning. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Conversations with Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Gamora (Earth-12041) from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Season 1 1 001
Gamora
Peter, LOOK OUT!
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Peter Quill (Earth-12041) from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Season 1 1 001
Star-Lord
Thanks.
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man TV Series 001
Spider-Man
Thanks.
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Peter Quill (Earth-12041) from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Season 1 1 001
Star-Lord
Wait, your name's Peter too?
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Spider-Man
What?! No. Who said that?
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Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Season 3 2
Nick Fury USM
Nick Fury
The silver lining is he didn't take our data with him. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secrets are still safe.
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 15 002
Spider-Man
Thanks to you. I know I've never said this before-- but you're a great teacher. I never would've made it through today without your training.
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Nick Fury USM
Nick Fury
It's about time you learned you don't have all the answers. Everyone needs a little help.
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Marvel Universe: Ultimate Spider-Man #25
Peter Parker (Earth-67) from Spider-Verse Team Up Vol 1 2
Peter Parker (Earth-67)
I don't believe it! You're--
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Poster (cut)
Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Oh, snap! Don't tell me Spider-"Mad-Men" is old fashioned in bad ways, too!
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Peter Parker (Earth-67) from Spider-Verse Team Up Vol 1 2
Peter Parker (Earth-67)
--A high school kid! I thought you'd be older. No offense. You just seem to really know your stuff.
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Miles Morales Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 1 Staples Variant Textless
Miles Morales (Earth-1610)
I... do? Yeah. I guess I do. All right, Spider-Men... Action's our reward. What do you say we go save the Multi-Verse?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Poster (cut)
Peter Parker (Earth-12041)
Continued in Spider-Verse... as if I had to tell you!
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Spider-Verse Team-Up #2
Daniel Radford (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 15 001
Leo
What's your name, agent?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 15 001
Spider-Man
Oh, well it's...uh, Stan...Ditkoberg.
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 15
Dirk Garthwaite (Earth-12041) 001
Wrecker
Someone call for a Wrecking Crew?
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Samuel Alexander (Earth-12041) 004
Nova
Someone call for... uh... uh... some people to stop a Wrecking Crew?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Poster (cut)
Spider-Man
Nice one, Laser-Brain.
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 18
Eugene Thompson (Earth-12041) 002
Flash Thompson
That's Alex? How?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 026
Spider-Man
Wrong question. Right question - Who brought this whole thing on in the first place?
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 2 3
Nicholas Fury (Earth-12041) 002
Nick Fury
I could order you enter the tube, but that would defeat the point of test. So I asking you as your boss, your mentor and, yes... as your friend.
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 026
Spider-Man
Hard of argue with that. Wait... As my friend? Nick Fury would never say that!
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 3 21
Peter Parker (Earth-12041) from Poster (cut)
Spider-Man
Flash Thompson is...?
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Eugene Thompson (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 3 3 001
Venom
Venom!
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 3 3
Otto Octavius (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man Season 4 7 001
Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius)
Scarlet, please divulge to me Spider-Man's greatest secret... his true identity.
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
I KNOW YOU, BEN! I KNOW YOU WON'T DO TH--
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Scarlet Spider (Ben) (Earth-12041)
Scarlet Spider
His name is Peter Parker.
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Otto Octavius (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man Season 4 7 001
Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius)
Ahh... nice to finally meet you, Peter Parker.
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
NOOO!!!!
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 4 10
Scarlet Spider (Ben) (Earth-12041)
Ben Reilly
Tell me, is this what he would do?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Peter Parker
Who?
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Scarlet Spider (Ben) (Earth-12041)
Ben Reilly
The other Ben, the one I'm named after.
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Peter Parker
Yeah, i guess it is... he gets anything to save people.
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Scarlet Spider (Ben) (Earth-12041)
Ben Reilly
Peter, Ock was wrong, compassion isn't your greatest weakness. It's your greatest strength. Keep being a hero, punk.
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 4 11
Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
You talking to the moon again?
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Marc Spector (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man Season 4 24
Moon Knight (Marc Spector)
Of course, isn't that who you are talking to?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
No? No one talks to the moon. The moon doesn't talk.
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Marc Spector (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man Season 4 24
Moon Knight (Marc Spector)
Then if you are not talking to the Moon, who are you talking to?
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Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 025
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Uhh... no one?
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Marc Spector (Earth-12041) from Ultimate Spider-Man Season 4 24
Moon Knight (Marc Spector)
Weirdo.
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 4 24
Peter Parker (Earth-12041) 001
Spider-Man
Do not go in there!
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Luke Cage (Earth-12041) 001
Power man
What, Hulk used the bathroom again?
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Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 4 5