Quotes by Captain (Nextwave) (Earth-616)
- First I'm gonna kill whoever's in there, then I'm gonna ☠☠☠☠ them, then I'm going to make a joke, then I'm gonna ☠☠☠☠ them again. I'm gonna be a super hero.
- There've been like eight Captain Marvels. One of them was an adult film actor with a yellow lightning bolt tattooed on his...anyway.
- This spilt beer, it is... it is... it is a metaphor for... for... well, it's got to be a metaphor for something. Unfortunately, I can't think what that would be. I'm not very bright. But I am very strong. And now I am very angry. Come on, super hero... Let's go ☠☠☠☠ some ☠☠☠☠ up.