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Quotes by Bruce Banner (Earth-616)

Quote1 Hippy peanut butter. Have to be mixed. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk is not sorry. Hulk is Hulk. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Something is coming your way-- something big. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You did it, didn't you? You arrogant, elitist son of a bitch. I told all of you never to do it again... But you did it anyway. You re-formed the Illuminati, didn't you? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Tony Stark and Reed Richards use their genius to save the world every other week. That's how they'll be remembered in history. Meanwhile, I – I who, forgive me, have just as much to contribute – will be lucky if my tombstone doesn't simply say "Hulk Smash." Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 What do you want little man? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Fish-Man is hurt -- and Hulk cannot help him. Hulk hates to say it -- But Hulk needs you. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yes, Hulk was Avenger once... Didn't like it! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hah! When Hulk smashes something, It stays smashed! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Take -- Your -- Hand -- Off --Hulk -- Magican! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Magician and Girl talk too much --- Mix up Hulk's head too! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Always it's just the same! Stupid humans hurt Hulk's friends and Hulk must fight! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Can't -- let myself become -- The Hulk --For if I do -- The Defenders are dead for sure! But I -- I Don't know how long -- I can Hold Out! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Huh? Is Sword-Girl -- with Cape-Man! Cape-Man is one who sent Hulk here-- and now Cape-Man steals Hulk's friend! ... Hulk will not let Cape-Man steal friends from Hulk. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You've had it for a long time. Since the day we met. ... That moment that changed everything for both of us. The day the Hulk was born. You never stopped hating yourself for that, Rick. Even though you were just a kid who couldn't have known. ... The guilt is why you won't let yourself turn back into Rick Jones. But Rick -- even if I don't live through this, you've got to know. It's not your fault. I forgive you... It's not. Your. Fault. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 This time Thing won't escape me! This time Thing must die! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'll tear the city apart, brick by brick if I have to, to find the Avengers!! And now ... there's nothing that can stop me!! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... You won't like me when I'm angry! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I thought... I thought you might actually have the secret. Might be able to show me a way out. But no. You've got a good heart. You just wanted to save everyone... including the sea beast. I know the feeling. But the Hulk's right. You let that thing inside you take the wheel... and you could kill your whole damn world. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let me guess... you're the good guy, right? And we just had us one of those good-guy-meets-good-guy-and-they-fight-on-their-first-meeting-then-team-up-against-the-bad-guys-encounter. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I know what it's like to have... something inside you that just wants vengeance, no matter what the cost -- but you can control it! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk knows what to do ... SMASH STUPID BADOON! Take Hulk to them and Hulk will.. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You are stupid, Talbot… for you have made the Hulk mad! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're making me angry......and there's not much room in this air-craft... Put away the popgun, sonny...before it's too late... Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk don't know why Hairy Lady hit Hulk with lightning... ...but Hulk don't like!!! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Tell Banner this: Hulk will destroy him! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 It wouldn't even matter if I did. I don't get to make those kinds of declarations any more. I can't be tempted to. I'd just be giving the monster something new to wreck. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, I think it will wait for me. This is what it's like to be on that drug Duke was peddling, isn't it, Stu? But stranger, more intense... Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk not stupid! He remember girl! Girl just using Hulk! So... Hulk will... crush girl! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 If I hung around I'd be putting you in danger. We both know that. So yeah, I should go. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Girl is robot? Girl is freak? Hulk hates freaks! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You gave up on humanity-- The one thing you can never do! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 When Hulk is out -- --Hulk will smash! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Dammit, Leonard, I've known this all along. I was just too much of a coward to admit it. Me. Ross. What's the difference?! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 To think--there have been times, moments in the past few years when I've almost thought there might be a chance I could control the Hulk, harness that power for the good of all. Yet always, always the dream dies, the madness comes back. And each time, it seems worse than before. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You lunatic! All those people! In all these years, the Hulk has never killed anyone. Now... Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Your own little garden of slaves and sycophants, eh, Candler? Don't you all understand? You're not human! You're artificial life candler created out of mutant plant tissue! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Recently--the Hulk has discovered his scheme--he's learned to assert his control--to fight back. If you kill me now-- --Tyrannus wins-- he'll move on to another victim--control someone else--please--you've got to help me--you must let me stop him! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why do you hate me so much? You sound like the Hulk in the past. Blaming Banner for keeping him 'locked away.' Is that who you are? Some other aspect of my personality? Like the grey Hulk? Or is it worse than that? ARE YOU THE HULK'S HULK?! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 'Live my life.' It's been so long, I don't even know who Bruce Banner is anymore. All I know is...I am not the Hulk. