Longshot (Mojoverse)/Quotes

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... you just have to be born lucky, I guess.

—X-Force Vol 1 59

Honey, I had no idea your life was so crazy! Norse Gods, super-villains, angry mutants, crazy directors and failed movies! Aren't you glad you were finally able to settle down and take it easy?

—X-Men Unlimited Vol 1 32

I didn't ask to have it hardwired into my DNA that the opposite sex is drawn to me.

—X-Factor Vol 3 35

Why is that well-dressed dog attacking Shatterstar?

—X-Factor Vol 1 208

We seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in graveyards.

—X-Factor Vol 1 217

Okay, well...in my defense...big hairy snarling monster leaping out at us. Nine times out of ten, throwing knives is the right call.

—X-Factor Vol 1 224

Oh, this is gonna be good. Hope all you folks streaming at home are watching this.

—X-Men: Gold Vol 2 15

...you just have to be born lucky, I guess.