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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by or about Jonathan Storm (Earth-616).

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
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Quotes by Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)

Quote1 Oh, Hell no! You come after my people, I will quote from the Book of Ben Grimm:

It's clobberin' time!
Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi Dorrie-Doll! Your Dream-Boat's back! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Gee, Spidey, you're pretty darn talkative for a corpse! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 If you’re hearing this, I’m sorry, pal. Sorry that I’m gone. ‘Cause... well... I know how you feel when it comes to losing family. And that’s what you are to me. Family. So... if you’re thinking of this as my last will and all... I’m not leaving you my sports cars or stuff like that... I’m leaving you the best thing I ever had... My spot on this team. A place in this family. The best sister, two brothers, niece, and nephew a guy could ask for. They— We all love you, Pete. So? You up for it, bro? We’re all here for you. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I should have guessed! You're not the real Captain America! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Does anybody besides me ever get tired of feeling like the dumb kid in science class? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Back away from the nerd. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is my house now. Welcome to the Negative Zone. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 F-Franklin! It is you! It really is! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Johnny Storm... The Human Torch... ...not a thief... not a spoiled kid... not a quitter... ...a hero. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 What the heck, Sis... Your Mad Scientist Husband thinks work is relaxing! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 What is it? Another autograph? Ahh well ... the price of fame... Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Like Reed always says -- It's never hopeless! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 You were right, Reed! And I was wrong again -- as usual. I lost my temper -- blew my cool -- gave up on you, and on Ben -- just like a spineless quitter! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Even Reed Richards can't muck around with the Human Torch! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I need to be alone ... to sort things out... to decide just what it is I am! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't remember anything... Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sometimes I feel without my powers, I'd be nothing. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm shallow ... all surface glitter and flash -- just like my stupid powers! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I have pretty much adjusted to Crystal being your lady now, and I'm happy for you both. I really am. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Darnit Alicia,... I can't help but feel I... took advantage of our friendship. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 She's telling the truth, Ben. Alicia isn't just another conquest for me. It's real this time. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 A kid died today, Sue, died because of me. Because I never stopped to consider what the Human Torch might mean out in the real world. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man, Oh Man! That was a close one! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't blame you for hating a hopeless butthead like me, but I hope you'll find a way to forgive me someday. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Looks like we are about to be mobbed by another horde of my adoring fans! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm the Human Torch! I am flame! And the nature of flame is to rise! Push your powers to its limits-- you won't bring me down a second time! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 But despite your low regard for my intelligence, I'm not forgetting that you're going to get this flame back under control after we save Mantis! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 If you were made from me, you're not stupid under that hipster facade! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Aww, cut it out ya big ox, or I'll give ya a hot foot where you sit! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 From the looks of that blast -- there won't be any survivors! But... where's Ben--? What's happened to The Thing?! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Can't do it! Spidey, I'm trapped! I can't! I... I... I have no pants! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 You can't use my mojo because it's too... too human! I forget. You're not a giant man with a bad wardrobe. Not the giant part, anyway. Yes, you're big......but humanoid...nose, fingers, optic nerves, etcetera...is how my brain registers you so it doesn't melt down. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 No more power cosmic. It's gone----but-- if this worked-- so is Galactus. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man, this has to be my third-worst breakup ever! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 No way. You guys mugged Galactus and used his power to boot up your time machine? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 You've gone soft on Sub-Mariner--our arch enemy! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I believe the question was, how can I defeat a Kree armada... It's simple. I have my own... The Annihilation Wave. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 "WHOA! But listen to this, Reed! You were offered a million dollars to star in some adult flick!" Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 There is a method to my madness, you know. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 In other words, gang... ...look out, world, the Fantastic Four are back! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 No offense, pal -- -- but if we're so "inferior"......how come we pretty much always win? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Don't know why I've been questioning Reed's every decision. Nobody's proved himself time and time again like Reed. Maybe it was seeing him lose control while in the Doom armor that bothers me. If a guy like Reed can fall apart, what hope is there for a hothead like me? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 The Skrulls were looking for one of their kind... their own super champion. He's hiding here, they say... and I have a pretty good idea who he is -- Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 But... what if this is that one time they don't? What am I to do? Reed and Sue have kids! What am I going to tell them? I mean, have you ever lost anyone close to you? Like a family member? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Three of the Fantastic Four are in the Negative Zone -- maybe lost -- and I can't get to them. Meanwhile, the world needs an F.F. to handle -- you know -- F.F. stuff! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Guys... something is wrong with me. I can't flame off! I'm stuck as the Human Torch! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I screwed up a lot in my life, Crystal. My relationship with you... ...my chance to be a movie star... Look -- I can't even control my own flame. But I'm not gonna screw this up! I'm not gonna let my sister die! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, please. I know when my film's been flammed, okay? You think you're masters of subterfuge? I deal with Skrulls. A little credit here... Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 If I can help the family, I want to be a part of this. Jian'll backstop me, but you can trust me. I'm not always fourteen. Everything I do know about being an adult, I learned from you, okay? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Here's my proposal, Roma. Leave Franklin with us. If it works out, your needs are satisfied. If it doesn't -- -- if we can't handle the responsibility, or the threats, to your satisfaction -- -- you get us all. Whatever fate you plan for Franklin, we face it together. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't feel them anymore, guys-- It's like I've lost a limb or something-- It's-- I-- My powers are gone. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I have a career as a singer, fame -- There's my tour to focus on -- even without my powers, that's a life most guys'd kill for. So until that day you come to me, Reed, all "I've found it, Johnny, I've got the cure..."... I guess it's "Flame Off." Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Gentlemen, may I present Firefox. The fireball femme fatale... the killer of Vinnie Costello... ...and the end of your troubles! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm happy for Ben. Seriously, good for him. It's just... You've been an Avenger. Reed's been an Avenger. Hell, probably Val's gonna get drafted next week... And do you think that Luke Cage, when he was putting together his team, thought, for even one second: 'I'll ask Johnny Storm'? ... I know exactly what it means, Sue. And it's nobody's fault but my own. I made my bed of mediocrity...now I'm lying in it. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 FLAME ON! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 No! I won't let you do it, Crys! I won't let them take you from me again! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's not possible! How could the Puppet Master build so many androids! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 --my bigger question's this......where'd the sun go? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 But tonight... Just for tonight... I feel great! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Er--Ah--Hi, Hulk--Ol' buddy--Ol' Pal. Thanks for the catch. N-Nice weather we're having, isn't it? It isn't? Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't like being called a child! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Maybe it's time Spider-Man and the Human Torch teamed up again. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, Ben's okay brother-in-law! He's just been playing soccer with the TV. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ta-dah! Ladies and gents, please welcome the one, the only, Morris Sackett! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 ' Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, god, we're about to be shown up by a seven-year-old... Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Johnny-sense tingling... Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Reed knew?! I didn't but Reed knew?!! That's it! I'm being punk'd, aren't I?! Take it off, kutcher! Right now! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Arise! Arise against tyranny! Defeat Zemu! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 If crooks weren't stupid, they wouldn't be crooks. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Fergoshsakes!! Just 'cause I wanted to give folks a little entertainment doesn't mean I'm a publicity-hog! Doggonit! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Set your mind at ease, Big Daddy! Whatever your caper is, I'll still wrap it up in time to date some lucky chick tonight! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wow. Yeah, this all feels really illegal. It's kind of exhilarating. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 Amazing. Even crazed and ferocious, he still knew when to retreat. Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm a big fan. It's easy to tell why she's called Marvel Girl! Quote2
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)