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Red Hulk thinks Hulk is stupid. Red Hulk hurts everybody. Red Hulk likes to kill. Red Hulk is bad Hulk. GREEN HULK STOPS RED HULK HERE! There is only one HULK. And he is GREEN! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Maybe Hulk not leave yet. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 My name is Bruce Banner, and I've been locked away by the Hulk. He's used every trick to hide me away. He had a smart teacher. But now, finally, I am free... Just in time to die. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Want to know why I'm going to win, Ross? Because... I am the alpha! I am the omega! I am the strongest one there is! I am the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 No. Hulk... Koff ...Hulk never give up. Never surrender. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 ⚞sigh⚟ Damn it, Rick, you were supposed to be the easy one... ⚞sigh⚟ Guess it's time to smash. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ah, Tyrannosaurus Rex, the perennial Savage Land welcoming committee Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I close my eyes and sleep. I dream for the first time since my Extremis rebirth. My mind reboots in R.E.M. sleep. In this dream I play the part that man has written for me. I am the Hulk. The strongest one there is. I get the last word in an old, long-runing argument... I say goodbye to some friends. Now there's nobody to tell me what to do. In my dreams, I am truly free. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You just pushed past the envelope, carter face! To quote an old "pal" of mine......it's clobberin' time! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Good day, gentlemen. You'll be pleased to know... the doctor is in. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 The danger's past! The Uni-Power's gone, now! Leaving me, once again, a man cursed by fate to become... ...the incredible Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 All right, so I'm not the wisecracking super-type, like Spider-Man! Gamma rays gave me muscles, not a sense of humor! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 All right, stupid monsters. Come and fight Hulk if that is what you want. Hulk is ready. Hulk is always ready! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Who do you think you are, Banner? You're just like me, only the other direction. You don't feel you're passionless. Got no fire in your eyes. I'm more alive than you'll ever be. I hunger for life. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Is Smoke-thing afraid of Hulk's little wind? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk knew that magician would get into trouble. Hulk always knows and no one ever listens. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 What is this?! First, robot smashes Hulk's friend -- then, robot tries to smash Hulk! And now -- Hulk is wet again! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Because you thought you were stronger than the Hulk? Well, you were wrong...wrong! No one is stronger than the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bah! Words can't stop Hulk, little man--and robots can't stop him! Hulk is the strongest one there is! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't want you with me! I don't need you! I don't need anybody! With my strength -- my power -- the world is mine! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk only fights those that threaten him! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whole World is Against Me! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 What nameless nightmare have I awakened to now?? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk can do anything! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 So -- Fish-man tries to show how strong he is--! But nobody is as strong as Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now tell me I'm no different! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk wants to do... the right thing! But, no matter who wins... Hulk can only lose!! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Maybe here... in the place called Florida... Hulk can find the quiet he wants! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You are strong, Thing! But not as strong as the Hulk! Nothing is as strong as the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You cannot be my friend... Nobody's friend! You are a robot! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why does head always hurt ... when Hulk tries to think? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 It'll be worth dying, Betty -- if that'll rid this planet forever of the Hulk. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk is going now! Don't try to follow! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 By the way, you're wanted in surgery... as a patient...! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 This Statue is Hulk's now - Hulk like it -- Hulk will keep it! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why is everything Hulk does ... wrong? Hulk tries to do good things. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk does not like to hit women -- but maybe he changes him mind ... this time! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk is alone. More alone than ever. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 With Frank Sinatra retired and me on the inactive list, I'm afraid the Jet Set's had it. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Don't threaten, Don't make me angry! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk has no friends! Not in this world! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk does not smash ... Children. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk doesn't understand. First little man fights Hulk... and now he fights Hulk's enemy? But if Hulk's enemy is little man's enemy... then little man is Hulk's friend! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm changing .. but I musn't change - I musn't -- Yes, I must! HULK MUST LIVE - - Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Doesn't anyone give a damn about Bruce Banner anymore? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why do you attack Hulk? Hulk does not want to fight you. Hulk does not even know you! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Smashing is what Hulk does best! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Katrina must not see Hulk! Hulk is big ... ugly! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ummm - Hulk likes beans -- Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bah, Hulk does not want stupid fish to eat! Hulk wants good food ... like beans! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 To beat Hulk, you must be stronger than Hulk -- And NO ONE is STRONGER THAN HULK! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 They will hound me no longer! For now the Hulk will fight back! ... on my own terms! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, for manifested phantoms Samson -- they pack one heck of a punch! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk only wants to be left alone! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Look, I'm warning you for your own sakes, don't make me mad -- Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wherever Hulk goes, People are afraid of Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk is not Human, little men! Hulk is Hulk!! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Where is your power now, Leader? Tell Hulk again how you will defeat him -- so Hulk will have a chance to laugh! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Room is too small... and bed is too soft! Makes Hulk nervous! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's it -- run! Run from the Hulk -- now that you've smashed all of Hulk's corn. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Law cannot make Hulk leave! Hulk will smash stupid Law! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Even his moment with Jarella you would steal from the Hulk, spaceman? Even that?? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm myself again! But I'm not cured! I can feel the gamma rays like a turbulence at the center of my soul! I'm still the Hulk! Still a monster! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 All puny humans are Hulk's enemies, and Hulk will smash them all! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I remember the horror of Zzax's hunger! When he sits down to supper, there's nothing left of the human beings on which he feeds! So Zzzax must not feed! This time the Living Dynamo goes hungry! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let... Kate... go... Boomerang -- ... or... I'm... going... to... have... your... head! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 But obviously, someone's using my machines, my research without my authorization! Someone's using an untested, incredibly dangerous experimental technique -- to play God! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Spaceman would cure Hulk? Spaceman would take away Hulk's power and make Hulk weak? Bah! Spaceman will do nothing... but die! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Strange was Hulk's friend once! If Hulk needs help, Strange will help Hulk -- or Hulk will smash! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Friend said he would watch over Hulk! Friend is not here! Then friend must already be...dead! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk wants to go...home! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Men will not harm woman! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't believe this nightmare is still going on! I thought it was over...I thought I was dead! But I'm not...I'm here, wherever here is--still alive...still half man, half Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 What has done this to Hulk? Hulk wants to know! Hulk wants to KNOW! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y'know, I never liked you! You were Banner's friend--not mine! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Scared is for humans! I'm the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I hate fighting stupid robots! You don't scream or bleed or nothing! It's no fun! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'll KILL you! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You never could take me, Grimm. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I take a vacation and everything hits the fan. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Woo. A dozen tough guys. Doesn't look good for me, does it? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah. You better watch it, babe--or I'll bleed on you. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Your strength--is nothin'! My breath is stronger than you! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Please... Don't let this happen... Please ... Give me a shred of happiness... Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're such a jerk, Samson. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is your brains. This is my fist. This will be your brains on my fist. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Honey, I'm home. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Look at them all... walking around with their heads hung. Ashamed to even look at each other. Disgusting. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I think you should know that I find the prospect of littering the landscape with you very distasteful. You're just grunts, after all. So believe my sincerity when I say to you...let us reason together. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin. Farnoq Dahn, two-bit petty tyrant of Trans-Sabal, brought before his people and made to answer for his crimes. Film at eleven. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Listen, lady! I'm the #$#* Hulk! And I'm not taking your @#+!, okay! It was a #*%*! accident! Got it?! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You were playing a blues riff on the harmonica, do you remember? That day on the atom bomb testing range, all those years ago. "That'll Be The Day That I Die". Ironic, considering. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let her fear me! Let 'em all fear me! Maybe they got good reason to! 'Cause they're only humans -- but I'm -- the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You shot the Hulk into space. Exiled him to the other side of the universe. And within a year he was back here in gladiator armor smashing you all to pieces. If Tony were around, he'd tell you. The Hulk will return. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's what you get for bringing knives to a Hulk fight, Wolverine. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 All right. Get ready, kid...the world wants to meet the new Hulk. Let's hope he's finally ready for the old one. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You already know. Lies. I've deceived all of you. Used all of you. My best friends...the heroes I most admire in the world...and my only son. Because if any of you knew all the different angles I'm playing...you'd never trust me again. But I've wrapped my brain around this a billion times...and this is the only way...the only possible chance I have to save the world...and my wife. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Stupid. That just makes me mad. And the madder I get...the stronger I get. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...This fight is over. We are all Warbound now. Embrace your brothers. Or I'll kill you myself. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 The people said I was the Sakaarson. Come to save them and unite them. But I was the World Breaker all along. I just didn't know you were too. Stupid humans, with your stupid shuttle. Can't you do anything right? I wanna die. I wanna burn into nothing. But with your bomb, you just made me stronger. The strongest one there is. The only one there is. Give-- them-- back! Give! Them! BACK! Give her back. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 He's scared. And he ain't the only one either.... Not with what you've let loose in here. We all are. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Here I am, you psycho! Come and get me! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Stupid-hair man zaps Hulk! Hulk does not like being zapped! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I keep seeing this green creature - a huge, great, muscled monstrosity that's just screaming and screaming with pain. I get the feeling... it's chasing after me, trying to kill me. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wonder what other weirdness this stupid island's got? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Face it, runt...not as sharp as you used t'be. Some' of us...on the other hand... are still...incredible. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Go on. Ask twice. I dare you. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I know exactly what I am. And if you have any brains at all, you'll shut the hell up and let me walk away... before I kill your whole stupid planet. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You tried to kill us with swords and spears. You tried to kill us with bombs. You tried to kill us with your stupid Spikes. But that just made us mad. So get ready, Red King. Now we're coming for you. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ah, that's right, I forgot. You're not the monster anymore, are you? I am. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Banner smash! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You hate being alone... well don't worry, old friend. You'll never be alone again Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Punisher! Shoot me in the face! You gotta keep me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm not angry! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Think I expected anything different? We're all Hulks, now. You knew something was gonna get broken. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You want me to get into a shuttle. So you can shoot me into space. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 No. If you go up there, he'll kill you. Or you'd be forced to kill him. And then I'd kill you. You're staying right here with the rest of the little people, Rogers. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's when I realized what Jen brings to the table. What makes her an essential part of this family. She may be able to get by...even thrive in modern society. And she may be a clown, and a general pain in the butt. But when it comes down to it, Jen is a lawyer, a good lawyer. She looks for every angle, every truth, half-truth and lie before she makes a decision. While every other Hulk reacts first and thinks later, using blind anger as a guide... It's Jen who sees that not everything is black and white. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I tend to see transformations in terms of anger, but what drives Rick is guilt. He can't convice himself that isn't responsible for the Hulk. Even though I made the bomb. It's all on me. Now he runs towards every big threat, always recreating that day, solving it over and over. Is that healthy? I don't know that I'm qualified to say. I'm a physicist. All I know is he's going to do it whether I want him to or not...and it makes him happy. There's got to be room for a happy Hulk somewhere, right? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You and Amadeus defeated the Chaos King. Repaired the universe. Saved the lives of billions of mortals. And restored Olympus. ... But you forgot about the Hulks. ... Rick's horribly injured, he needs to be healed. Betty's insane, in her Red She-Hulk form, she's crazier than the Hulk. She needs to be cured. And Korg...and Skaar...just need to find a place where they can belong. I've tried, and I'll keep trying, using science or muscle or whatever I can. But I'm...I'm so tired. And you're...you're just brimming over with all this ridiculous magic. Fix it. Fix us. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sorry for butting in...but when I get angry...I just can't control myself. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 The name's Banner. Bruce Banner. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Due respect, agent, but none of your behavioral scientists are ever going to understand the Hulk better than me. And the Hulk loves puppies. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Though it was nice to have a conversation with my LAWYER that I knew for a change wouldn't be MONITORED. The deal is THIS: S.H.I.E.L.D. provides me LAB RESOURCES, and they can use the HULK. But Daredevil--a.k.a. lawyer MATT MURDOCK--is my FAILSAFE. I have him on retainer because I've given him a SECRET DEPOSIT that's my INSURANCE. Hill knows that if S.H.I.E.L.D. CROSSES me Matt Murdock makes it PUBLIC--and turns this entire country UPSIDE DOWN in a cataclysm that will brong that U.S. goverment to its KNEES. So why do I have thiss feeling... that my day in court is coming SOON...? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ha! Sword beats stupid ray! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 They all try to tell me that Betty was on site all along. When I explain that Zarrko's meddling in time temporarily ERASED her, they make clucking noises and act like I'm crazy. I'm not. Maybe because I was at the CENTER of that whole chronal maelstrom, I remember the events of the last few days in a way no one ELSE seems to. As far as DIRECTOR HILL is concerned, time's been RIGHTED. Restored to its PROPER FLOW. All the missing, time-displaced souls we set out to RESCUE are safe and SOUND. And me? I'm okay. The reigning theory is that when Hulk broke the time barrier on his own, the shock waves rewrote all the fast-building contradictions and paradoxes in his--MY--history. Everything's just as it WAS. Except it ISN'T. There's a dangling thread left hanging. I can feel it. It's like an ITCH in my BRAIN. Something about my past...some tiny detail... has CHANGED. But I can't zero IN on it. All I can do is pray that it wasn't especially SIGNIFICANT. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Poor Jessup was gone. In his place, a monster. I could feel for him. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Time and again, I see it play out BEFORE me. Someone-- --not ALWAYS me-- --loses his or her TEMPER in a split-second of FURY-- and makes the WRONG ENEMY. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Instant karma-balancing. Hulk smashes. Banner builds. