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List of all notable quotes by or about Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616).
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Quote1 Face it Tiger... you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 42
Quote1 Three living, breathing males to one gal, eh? Where has this place been all my life? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 44
Quote1 Eat your heart out, Gwendolyn! This time little Mary Jane's in the spotlight! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 59
Quote1 Wow, Gwendy... you sure can pick 'em! He's either a masked menace... or a psycho case! Take your pick! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 87
Quote1 Listen, this is getting too heavy. Let's leave it for some other time, okay? I need some sleep. I'll think about Petey tomorrow. Yeah. Like Scarlett O'Hara said... Tomorrow is another day! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 131
Quote1 Danger is my middle name. I have it monogrammed on all of my towels. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 20
Quote1 Looks like you've been keeping busy while I was gone, Tiger! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 243
Quote1 Serious? Me? Don't be silly! You know me--I'm never serious about anything... never. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 244
Quote1 Pete, do you know how hard it is to love somebody who's just asking to get their head bashed in? Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 Oh, sure, she had a couple of outstanding attributes, if you like that sort of thing. Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 119
Quote1 Peter! I saw you on T.V. ... Saving those people... I was frightened for you, but you were wonderful! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 286
Quote1 New York is my home. My friends are here. My career is, too. I don't know if I could give all that up. Even to make a dream come true. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 302
Quote1 Bottom line, Sweetheart we have to help and protect each other. As best we can. After all- That's what being in love is all about. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 309
Quote1 Congratulations, Tiger! You hit another Jackpot! You're about to become a father! We're having a Baby! Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 220
Quote1 You're not going to kill me Kaine... you won't even hurt me. You can't. Not if all you've told me is true. If you are a clone of Peter Parker's... then deep down, you're as good as he is. Being a clone doesn't make you... or my husband... any less of a man. You're alive! Where and how you were born into this world just doesn't matter. Peter...my Peter... has always done the right thing... has defined himself by his actions.. not by whether he was born or cloned. He has lived a valuable life for the past five years I've known him. And now I'm carrying his child... I'm not going to let him throw away the life we've shared together. Peter is a person... and so are you! Prove yourself, Kaine! By your actions! Don't let Ben be killed! Don't let the Jackal kill anymore! Do what Peter would do! Do the right thing. You have the Power... now accept the responsibility! Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 61
Quote1 Don't use our baby as an excuse, Peter! If it really about me or the baby, than you wouldn't be putting that mask on again! Quote2
Spider-Man: The Final Adventure Vol 1 1
Quote1 Mr. Parker! I'll say this once! You are not taking one step out of this hospital until the doctor says you can! And is there something you find humorous, Mr. Reilly..?!? Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 8
Quote1 He's science-geek Peter Parker. He's a laughing joking adventurer. He's the boy next door. He's a hero who saved the city. Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 16
Quote1 Peter... N-Normie-- --Normie Osborn's been kidnapped! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 25
Quote1 Mr. Parker... Would you mind if I showed you just how much I appreciate your being the most sensitive, understanding, and caring husband in the world..? Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 33
Quote1 Okay, MJ, calm yourself. He's your husband... ...you love him... ...and it's time you talked to him. Time for the mind games... the secrets... to end. Time to tell Peter everything! About the obscene phone calls... about how I've been hiding them from him... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 9
Quote1 He should be here with me! There is so much I've got to tell him! About the phone calls, the messages... about it all. I thought they were about-- --but they've been about me! And now Peter is going to be targeted... in danger! I can't believe how rude I've been to him, but then again he -- I'm so confused! So scared! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 11
Quote1 Being married to Spider-Man is worse than being married to a policeman. At least a policeman's wife would get a call in the middle of night. I'm just too young... ...and not in the mood. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 12
Quote1 Face it, tiger... you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
Spider-Man: Blue Vol 1 2
Quote1 Don't worry about me, baby-- I got all these virile young men to protect me. 'Sides, if anything goes wrong I can always call for the Kiwi Kid. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 7