Conversations with Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)

Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
Hold it, fella! I noticed you hanging around! In case you're too shy to ask me, here's my autograph anyway! Don't bother thanking me... I'm just all heart!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Peter Parker
What am I supposed to do, sleep with it under my pillow??
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Amazing Spider-Man #17
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Hey, y'know something? I hate to say it, but we make a pretty good team!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Bite your tongue, Hothead!
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Amazing Spider-Man #19
Peter Parker (Earth-616) from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 5 001
Peter Parker
Everyone was trying to buy this place. Alchemax, Roxxon, Hammer. ...and I outbid 'em all. So I could hold onto it... until the day the FF are finally back. And that day will come, Johnny.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616) from FF Vol 1 16
Johnny Storm
Until it does, I'm glad it's staying with family.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 #3
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Speaking of handling. Which of your finely tuned and expensive toys are we taking this time? The Spider-Copter? Spider-Cycle? Spider-Underground-Drill-Car?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
We're in a city. With tall buildings. I'm taking the greatest Spidey vehicle of 'em all. Thwip thwip.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 #5
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny
Wait! Whoever you are -- don't go!
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Crystalia Amaquelin (Earth-616)
Crystal
No! We can't meet like this! We can't!
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Fantastic Four: Fireworks #1
Susan Storm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 13 cover
Sue
..then you'll have no problem piloting this.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny
Whoa...! Don't tell me this bathtub flies.
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Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 Opeña Variant cover
Ben
'Course it does. He probably dreamed it up one afternoon between Seinfeld reruns. Okay, Susie. You better hope he designed this thing fer these mitts I gor fer hands now...
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Fantastic Four: First Family #5
Fantastic Four Vol 1 101 020 Crys
Crystal
Poor, dear Johnny! Here -- Let me hold your head in my lap!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 101 001 Ben
Ben Grimm
Y'know -- All of a sudden, I don't feel so good either!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 101 001 Johnny
Johnny Storm
You get an aspirin, you BIG APE!
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Fantastic Four #101
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
You want us to use the Pogo Plane?
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Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 Opeña Variant cover
Ben Grimm
Heck, no. I just git my kicks outta openin' 'n shuttin' cockpit doors. Now git in 'n give yer jaws a rest.
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Fantastic Four #108
Reed Richards (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 5 43 cover
Reed Richards
Johnny, we can use a smoke screen.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
I dig you, Reed, FLAME ON!
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Fantastic Four #114
War of Kings Warriors Vol 1 2 Textless
Crystal
You know I can't stay -- That I must join Black Bolt and the rest of the Royal Family in trying to save our homeland!
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
I know, Crys -- And I understand. But at least we've got this time, this moment... And until there'll be others, I can wait and remember this.
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Fantastic Four #118
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
All I want to hear now, is-- Is it him you love-- or me?
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Crystalia Amaquelin (Earth-616)
Crystal
That's just it, Johnny, I-- I don't know!!
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Fantastic Four #131
Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 Opeña Variant cover
Ben Grimm
Now yer with it, Baby! Just listen ta me 'n I'll make a dancer out of you yet!
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
Yeah, that's like Woody Allen teaching Ali how to box!
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Fantastic Four #180
FF 31 p2 Ben
The Thing
Are you tryin to hint that I'm dumb?!
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FF 83 p1 Johnny
Human Torch
Who's hinting?
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FF 31 p2 Ben
The Thing
I accept your apology!
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Fantastic Four #31
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Y'know Spider-Man -- You can be such a loud-mouthed show-off jerk at times!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
The Amazing Spider-man
Yeah, the same goes for you.
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Fantastic Four #362
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
Ready to go home?
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Reed Richards (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 5 43 cover
Reed Richards
We're not going home.
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Fantastic Four #503
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
I see you found all your clothes.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Except for my boxers.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
You truly share way too much.
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Fantastic Four #513
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 658 Textless
Spider-Man
My god.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Pete... What the heck are you wearing?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 658 Textless
Spider-Man
Johnny?
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Fantastic Four #600
FF 83 p1 Johnny
Human Torch
Watch it, he's attacking!
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FF 71 p11 Ben
The Thing
Glad ya told me, bright eyes!
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Fantastic Four #71
FF 83 p1 Reed
Mister Fantastic
It's hopeless, Johnny!
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FF 83 p1 Johnny
Human Torch
Never thought you'd say that, Reed!
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FF 83 p1 Ben
The Thing
You know Stretcho, kid... if he can't do somethin', he figgers nobody can!
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Fantastic Four #83
FF 88 p19 Crys
Crystal
More hot buns, Johnny?
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FF 88 p20 Johnny
Human Torch
Say, Crys... I never knew you were so domestic!
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Fantastic Four #88
Fantastic Four Vol 1 97 019 Johnny
Johnny Storm
Reed, what if he's from some strange undersea race?
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 97 019 Ben
Ben Grimm
You mean the old "They're gonna take over the world" trick? How corny can you be?
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Fantastic Four #97
Fantastic Four Vol 1 98 008 Reed
Reed Richards
Johnny, There's only one thing to do -- !
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 98 008 Johnny
Johnny Storm
Don't say it! I'm way ahead of you Boss Man! FLAME ON!
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Fantastic Four #98
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
You're mad, right? Not disappointed? 'Cause when you're disappointed, that's much worse.
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Susan Storm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 13 cover
Sue Richards
I'm neither. I'm decisive. This clinches it. Desperate times, desperate measures.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 #61
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Bite me, bug-boy!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
"Arachnid", if you please. If you're going to be insulting, at least get the terms right.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 #9
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny
Namor's not such a bad guy.
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Reed Richards (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 5 43 cover
Reed
You're not such a bad guy.
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Marvel Knights 4 #9
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
I gotta admit, hotshot, that was pretty classic. Heh heh... "Lederhosen." Just the word is funny. Y'know what? I think I hate you less now.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Hey, credit where it's due, you had the idea. We're gonna have to face it--we actually make a pretty good team when it all hits the fan.
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Spider-Man / Fantastic Four #1
Susan Storm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 13 cover
Invisible Woman
Why don't you two work together and see if you can find any superhumans having some success?
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
You really do hate me.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
You really do hate me.
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Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four #2

The Acrobat
It's a pleasure to meet the famous Human Torch!
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Torch!! But how--? How did you know who I was?
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The Acrobat
Surely you jest! Everybody knows that Johnny Storm and the fabulous fire-boy are one and the same person!
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Susan Storm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 13 cover
Invisible Girl
Of course, Johnny! All of Glenville knows of your dual role!
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Holy cow! And all this time I thought I was hiding it so cleverly! Well, I'll be--
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Strange Tales #106
ST 125 p1 Johnny
Human Torch
Try to swat me with that asbestos rug, will ya? It's about time I showed you who's top man around here!
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ST 125 p1 Ben
The Thing
Top man?? You red-faced refugee from a kindergarten! I don't know whether to clobber ya or give ya a spankin'!
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Strange Tales #125
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
I know they say your best friends won't tell you -- but, geez, Spidey, forget about deodorants -- have you considered lysol?!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Oh, shut up, Torch.
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Untold Tales of Spider-Man Annual #1997

I'm Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, and-- Wait. No. I'm not, Not anymore. I keep forgetting that I've lost my powers-- that I'm just like anybody else now. I'm not fantastic at all. And I've never felt so helpless... hopeless.. useless..[1]


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