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm proud to say I've put S.H.I.E.L.D. resources to good use for the world. Which is surprising, as I managed to improve myself not at all. I keep swearing it's all about "Hulk destroys, Banner builds," but... But this last episode... Jessup becomes a monster because he broke quarantine to look for me because the Hulk escaped... Because the Avengers tried to disable my bomb because I built it hastily... Because I needed the credit. All those years on the run, I didn't grow up much. But I know I can do better than that. I will do better. From here on out, I leave the jealousy and the bitterness all behind me. Starting now. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 What do you MEAN there's no Internet connection? Damn it! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk... Hulk... WORTHY! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Then I haven't beaten my curse after all. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm gonna see you join your buddies in robot heaven. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You called me... Hulk? Hulk doesn't know where he comes from! Doesn't know where he's going! He only knows Hulk goes where he wants -- and anyone who gets in Hulk's way -- HULK SMASHES! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah...what do you do for an encore? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man said Hulk 'looks dumb,' but men act dumb. Maybe Hulk acts dumb, too, sometimes. Hulk always thinks all humans bad -- thinks everything humans do is bad. But humans a lot like Hulk -- sometimes hurt -- sometimes help. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I hate Utah. I hate magicians. I hope the Hulk's enjoying my bath. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 This probably wasn't my smartest idea. I-I've doomed everyone in here. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Banner. I know what we are. I know what lies within us. I know what we once were. I know what we must become. Evolve Hulk or will die! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's the thing, what no one ever understands. It's never been me, it's never about control. It's simpler. Hulk is the strongest one there is. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 They will hound me no longer! For now the Hulk will fight back! ... on my own terms! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 After all these years... men still don't know their puny weapons can't hurt Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You are strong, Thing! But not as strong as the Hulk! Nothing is as strong as the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk is the strongest one there is! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bug-Eyes is Hulk's friend. Hulk knows that. Hulk will help Bug Eyes and Goat-Face. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Tony Stark. My "friend." You sabotaged the Gamma Bomb, Tony. You made me into the Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Caught with my blasted purple pants down on this one! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk is Hulk -- not Wendigo. Hulk doesn't even know what Wendigo is. And Hulk doesn't hurt people who don't hurt him. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Stupid, puny soldiers! Still you hunt Hulk! Try to capture Hulk! Don't you realize by now -- Hulk is the strongest one there is?! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Crush Hulk -- ?! Nobody crushes Hulk! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 There's such a bond between them--so much love and affection. Exactly what I never shared with my own father. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Does "Worship" mean smash? 'Cause Hulk has sure smashed Thor a few times... And he says he's a god. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 STRRAAANNGE! Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hulk believes golden man. Always for golden man... Hulk is strong and brave... ...strongest one there is... ...strong and brave... Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You, you're like a buzzing in my ears calling for the Hulk. Well now you got him. So show yourself. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 So from now on, if you have a problem with me, you say it to my face. And if you can't tell it to me-- then you can tell it to the mountain. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay... I'm a nuclear physicist, not a psychiatrist... but the way I see it, my sin has always been anger. That's how I react to trauma and isolation. But you're built a little differently. When bad things happen to you... you get angry or sad like everyone else... but for better or for worse, you draw your strength from something else altogether... pride. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...what have you done? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've been "cured" before. And the Hulk always found a way back. I have to keep focus. Stay in control. Slow my breathing. Lower my heart rate. Push down these boiling emotions... because no matter what those machines say, I can still feel him, just under the skin... or can I? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 When I was four, I saw my father kill my mother. And years later, I killed him. I didn't mean to. But I did it. I've got that kind of anger inside. That kind of capacity. But you... you have your own problems. And your Hulk's gonna have his own problems as a result. And you may not love everything you learn about yourself. But you're not a... you're not a monster. You're not me, Amadeus. You're not me. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now that Pee-Wee's not stinkin' the place up, we can concentrate on savin' our friends. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Very soon, Skaar is going to kick you. When you regain consciousness, you'll be in the next state over -- and you'll have forgotten both how and where you found us. Is that understood? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 So I'm asking you a question. If you'd been there, when they were debating whether to RUIN MY LIFE...how would you have voted? Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 You consider this YOUR fault, Xavier. And my guess is, you should. You're already living in Hell. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 I didn't come here for a whisper. I wanna hear you scream. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Her name was Caiera. And I hear her voice all the time Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Quote1 Remember this, puny humans. We came here for justice, not murder. So no one on your planet has died by our hands. And no one will. But we'll make sure no one on Earth will ever forget what you are. Liars. Traitors. And killers. Quote2
--Bruce Banner (Earth-616)

Conversations with Bruce Banner (Earth-616)

James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Wolverine
What did they want? And if they were us in the future, if they killed us in the past, wouldn't they be killing themselves? My head hurts.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Bigger question... If they're gone, you know what that means? Cake!