Quote1 He always tries to protect me. It's what he DOES. He doesn't understand. It's not that I don't want to be protected, because sometimes I do. But sometimes I want to protect HIM, and I can't do that when he's too busy protecting ME. When he's keeping secrets. But I have to respect his secrets. Because that's what I do. I keep people's secrets. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 511
Quote1 Go get him, Tiger. Kick his ass. Kick it HARD. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 514
Quote1 I love you, Peter Parker. You're an amazing man. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 8
Quote1 Hummm, you know, Sarah was right, you do kiss like a brother. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 26
Quote1 You don't have a vaunted healing factor. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 13
Quote1 All those women you mentioned... you, Jessica, Storm... you're all super-powered. I don't have that to lean on. Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 32
Quote1 Maybe the rest of the world thinks marriage is something to do between other marriages, but it means something to me. You're my partner and my husband and I love you. This is our life. Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Annual Vol 2 1
Quote1 Whoever she is...she better be good to you. Or she'll have to answer to me. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 604
Quote1 Arrogant, impulsive, inappropriate, mercenary... ...she's exactly how I remember her. Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 11
Quote1 Hope Peter's thing is going better than this. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 25
Quote1 Oh come on -- I can't believe you just jinxed us like that, Tiger. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 29
Quote1 So why don't you play the role?! Quote2
Amazing Mary Jane Vol 1 2
Quote1 Is that a "Yes," then, on me playing Spidey? Quote2
Amazing Mary Jane Vol 1 4
Quote1 I just wanted to say how proud I am of you, Quentin. Truly. Quote2
Amazing Mary Jane Vol 1 5
Quote1 I'd like to report a murder. Is that what I'm supposed to say? Quote2
Amazing Mary Jane Vol 1 6
Quote1 Let's be clear here, Norman. The only reason I am doing any of this is because I know Peter is in danger. I can feel that in my bones--and Harry, despite whatever he's done--is my friend. I want to help him. Because I know whatever he's become, it's because of what you did to him. What you did to all of us, you walking poison. So don't think even a single thing I do here constitutes forgiveness, or even tolerance, of you. I don't buy this act for a second. You know why? Peter has all these... villains. Most of them are just ignored, angry failure-to-launch types who put on a costume to make the world think they're something scarier than they are. But not you, Norman. Like I said, I'm an actress. I know when someone's putting on a show. You've always been the monster. The goblin is the real you. That skin is just how you hide in plain sight. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 54.LR
Quote1 Peter... at some point, you're gonna have to stop for five minutes and process everything that's happened. You know that, right? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 75
Quote1 Someday, Peter Parker, you're going to learn how to rest. If you don't, it's going to kill you. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 82
Quote1 Dammit, Peter, this isn't about you! It's about responsibility. I thought you'd understand that. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 9
Quote1 Time to show these power-hungry megalomaniacs who they're dealing with. Quote2
Jackpot Vol 1 1
Quote1 Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616)
Harold Osborn (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 61 0001
Harry Osborn
Quote1 Mary Jane! But why so cheerful? Quote2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 61 0001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Why not, Dad? There are more than two billion people alive today! ... and half of them are mmmmales! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 61
Mary Jane WatsonQuote1 You must live right, tiger! Here you are with two way out chicks... And not a care in the world! Quote2
Gwen StacyQuote1 Like the little lady said, man o'mine... Let the good times roll! Quote2
Peter ParkerQuote1 Yeah! Why not-- Let the good times.. Roll..? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 9
MJQuote1 I... I... just need to know the answer to one question. Peter... Are you Spider-Man again? Quote2
Peter ParkerQuote1 No. No I'm not. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 6
PeterQuote1 Well...If you ever -- Quote2
MJQuote1 I will. I love you, Peter. Please believe that. Quote2
PeterQuote1 Yeah... I love you, too. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man 2001 Vol 1 1
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 24 0001
MJ
Quote1 What a strange tone in her voice. The same tone I had sometimes when -- she doesn't...know, does she? Should I ask if she knows? No. Peter would tell me if she knew. Except Peter and I don't talk. Nuts. Quote2
Maybelle Parker (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 29 001
Aunt May
