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Quotes by Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)

Quote1 Oh, come on. What's everyone waiting for? We're in Barbarian times, and we're gonna have a bar brawl! LETS GET STARTED! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 What...THE #$@%...IS THIS? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Fight for it. It's our future, Carol. Not his. Fight for it. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wait. Let me get this straight. You want to sue them...for making you "larger, stronger, and more powerful"? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Good luck with your case, Matt. I hope it goes really well. Maybe it's too late to tell you this, but there's something I've been thinking about a lot recently. I can turn into a Hulk any time I want. But just because you can do something doesn't always mean you should. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Lyra, I'm still a Hulk. Hulks don't do weak. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hmmm... Seems everyone wants me to sign on the dotted line lately! Still, the FF was practically family... Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wouldn't leave you holding the bag, Dev! Bad for my karma! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, there're folks who'd pay good money for that kind of treatment... ...always thought I would've made a great chiropractor! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'll be sending you a bill. My time is very valuable these days. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I just don't care for men with fresh mouths. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I never thought I'd be glad to breathe New York air again! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 This hard science stuff is beyond me. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Speaking of people being restrained... what say you an' me loosen it up just a tad, gorgeous? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let me soothe your tortured brow! Oops 'soothed' a little too hard. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's all I need! A guy with the I.Q. of a Mack Truck telling us "gals" to stay out of trouble! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm riding an ant. In the words of someone we both hold near and dear -- What a revoltin' development this is! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Heroes always do the right thing. So I've learned that as long as I do something, justice will ultimately prevail. It's a test of faith...a trial of strength...I just have to hold on tight and wait for the dust to settle. Maybe Hulk is right...that these are the days when herosim fails. And everything I stand for comes crashing down. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I know a thing or two about rage. And that kind of fury... it's not going to pass without taking someone with it. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, you guys like to get realistic, right? Try this one on: Things can be worth more than just the money they make. Especially this time of year. Happy Holidays. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Puppets can make the bravest of us panic. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 So, Behemoth-- which Hulk are you copying? The dumb one? The smart one? The sort of smart but sometimes tricky one? I get it. you're the wrong one. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 He spoke to me. He said he could kill me anytime he wanted. And you know what? I believed him. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'd ask you to surrender... but we're really hoping you'll put up a fight... Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, it's a new start. Chill out, Jen. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't know if Bruce ever read Frankenstein. He wasn't big on fiction. I don't know if he would have thought of himself as more Frankenstein or Monster. Of course we are the monsters. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's when it changed. Or that's when I knew for sure. That it was more than just being gray. Oh I'm sorry, were you expecting something more profound? Look at me. Kind of hard to be profound when your brain is exploding. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Tests came back on the cake. Positive for a mutate street drug called CKEF28. Monster juice. Also. No sightings of Oliver? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm not down for anything, Patsy. I just want to help this person. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man, I will never get sick of this place. A whole building dedicated to businesses owned by super-powered entrepreneurs. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 H-he's going to have to be...(snif)...because of me. (Ah-huhh)...just this one time, at least... ...let him be alone in peace. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Dont call me "Jen", Hulk..it upsets my concentration! I've got to be the savage She-Hulk now, to deal with this menace!" Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I never wanted this to happen, but now you have to learn the other part of being a Hulk. The part where the people you fight to protect sometimes fear and hate you. And it's the hardest part because sometimes to protect what you love, you have to walk away from it. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Figured you'd still be hanging around here. Some people just don't know when to quit. So...are we going to finish this thing or not? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm six foot seven and bright green! People are gonna stare no matter how I dress! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 He said it wasn't a good idea. He's right. Have you any idea how many lawsuits are being set against you right now by people you've brutalized over petty offenses? And you want to add more? The law is not yours to make up, Spider-Man. There is still such a thing as probable cause in this country. If I were you, I'd walk away now and pray Mr. Cage and Ms. Jones don't decide to sue you and Mayor Jameson for the webs on your back. Because I promise you, the court case will be very, very long. Very public. Very thorough. Are you really ready for that kind of spotlight? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Are you... are you guys really doing that "destroy the people who don't understand us because of our powers" bit? Because, I mean, historically, that doesn't end well for anyone. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wait...Oh. My. Gosh. The angrier you get...the weaker you get! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I heard you were holding open tryouts for "Dark She-Hulk" today! Can I throw my hat into the ring? I'm just like original flavor She-Hulk -- except I stopped shaving my legs! Oooh! It's so "Dark!" Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Toad Men, Byrne?? Toad Men? I thought the cover was just a gag! I was all set for the Kree or the Skrulls... or even the crummy Kryloreans! But you stick me with the Toad Men?? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's get something straight: NOBODY PULLS MY HAIR!!! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Do we make a great team or what?" Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hn! In the future, before I accept any case, I'm going to make very sure-- --there are no strings attached! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's just say... you weren't really yourself! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm a comic book character, for crying out loud! I don't want to be dead!! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 --I'm gonna kill you!! And this time, Mr. "Comeback from the dead," it'll be for keeps! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Somebody's playing games with me, and it's gonna be-- --you-- Patrick Olliffe, mister new artist!! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Looks like you terminated the terminator, Zapper... ...but how'd you do it! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Voila! Exit, plain ol' Jennifer Walters... ...enter: the Sensational She-Hulk!! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Listen! When your parents get murdered by criminals and you're caught in a bizarre accident that gives you the powers of a seven-foot, green termite with tentacles -- then you can be my sidekick! Okay?! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I need a hug. And, and, and a chocolate sundae. In that order. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well...I guess that's it. Take care, everybody. See you in the funny papers. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Technically, hydrogen is the most common element in the universe. But me...I think it's hatred. And it frightens me that I think that. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 YAH WANT ME MR. HALDEN HOLEYWAY? YAH GOT ME... Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I think I'm going to like it here at this "funhouse." Only in a crazy place like this could I ever learn... ...that some of the things She-Hulk can't handle--Jennifer Walters can. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hank Pym showed me the plans for it. An entire prison, shrunk down to miniature size, inmates and all. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yep. I'm gonna do it. I'm bring back Hawkeye. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 And I thought that was the same look you were giving me. Hero worship. But it's more than that, isn't it, Pug? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's like a switch went off in my head, and I suddenly realized: I'm not in love with that man. Or wolf. Or...ohmigosh. Am I that shallow? Is it because he's a wolf? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Happy?! You wanted to make me happy?!! Do you know what you made me do?! You didn't just mess with my head, you screwed up my entire life! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's it! I call shenanigans! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Who, Eros? I have to know... ...who did you make her fall in love with? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 You took She-Hulk out of the equation, Stark. And do you know what that's left you with? Jennifer Walters: one of the best lawyers on the east coast! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 But that's just it, Mal. You never were intimidated by She-Hulk. But me? That's another story. Isn't it. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, you haven't. You can't miss something you never got. And you never got me, John. You never got me at all. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, you. You're the much better version of me... ...the one that "kick butts." Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Looking for my body, Creel? It's right here! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Like a paper towel...and water... ...so much water that he can't ignore it...it's in him, through him... maybe "Absorbing Man" really was the more appropriate name for him after all. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 And because being a hero just gets people killed. Yourself. Other heroes. Even innocent bystander. Do you understand now? Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 The first reporter who talks to me dies in Al-len-town. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 But spending so much time in jail lately, it makes me wonder-- (...) If I wasn't just trying to punish myself. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I may not have been able to bring Hawkeye back, but bringing back this Avenger? That's something he would've wanted. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Mutants. Why did it have to be mutants? Especially these mutants. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 She survived! That's her real crime, isn't it? Your son, your pride and joy, died, and Jazinda lived, and that's what you can't forgive her for! Every time you look at her, you see the son you lost! Don't pretend this is about her! It's about you! You're too gutless to live with the daughter who was resourceful enough to survive! Because you keep thinking that maybe if you'd trained your son better, he'd still be alive! You see your own failure in her! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're getting a second chance at life, Mr. President. Use it wisely, because I swear to God, you won't get a third. Now run. RUN!!! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, forget it! You hear me? I was a lawyer, I know the game, and I'm not playing it! Just because I was in the wrong doesn't mean I wasn't right! ... Okay, I admit that sounded better in my head! But the point remains valid! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...what if I killed someone? I couldn't live with myself. Couldn't live with being her! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I read you, Pug. It's serious. Don't worry... ...I'm all over it. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 You guys all know I'm a Hulk, right? And you know what happens when Hulks get angry, right? They lose control. And then...things get smashed. It's not the Hulk's fault. It's just how it is. And you guys...ARE MAKING ME MAAAAAD!'' Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 But the benefit of being a Hulk is that if you're having a bad day...it's usually pretty easy to find someone deserving a punch in the face. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 I never wanted this to happen, but now you have to learn the other part of being a Hulk. The part where the people you fight to protect sometimes fear and hate you. And it's the hardest part because sometimes to protect what you love, you have to walk away from it. Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Kid! Listen to your sister -- this isn't you! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 Casus Belli. Latin. The incident that provides a reason for going to war. Stark and Richards shot him into space. If that isn't Casus Belli, I don't know what is. And when he gets back... Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
Quote1 That does it! You've made me mad now, Rogue! Quote2
--Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)

Conversations with Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)

She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
Jennifer
What about Tony Stark?