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A + X #1
The Hulk Vol 1 18 Textless
Hulk
Little man leaps around like frog! Why doesn't little man fight-- like Hulk!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Are you kidding? Mister, you'd snap me in two!
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The Hulk Vol 1 18 Textless
Hulk
Then little man is afraid of Hulk!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
You ever get a good look at yourself, friend?
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Amazing Spider-Man #119
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Goochi-goo, cuddles. Remember me? I'm the cut-up who ruined your fun with that dam--remember?
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The Hulk Vol 1 18 Textless
Hulk
You! Yes, Hulk remembers, you made Hulk angry! Hulk still angry!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Yeah, well...I was counting on that...I think.
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Amazing Spider-Man #120
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Cosmic Spider-Man
You mean you came here just to fight me? WHY?!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Grey Hulk
Best reason in the world Web-Head! BUCKS!
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Amazing Spider-Man #328
Henry Pym (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Ant-Man
Wait! Before we separate, the Wasp and I have something to say! Each of us has a different power! If we combined forces, we could be almost unbeatable!
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Anthony Stark (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Iron Man
Work as a team? Why not? I'm for it!
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Thor Odinson (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Thor
There is much good we might do!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Hulk
I'm sick of bein' hunted and hounded! I'd rather be with you than against you! So, whether you like it or not, I'm joining the... the... Hey! What are you callin' yourselves?
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Janet Van Dyne (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Wasp
That's right! We need a name! It should be something colorful and dramatic, like... the Avengers, or...
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Henry Pym (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Ant-Man
"Or" nothing! That's it! The Avengers!!
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Anthony Stark (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Iron Man
We'll fight together, or separately, if need be!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Hulk
I pity the guy who tries to beat us!
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Thor Odinson (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 1 1 0001
Thor
We'll never be beaten! For we are... the Avengers!
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Avengers #1
Clea (Earth-616)
Clea
Eyes of Oshtur!
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Daimon Hellstrom (Earth-616)
Daimon Hellstrom
By the Hadean Chimes!
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 75 Textless
Bruce Banner
Great Scott!
Conversation Tail
Luke Cage (Earth-616) from Hero for Hire Vol 1 14 0001
Luke Cage
Sweet Christmas!
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Defenders #24
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Is fuzzy-hair coming too? Hulk is sorry about hitting little man!
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Luke Cage (Earth-616) from Hero for Hire Vol 1 14 0001
Power Man
How can I turn down an offer like that?
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Defenders #44
Kyle Richmond (Earth-616) from All-New Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 1 8 0001
Nighthawk
The Monsters say you're afraid of them, Hulk. They say they're stronger then you- and that your mother wears combat boots!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Incredible Hulk
Monsters said WHAT?!
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Defenders Vol 2 #7
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Hulk
Hulk is bigger! Hulk is stronger!
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Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 Opeña Variant cover
The Thing
Mebbe so ... But I'm a heckuva lot faster ... and I ain't exactly a flyweight myself!
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Fantastic Four #112
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Banner
You ever see anything like this before?--Logan? Logan?
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James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Logan
Yeah......once.
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Hulk/Wolverine: Six Hours #2
James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Logan
Get the kid!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Banner
What are you doing?
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James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Logan
Gonna drop in on an old friend.
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Hulk/Wolverine: Six Hours #3
James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Logan
The chick was lookin' at me!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Banner
Was not...
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James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Logan
Was so!
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Hulk/Wolverine: Six Hours #4
Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
Man, you're like some kind of hulking --
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Hulk.
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Hulk Gray #1
Hulk Vol 2 1 Textless
Red Hulk
I half expected to be dealing with Banner in Hulk's body, but not even Banner would have a haircut that dumb.
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Hulk Vol 3 5 Textless
Doc Green
Lose the fashion advice, Ross. Stick to deserting your country.
