Loki Laufeyson (Kid Loki) (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Why do people always presume I'm lying?

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 622

Thor!! How...ah... How are you doing? I had a dream you died in a gash made of light and color. So I came to help with my stick of great stabbing.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 1

It gives us time to do what we have to. That is, find something to bring them together before they tear each other apart. Someone to hate. Something they fear... And the Tongue will give it to us... Or we'll tear it out at its bloody root. That's the sort of thing I'm meant to say, yes?

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 624

There is no way anyone can defeat a god like that. We must be distinctly cleverer.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 625

Odin will raze the Earth rather than see that. And if he fails, the Serpent's reign in Asgard will surely do likewise. But, my dear friends, I have a different ending in mind for Dark Asgard. We're going to destroy it.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 626

We need a distraction. Destroyer? Act in a suitably eponymous fashion.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 628

To achieve this, my very self is mortgaged to wicked creatures time and time over. I have freed one of Asgard's greatest enemies and facilitated the death of our greatest protector. My people will still loathe me, and the grave holds the one who protected me. I do not know 'what now.' I think if I thought of it, I would weep for me. But that would be awfully self-centered wouldn't it? Let's save worrying about tomorrow for our newly purchased dawn.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 629

His name is Thori. And he's a good dog.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 632

I know how this goes! I've been studying your moving pictures! Gathered by the torrent of bits, transferred to my Pad of i. So many films for free! Your players must be generous to distribute them so! 'We would wish no trouble here.' That's right, yes?

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 633

No. No. No. I can't, can I? Oh, by Odin's sores, I can. Damn it, Leah. We're on the wrong side.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 640

It's not about the kissing. I don't care about the stupid kissing. She was much more important than that.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 641

It's all right. No need to thank me.

—Asgardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 6

I'm Loki, yes. I can only be Loki. But as much as they're able, I want people to trust me.

—Loki Laufeyson (Kid Loki) (Earth-616)

Hel-Wolf and Garm of Hel had a moment when I was looking the other way. Thori's the result.

—Thori (Earth-616)

Loki	If you knew something bad was happening. What would you do?
Thor	I would prevent it.
Loki	But if something bad was happening, and it had to happen, and if it didn't happen, something even worse would happen...what would you do?
Thor	...I would make sure it happened.
Loki	Even if it cost you everything?
Thor	Aye. But Loki, what are you planning?
Loki	What needs to be done, brother. If you would do it, I should too -- no matter what it costs me.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 623

Loki	Poor Ikol, what do you see in these children...?
Ikol	I see evil.
Loki	As do I. And I don't find it quite as refreshing as you probably do...

—Vengeance Vol 1 4

Idunn	You are our secret, sweetness. But as much as I want to, we can't explicitly protect you. Equally, to do what you will have to, you must be an outsider. A secret weapon works best when it is concealed. The queens of the realm consorting with the destroyer of it? Impossible. When our plans are revealed, our position will be tenuous. Your open allegiance would only make it more so. Of course, you are aware--
Loki	That if I disobey or stab you or anything similar, you reveal that I freed Surtur and the Asgardian mob will play the bloody yet popular pastime of Loki-football?
Freyja	We are the All-Mother, Loki. Do you truly think we would do that?
Loki	Er... Yes?

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 631

Silver Surfer	You. Strange boy. Where did you get that? Where did you get this...thing?
Loki	I...stole it? From a gimp human that annoyed me? He needs it to walk and I guess I thought it would be funny.
Silver Surfer	It's not. Stand back. This thing lives in two spaces. Here -- and beyond. Who was "Thor"?

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 9

Loki	Want to team up? We should totally team up!
Hellstrom	Peers team up. We work together, and you're my sidekick. At best.
Loki	Hmm. Doesn't that mean that I'll end up dying tragically to give you motivation to overcome the final adversary or some similar tragedy?
Hellstrom	Yeah, probably.
Loki	I like the sound of that.
Leah	Me too.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 634

Thor	Sigurd. He still lives.
Tyr	The legend of legends... alive!
Frandal	The first hero. In the flesh!
Volstagg	The blade of Bor!
Loki	For reals.
Ikol	"For reals". Oh woe.

—Exiled Vol 1 1

Dani Moonstar	You've annihilated one of the greatest heroes in human history and it's "a shame?" Get rid of the damn spell!
Zig	One: Please. I was being Thor before Thor had even thought of being Thor. I would if I could, but I can't. I'm no magician. Go to the dealer.
Dani Moonstar	What do you mean?
Zig	Who do you think I bought the spell from? When he was in grown-up pants anyway...
Loki	Ah. Yes.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 637

Loki	Eh, Grandfather? There's only one way out of this now. Cancel your curse and take away their soul-hunger.
Bor	Damn you, Loki!

—New Mutants Vol 3 43

Loki	What have I unleashed?
Ikol	What we always have. Chaos. Good work.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 642

Surtur	I am the father of all cataclysms, Loki. Do you understand? Do not fear the flame, Loki. In time it burns us all. Well?
Loki	Great. Let's burn everything together then, yes. Sounds like a marvelous time. Even for a flame colossus, he's insane...!