Quote1 She had to hear the tone in my voice. She doesn't know that I know, does she? Should I tell her I know? No. In anyone tells her it should be Peter. Except Peter and she don't talk. Oh, dear... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 40
PeterQuote1 Just give me five minutes before you have me thrown off the lot, MJ. Quote2
MJQuote1 You've got two. Make the best of them. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 43
PeterQuote1 MJ-- Quote2
MJQuote1 Pete? What're you-- Quote2
PeterQuote1 Can we talk? Quote2
MJQuote1 I was... I have a flight-- Quote2
PeterQuote1 I don't care. Quote2
MJQuote1 Me either. So let's talk, Peter. Let's talk... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 49
MJQuote1 When I left... when I went away.... I was so afraid you didn't need me anymore. Quote2
PeterQuote1 I do. I love you, MJ. I need you. I'm nothing without you. Come home. Come home to me. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 50
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50 Spider-Man Timeless Variant
Peter
Quote1 I want to give you the life you deserve to have. I want you to have everything you ever wanted -- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 51 Textless
MJ
Quote1 Then like I said: you're out of your mind. Because the only thing I've ever wanted... ...is you. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 52
MJQuote1 Oh, Tiger... they're going to put this whole thing on your head. They're going to blame you for screwing up the peace process unless you lay yourself open to every nut in the city. What are we going to do? Quote2
PeterQuote1 I'm going to do the only thing I can. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 8
MJQuote1 Look at you! You're wounded! Quote2
PeterQuote1 C'mon, MJ. You know I get better fast. Quote2
MJQuote1 Yeah? What if you die? What're the odds of you getting better then? Quote2
PeterQuote1 Seriously? Surprisingly good. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 1
MJQuote1 I can't say goodbye, Peter... please, please don't make me... Quote2
PeterQuote1 ...MJ... Quote2
MJQuote1 Don't... I love you... I love you... don't go... please... Quote2
PeterQuote1 ...goodbye. Quote2
MJQuote1 Nooooo! Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 3
MJQuote1 Don't die! Quote2
Spider-ManQuote1 No chance. Been there, done that. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 4
MJQuote1 Amazing. Quote2
PeterQuote1 Mary Jane...on the roof? Quote2
MJQuote1 Spectacular. Quote2
PeterQuote1 MJ...? Quote2
MJQuote1 Astonishing. Quote2
PeterQuote1 Sigh... Quote2
I (heart) Marvel: Web of Romance Vol 1 1
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 4 Deodato Variant Textless
Spider-Man
Quote1 My heart's racing. Hers is too. I can feel it. How--? Parker's memories! Oh. When I-- Good God! I have his feelings for her now. And more than anything, I want to be with her. I need to-- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 2 Deodato Variant Textless
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 C'mere, Tiger. Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 4 Deodato Variant Textless
Spider-Man
Quote1 No! Quote2
Peter Parker (Earth-616), Otto Octavius (Earth-616) and Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 2 0001
Peter Parker's consciousness
Quote1 No? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 2 Deodato Variant Textless
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 But why? Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 4 Deodato Variant Textless
Spider-Man
Quote1 Because the two of us-- together-- it's insane. I can do the math. You love me as Peter and Spider-Man. But you can't be with me because I'm Peter and Spider-Man. It's a recursive loop. An equation that can never be solved. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 2 Deodato Variant Textless
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 What-- what are you saying? Quote2
Peter Parker (Earth-616), Otto Octavius (Earth-616) and Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 2 0001
Peter Parker's consciousness
Quote1 Doc, please don't do this. I'm begging you. Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 4 Deodato Variant Textless
Spider-Man
Quote1 I promised to keep you safe. But our relationship is the greatest trap of all. And the only way to free you-- -- is to move on. Quote2
Peter Parker (Earth-616), Otto Octavius (Earth-616) and Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 2 0001
Peter Parker's consciousness
Quote1 Whoa! I was wrong about you, Otto. There are things you can do that I never could. Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 2
MJQuote1 Peter, why is the Fantastic Four in my living room? Quote2
PeterQuote1 Short version? Messed up super hero shenanigans. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.5
Anthony Stark (Earth-616) from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 4 001
Tony Stark
Quote1 Why do you have Peter Parker's emergency private number? Quote2
Invincible Iron Man Vol 3 4 Textless
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 It's... complicated. Quote2
Anthony Stark (Earth-616) from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 4 001
Tony Stark
Quote1 Are you his biological father? Quote2
Invincible Iron Man Vol 3 4 Textless
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 What? No. Quote2
Anthony Stark (Earth-616) from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 4 001
Tony Stark
Quote1 Then it's not that complicated.