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Janet van Dyne (Earth-616)
Janet
I'd rather not discuss it.
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
Jennifer
Oh... kay...
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Hulk Smash Avengers #3
Amora (Earth-616) from Avengers Classic Vol 1 7 001
Enchantress
I am an Asgardian goddess! I could crush you in my fist like the slug you are! But physical contact with creatures such as you disgusts me! And why should an immortal mistress of sorcery sully her hands?
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
And why should I let a chance like this slip by? I don't often duke it out with someone solid enough to really unload on--and slow enough to let me!
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Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #2
Marvel Swimsuit Special Vol 1 3 page 24 Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
She-Hulk
I'll tackle you--head on!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Fat chance!
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Marvel Team-Up #107
She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
You finished?
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Death's Head (Lupex) from Avenging Spider-Man Vol 1 17
Death's Head
You have to ask? Doubt there's a decent bounty on this lot put together, huh?
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Sensational She-Hulk #24
She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
Got a firm li'l butt there. You must work out.
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James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Wolverine
First rule about the "fastball special"...you don't talk about the "fastball special."
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #16
Clinton Barton (Earth-616) from Avengers Academy Vol 1 38
Hawkeye
Hey, Jenny-Poo. Miss me?
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
Clint! You have no idea! Think you can hold the fort for a sec?
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Clinton Barton (Earth-616) from Avengers Academy Vol 1 38
Hawkeye
For you, Shulkie? No problemo.
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #2
Susan Storm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 13 cover
Invisible Woman
How did you meet Jen?
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"Lilandra"
Interstellar lesbian dating service.
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
She's kidding. She loves to kid. She's a crack-up, that Jaz.
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Thundra
So you are not--
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
Nope.
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Thundra
Pity.
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #34

Two-Gun Kid
What?! You mean to say a li'l lady like you is also that big, green mountain of a woman?!
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
Jen Walters
Well, I wouldn't put it like that, but...
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #5
She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
Jen Walters
Starfox! I have to know something right now! Me? Have you ever used your powers on me?!
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Eros (Earth-616)
Starfox
Jennifer? How could I ever...?
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
Jen Walters
That night in Avengers Mansion...when we...when the two of us...
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #7
She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
My answer? To what?
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John Jameson
To this... Jennifer Walters, will you marry me?
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #8
She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
I don't have time for this sort of--
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John Jameson
Jen, it's just one night. We're having dinner at Dad's. That's it. After all, the man is your father-in-
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
Don't say it!
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John Jameson
Father-in-law.
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk
Gnnh.
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She-Hulk Vol 2 #9
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
EEYOWP! She-Hulk, what're you trying to do?
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Marvel Swimsuit Special Vol 1 2 page 23 Jennifer Walters (Earth-616)
She-Hulk
I'm trying to knock your webbed head into New Jersey, wall-crawler!
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The Spectacular Spider-Man #168
Scott Lang (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 3 0001
Ant-Man
Wait! Before we separate, I have something to say. Each of us has a different power! If we combined forces, we could be almost unbeatable!
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James Rhodes (Earth-616)
War Machine
You mean...work as a team?!
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Eric Masterson (Earth-616)
Thunderstrike
There is much good we might do!
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James Rhodes (Earth-616)
War Machine
What do you say, guys?
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Thunderstrike Vol 1 21All of them
NAAHHH!
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Thunderstrike #21
Captain America and the Falcon Vol 1 7 Textless
Falcon (Sam Wilson)
Jen, those were students!
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She-Hulk Vol 1 9 Textless
She-Hulk (Jen Walters)
Wh-- I-- I saw a monster...
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Rogue (Anna Marie) (Earth-616) from Uncanny Avengers Vol 3 9 001
Rogue (Anna Marie)
'Course you did.
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X-Men: Legacy #266