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Quotes by James Bradley (Earth-616)Edit

Quote1 Personality 115, you are expected to follow the Nemesis Protocol at all times. Do you comply? Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...We've got rain clouds rolling in stirring up an abundance of positive ions and increasing irritability among particularly sensitive people. But not to worry. When the rain starts falling...it releases negative ions into the air, causing a feeling of euphoria...a natural side effect of Storm's more dramatic arrivals. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, and just so no one can say we haven't been formally introduced -- you can call us Battle-Axis! Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Miss: I am attempting to explain a device so profoundly complex that even if you were functionally immortal... which praise the singularity you are not... the Universe would collapse long before you grasped even how to switch it on. Pay attention or I shall feed you to my lab. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Behold: The World's first truly evil Pretend-Mutant, and an irresistible threat for any psychic predator. Let's just hope the little bastard can run. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why can't I ever end up in sexy dimensions. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 I believe in neither magic nor superstition, Dr. McCoy, and if you touch my jacket again I'll spay you. Congratulations. The X-Men have found their genius. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Write down the date and time you claimed to have intelligence. I expect it'll be the entry in your diary right before the one where you're eaten by giant crabs. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 It chose to stand here because of what lies beneath its feet. The past and the future of mankind's evolution... Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 You know what I like? Saving lives and killing Nazis. You know what I don't care about one jot? Metallury. Reminds me of metalwork, and that's what they got the stupid school kids to do when men of the future were busily rewriting the laws of physics. Now while there's a distinct lack of Nazis to kill, I've got the plague aftermath, mutated mutations, vampires, demon-possessees, more vampires, annoying Limbo godlings and a new generation of freaky X-kids to prod with science sticks. Very busy! No time for your foolish space tin. Now leave me alone and scuttle off to complain to the one-eyed vizir. I'm saving lives. Shout if you see a Nazi. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 My team represents the greatest collection of scientists on the planet, and I'm proud of them all. Of course, if you even think about telling them I said so, I'll inflict poleshift on your digestive system. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 I wish I went to the bathroom before getting into this damn thing... You know what astronauts can do right inside their spacesuits...? Terror bathroom terror bathroom... It's just possible something strange is happening to the laws of physics down here. Aaaaaaa On the plus side, it's no longer cold in this suit. Yay astronauts. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 In the name of progress, justice and not being haunted by the pissed-off astral echo of an aging genius -- you will finish what we started. Do. Not. Flake! ... Ha! Invisible, is it? Science-gaze sees all, Brainfail! There will be crotch-punching! Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Using my uncanny mutant power of selfless heroism, I've sealed myself in with three suicidal infectees, one indestructible abomination -- and the pair of space cadets whose de-monstering treatment so spectacularly failed. I believe I deserve a round of applause. Or a straightjacket. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh God, the little wish-fulfillment elf. Here to report that the science team's lab has been cleaned of barnacles, I hope. Quote2
--James Bradley (Earth-616)

Conversations with James Bradley (Earth-616)Edit

James Bradley (Earth-616) from Cable and X-Force Vol 1 1
Dr. Nemesis
I've isolated the coordinates for the dimensional gateway. This proved especially tricky as they exist at the crux of a spatial and temporal intersection. You'll let me know if I'm too fast for you.
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Mr. Fantastic
I did discover unstable molecules.
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James Bradley (Earth-616) from Cable and X-Force Vol 1 1
Dr. Nemesis
Yeah. We're very impressed.
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X-Men Vol 3 #17