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This isn't the Wasp we're talking about -- This isn't Spider-Woman -- This is Captain F*%#!*g America.
You shoot that gun at me -- I will pull that bullet out of my ruined four-hundred-dollar leather jacket... And I will shove it up your a$$ with my pinky finger. And which one of us do you think that will hurt more?
Go home to your wife, and come out of the closet. She loves you and you're hurting her. She deserves better than what you're doing to her.
It's like I tripped and fell into 1978. God, I'm such a f%*#^!g snob when I'm -- talking... to myself.
I don't pretend to be an expert in religion or even "organized religion" -- but it seems to me that the entire purpose of a belief system like this -- is to give people something so they can be the best kind of person they can figure out how to be. That's all.
The only thing that really irritates me about this gig is that any a$$hole with two eyes can see that he really is Daredevil -- and that I'm just here for show. But he hasn't confided in me. He knows I know, but he just won't come out and tell me.
In my mind I can't tell the difference between what he made me do or say and what I do or say on my own. The only reason I know I wasn't in love with him is that I say to myself: How could I be? I hate him.
Sorry, but one of the most famous men in the city is really this totally evil crazy serial killer? And you know it. Um, what's the point of even having a paper if you can't tell everyone that?
These words. They're just words. I'm dedicating my life to you and-- and I'm saying someone else's words. That's nuts. I want you to know, I truly believe that together we are so much better than we are apart. And not in that creepy way. Really, I'm inspired by you. I don't get lost in my own head like I used to. This world is a scary place. You being an Avenger-- it's so... scary. Every day there's some idiot in our face trying to ruin it. And ever since we got together, I just haven't cared. And no goon attacked us at our wedding, so I'm going to take that as a good sign. And even if the worst happens... It's a weird feeling-- but I know for a fact we can deal with it. Look at that kid over there. Look at her. We made her. And I love watching you be a father. So much so that I'd wear this big poofed-out dress. I just wanted to let you know in my words. This is why I said yes to all this crazy. That's why.
Yes, the war's over. And you lost! And still I went along with you. But you know what, Luke? You gave it a shot and -- and it didn't work! We're not safe! We never were.
The baby, Luke. They took our baby! Jarvis. The Jarvis that was here. It was one of them!! One of the Skrulls! And -- and I gave him the baby! And now -- and now...
It's -- it's me...Jessica! Get the Avengers over here! Get them -- get them to -- Avengers Assemble!
Sorry to hear you had such a rough day. But just to be clear... you and Danny are not getting back together, right?
Tony? Yeah, so I was wrong. It turns out he is a regular kid. Completely one hundred percent ordinary.
Carol Goddamn Danvers. Captain Goddamn Marvel. And I get to watch. Because what difference does it make?
I am very good at finding people. Is there someone else I can help you find? Maybe the person that did that to your hair?
I like how you still try to plan the day even though we do what we do and deal with all that we deal with and our day never goes as planned.
I know I said I'd never call in this particular favor, and I really meant it when I said so... but I thought this -- this is crazypants. And when I think crazypants... I think Deadpool.
Oh, we're tossing labels around? Yes, I tried to think outside the box to get an edge on this, but buddy, I'm not taking an ounce of @#$@ from you because I have no idea who the Hell you are! You dress like the Devil and, yes, you seem so @#$@ familiar, but you are not telling me what's nuts! We were just talking about this before the Punisher tried to whack you...
You babbled on for so long I got over my pathological fear of you. Stop beating around the bush like a dungeon master trying to ask me to prom, Killgrave, and ask me what you came here to ask me.
All four victims came into contact with Dia or Jared. Two of us tried but failed to help Dia, and we're still alive. The two that had direct confrontations with Jared... are dead. That seems hard to ignore.
So here's a thing I'm going to say, and it's cliché as Hell, but it's a cliché for a reason... those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. There's a good chance you'll just become him all over again anyway.
Last thing I want to do is fight him... but the only thing worse than fighting him is letting him kill me... he'd never forgive himself.
Widows. Broken hearts that will never quite heal. Because some foal is looking for her soulmate. It stops here.
You shoot that gun at me--I will pull that bullet out of my ruined four hundred dollar leather jacket... and I will shove it up your ass with my pinky finger. And which one of us do you think that will hurt more?
Turns out Knightress was dating her brother or something. Don't look at me -- I never understood What Ifs.
Scott Lang | Would you like to go out on a date? |
Jessica Jones | F*ck! A fancy date? |
Scott Lang | Yes. A fancy date. |
Jessica Jones | Better be damn fancy. You got a lot riding on it. |
Luke Cage | You have been called. |
Jessica Jones | The call is given. |
Daredevil | But Captain America and I are hardly seeing eye to eye -- |
Luke Cage | This ain't his Avengers, this is my Avengers. ... Try it out. Don't say no. |
Norman Osborn | Jessica Jones...how have you been? |
Jessica Jones | Better than you. |
Norman Osborn | How is motherhood treating you? |
Jessica Jones | Yeah, that's what I want to do: Talk to you about my kid. |
Norman Osborn | You know I'm going to kill that baby. |
Captain America (Steve Rogers) | You found the Scarlet Witch, when we couldn't. You stopped Dr. Doom, when we couldn't. You somehow managed to diffuse our conflict with the X-Men-- |
Jessica Jones | For the moment. |
Captain America (Steve Rogers) | So, we've asked you here to let you know that from this day forward... whether Young Avengers or not... in our eyes, you are and always will be Avengers! |
Jessica Jones | So what happened to Adam? |
Luke Cage | He... I... |
Jessica Jones | Did you do your "I-don't-break" speech? |
Luke Cage | ... Part of it. |
Jessica Jones | I love that one. |
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