Elsa Bloodstone (Earth-616)/Quotes

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You might have told me we were airborne, you secretive little bat-faced man, you.

—Bloodstone Vol 1 1

That's right, Captain Overbite... never mess with a Bloodstone!

—Bloodstone Vol 1 4

When I kill you with a motorcar, you should have the common decency to stay dead, you horrid little object.

—Nextwave Vol 1 3

Victim? Victim? You think this letter on my chest stands for America?

—Nextwave Vol 1 9

You. Spilled. My. Tea.

—Marvel Zombies Vol 2 1

So you failed. Join the club. I can't save every person on the planet from every vampire attack. That doesn't stop me from staking every bloodsucker I see. Do you think Captain Bloody Marvel feels just peachy every time some disaster strikes in one place while she's saving lives in another? Heroes fall down, Kei... but they also get back up. Now -- before that scaly behemoth tracks us down... summon those monsters of yours and let's end this.

—Monsters Unleashed Vol 3 7

No offense but... you guys, Mephisto has turned Vegas into his home turf. He took out the Avengers without even leaving his penthouse! I'm not seeing what a bunch of monsters, a psychopath, a kung fu guy and a frankly useless vampire slayer are going to do abou--

—Doctor Strange: Damnation Vol 1 2

You're maybe just the right kind of Monster King to make things better for everyone.

—Deadpool Vol 8 5

Why must doing the right bloody thing be such a bore? Uff. At least one can still enjoy a little casual headsplodo.

—Black Knight: Curse of the Ebony Blade Vol 1 3

That's right, Captain Overbite... never mess with a Bloodstone!

—Elsa Bloodstone (Earth-616)

Elsa Bloodstone	Adam! Oh, mate! What did they do to you?
Adam	Nothing that a socket set, a roll of bailing twine and a can of WD40 won't fix.

—Bloodstone Vol 1 3

Jack Russell	So, I was thinking, now that we're not working together, I might give ya a ring sometime.
Elsa Bloodstone	You realize I've seen you pretty pink and naked?
Jack Russell	Sure. Figured that was a selling point.
Elsa Bloodstone	Shut your gob and walk me out.

—Legion of Monsters Vol 2 4

Elsa Bloodstone	I've read my father's journals. The Dreaming Maiden is a Herald...A Harbinger...A damn beacon! She's not just dreaming, you git!
Wolverine (Logan)	Listen...maybe we should all take a breath here--
Elsa Bloodstone	No. Because that creature isn't just dreaming. She's calling out to something. She's summoning something much worse.
Wolverine (Logan)	There's a lot of ways to make a situation worse. Keep talking about things you don't understand and you'll find out firsthand.

—Wolverine Vol 2 317

Elsa Bloodstone	No, I... I mean you're gone. I saw you crumble...
"Shuttup"	D-Dupe effect. It's a different version of your dad.
Elsa Bloodstone	Dead dad. Different dead dad. I £$%& hate Battleworld.

—Marvel Zombies Vol 2 4

Werewolf by Night	She's headstrong and conceited, but people usually forgive that because of how pretty she is. I usually forgive that because of how pretty she is. Did I fall in love with her? No. But I could have. If I thought I deserved a shot at happiness.
Elsa Bloodstone	He smells of dog.