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Hulk Vol 3 #10
Richard Jones (Earth-616) as A-Bomb
A-Bomb
We're not just weapons, we're people too, dammit!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Doc Green
Well, "A-Bomb," I have bad news: If there's anything more unstable than weapons, it's people.
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Hulk Vol 3 #6
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Photos! No way! Cost you another forty points...
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Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 Opeña Variant cover
Thing
Thirty.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Thirty-five.
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Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 Opeña Variant cover
Thing
Twenty.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
You just said "Thirty-five"! You're supposed to go up in a negotiation, moron!
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Hulk and Thing: Hard Knocks #4

Sasquatch
I'm not interesed in matching muscles with a muredering monster, Dr. Banner, I only want to stop Wendigo from killing again!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Nothing wrong with that Langkowski! I just wanted to have a little pleasure in the process! The pleasure of possessing--and consciously controlling--more power the i've ever know in my life!
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Sasquatch
But you've the Hulk for years!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Not me, Doctor--Not Bruce Banner! I've always been the puny, helpless man inside the monster! Today, Bruce Banner is The Incredible Hulk
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Incredible Hulk #272
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
You're going after them, now? Does that mean I'm not the enemy--that now we're on the same side?
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Incredible Hulk Vol 1 286 page 02 Hero of the Day (Earth-8386)
Hero of the Day
King says who enemy is!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Aren't you starting to wonder if maybe your king is wrong?
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Incredible Hulk #286
Emil Blonsky (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 1 0001
Abomination
That's all I'm afraid of--gettin' beat like you beat me before!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Then why fight me at all? We have no quarrel!
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Emil Blonsky (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 1 0001
Abomination
I gotta fight you! If I don't, Modok'll punish me!
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Incredible Hulk #289
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Hulk
Magician?! Come out, magician--or Hulk will tear magician's house down around his ears!
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Stephen Strange (Earth-616)
Dr. Strange
That is neither possible nor necessary, friend Hulk, for I am here...what help would you have...of Dr. Strange?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Hulk
Hulk will smash magician!
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Stephen Strange (Earth-616)
Dr. Strange
That is what you say, Hulk. though that is not what you truly want.
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Incredible Hulk #299
Simon Utrecht (Earth-616) 0002
Vector
Well, well, well, Hulk--FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Hulk
RRRAARRGH!
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Incredible Hulk #305
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
What is Hulk doing in this place?
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Goblin (Triad) 01
Goblin
Tearin' up the town an' having' a heckuva good time, right, green-guy?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
No! Hulk came to save girl! Girl is gone! Hulk wants to leave this place!
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Incredible Hulk #311
Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
Well, well, well. Banner was wrong. You're not S.H.I.E.L.D. You're the X-Men.
Conversation Tail
Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 514 page 00 - Scott Summers (Earth-616) - B
Cyclops
We're not the X-Men anymore. We're X-Terminators, we all change, don't we, Hulk?
Conversation Tail
Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
Oh, yeah. X-Men. X-Terminators. Well, it really don't matter. 'Cause now you'll be--X-tinct!
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Incredible Hulk #336
Leonard Samson (Earth-616)
Doc Samson
Hulk...I don't know about this. Even if SHIELD is corrupt, even if the government is making gamma bombs...which I doubt...why do you assume they'd stoop to killing Bruce Banner?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
That's easy. Because I'm totally corrupt. And that's what I would do.
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Incredible Hulk #337
Alexander Woolcot (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe A-Z Vol 1 1 0001
Alex
Hi "Dad". The Hulk said I could go with him, and that if you didn't like it we could--what was that again?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
Level the place.
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Alexander Woolcot (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe A-Z Vol 1 1 0001
Alex
Yeah, that's right. Level the place.
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Incredible Hulk #339
Richard Jones (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 2 6 001
Rick Jones
He...talks?! He says he wants help!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
I'll help 'im, all right. Help him to shut up!
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Incredible Hulk #341
Carl Creel (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 1 1 0002
Absorbing Man
What, you're gonna stop me by tossin' concrete? So congratulations. Now I'm concrete. Now what?
Conversation Tail
Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
Now I do what I always do to concrete. Pulverize it!
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Incredible Hulk #348
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
The Amazing Spider-Man
Look, fella... Just stay down there and you won't get hurt.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
The Hulk
Don't worry about it, Hotshot. You stay where you are. I'll come up!
Conversation Tail
Incredible Hulk #349
Emil Blonsky (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 3 2 cover
Abomination
This is the Green-Skinned Goliath?