What's the skinny?
 Quote2
Invincible Iron Man Vol 3 7
Mary Jane WatsonQuote1 So, let me make sure I've understood -- you're making a biopic that empathizes with you as a villain, doesn't apologize for it, you've secured funding through fraud, and you've staffed this production with former felons and current villains as well. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 618 Villain Variant Textless
Mysterio
Quote1 ...yes. I wanted to give them a chance to create something meaningful. Quote2
Mary Jane WatsonQuote1 This is insane. ...I'm in. Quote2
Amazing Mary Jane Vol 1 1
Sarah Stacy (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 73 001
Kindred
Quote1 Difficult, isn't it? Your sins staring back at you-- reminding you of everyone you let down. Quote2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Harry, please -- Quote2
Sarah Stacy (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 73 001
Kindred
Quote1 CALL ME KINDRED! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 73
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Well, after how hard you've worked and how far you've come, you've certainly earned more. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 25 ComicXposure Exclusive Virgin Variant
Black Cat
Quote1 Perhaps we have an ensemble available that will go fabulously with those Web-Shooters? Quote2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Oh, absolutely. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 25 ComicXposure Exclusive Virgin Variant
Black Cat
Quote1 Face it tiger... you've hit the jackpot again. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 89
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Well? What do you think? Quote2
Felicia Hardy (Earth-616) from Giant-Size Amazing Spider-Man King's Ransom Vol 1 1 001
Black Cat
Quote1 I think... that this is about the opposite of how I like to do things? Quote2
Mary Jane & Black Cat Vol 1 2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Felicia Hardy, you dumb &%$#! Quote2
Felicia Hardy (Earth-616) from Giant-Size Amazing Spider-Man King's Ransom Vol 1 1 001
Black Cat
Quote1 For God's sake, MJ, I told you to run-- Quote2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 Now you listen to me. Do you think I'm mad at you because you, quote, unquote, "stole my ex-boyfriend"? Is that why you think I'm yelling at you? Quote2
Felicia Hardy (Earth-616) from Giant-Size Amazing Spider-Man King's Ransom Vol 1 1 001
Black Cat
Quote1 I mean... yeah? Quote2
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 I don't care that you and Peter are... doing whatever you're doing. I have a life of my own that doesn't revolve around Peter B. Parker! I've got kids! Felicia, I'm mad at you because you didn't tell me! Because you let it tie you up in knots and screw us over! I'm happy for you! That's what friends do, and we're friends! Quote2
Felicia Hardy (Earth-616) from Giant-Size Amazing Spider-Man King's Ransom Vol 1 1 001
Black Cat
Quote1 ... Yeah, we are, aren't we? Quote2
Mary Jane & Black Cat Vol 1 4
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 50.LR 001
Mary Jane Watson
Quote1 "What's to stop us becoming the fabulous co-queens of Hell?" Felicia asked you that, before. Quote2
Felicia Hardy (Earth-616) from Giant-Size Amazing Spider-Man King's Ransom Vol 1 1 001
Black Cat
Quote1 Turns out, the answer? Nothing. Quote2
Mary Jane & Black Cat Vol 1 5


"Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"—her first words to Peter Parker, initially appearing in Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 1) #42 (November 1966), are by far her most famous words, and indeed, one of the most famous quotations in the Marvel Universe, duplicated in nearly every continuity in which Mary Jane appears. A non-exhaustive list of comic books the quotation appears in:

  • Amazing Spider-Man: Parallel Lives (January 1990)
  • Deadpool #6 (June 1997) — Typhoid Mary parodies the quotation
  • Spider-Man: Blue #2 (August 2002)
  • Ultimate Spider-Man #13 (November 2001)
  • Spider-Girl #1: delivered by MJ's and Peter's daughter May (aka Spider-Girl) in the alternate MC2 universe

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