Conversation Tail
Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
No! This is the hacked off Hulk!
Conversation Tail
Emil Blonsky (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 3 2 cover
Abomination
And he's talking too! Isn't there anything you can count on? Is nothing sacred?
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Incredible Hulk #364
Sharon Ventura (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 10 0001
Ms. Marvel
I'm not the Thing, you idiot! I'm Ms. Marvel!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
Figures you'd---unh--change your name. Could'a been worse. You could'a called yourself She-Thing.
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Sharon Ventura (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 10 0001
Ms. Marvel
You think you're funny, don't you?
Conversation Tail
Incredible Hulk #365
Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
No! It's too close to the change! That's Banner thinking! But I'm the Hulk! And the Hulk doesn't roll over for anybody!
Conversation Tail
Thunderbolts Vol 2 4 Textless
Madman
Oh yeah? Roll over! Fetch! Sit up!! Beg! Beg!!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Hulk Vol 2 7 0001
Hulk
No..begging...never again...kill you...I'll k--
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Incredible Hulk #367
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Hulk
Ho Ho Ho. You've been a very bad dimwit this year. Santa's going to have to turn you into Christmas mulch.
Conversation Tail
Aleksei Sytsevich (Earth-616) from Daughters of the Dragon Vol 1 1 0001
The Rhino
Shuddup! I liked you better when you had a ten word vocabulary!
Conversation Tail
Incredible Hulk #378
Red King (Earth-616)
Red King
Always satisfying, cleaning house, isn't it? Now then, Elloe Kaifi, highblood traitor of the empire...do you prefer incineration or decapitation?
Conversation Tail
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
How 'bout option three? ...Kicking your %$*.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #101
Fin Fang Foom (Earth-616)
Fin Fang Foom
Tremble, little green mortal! For I am he whose limbs shatter mountains and whose back scrapes the sun! I am he before whom all sentient beings in the Andromeda Galaxy once bowed and feared my might! I am Fin Fang Foom, exiled ruler of the Makluan! This island is the staging area for our invasion of this world! And you shall be the first to kneel in fear!
Conversation Tail
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Yeah. That'll happen.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #79
Doctor Voodoo Avenger of the Supernatural Vol 1 4 Textless
Nightmare
As for the monsters of this island: Mindless Ones, "borrowed" from a neighboring dimension to aid in my shadow plays. Well? Have you nothing to say?
Conversation Tail
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Yeah. You're boring the crap out of me. Leaving now.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #81
Brood (Warbound) (Earth-616)
Brood
We are Brood, from Broodworld. You are lunch.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
So have a sandwich.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #93
Hiroim (Earth-616)
Hiroim
Let us be Warbound. In life and death, the oath that cannot be broken. He was Lavin Skee, protector of Elloe Kaifi and hero of our second trial. We who honor him speak our true names and bind to each other forever. Hiroim the Shamed, shadow warrior and Saka priest.
Conversation Tail
Miek (Earth-616)
Miek
Miek. Unhieved, last-one-living.
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Brood (Warbound) (Earth-616)
No-Name
No-Name, warrior-prime of Broodworld.
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Korg (Earth-616)
Korg
Korg of Krona, son of O-Korg and Ahna. Brother-killer of Margus.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Hulk.
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Miek (Earth-616)
Miek
Warbound.
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Korg (Earth-616)
Korg
Yes, Warbound...whatever may come.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #94
Norrin Radd (Earth-616) 0022
Silver Savage
I must return to the stars. Will you come?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Huh. Back when we first met, that's all I wanted. I hated the stupid humans. They never left me alone. Then I saw you in the sky, thought you were a flying saucer. I wanted to catch you, make you take me away to another world.
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Norrin Radd (Earth-616) 0022
Silver Savage
I'm sorry. If I had known... Let me take you now.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
You don't get it. I'm finally here.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #95
Miek (Earth-616)
Miek
Two-hands...what saying you?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Why ask me? You know what you want. You brought us here to get it.
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Miek (Earth-616)
Miek
But what...what would you doing?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
I'd never stop making them pay.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #96
Caiera Oldstrong (Earth-616) 004
Caiera
You've lost the stone man and your shadow. Your strength and strategy. You lead an army of angry children.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Angry's worked pretty good for me so far.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #98
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Bruce Banner
Ever since I was born, I've been fighting. Fighting for survival. For sanity. For control. For years, I fought against my own nature. I fought to be free of what I thought was a curse. But now... Now I fight to be whole.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Ever since I was first spat into this world, I've had to fight for everything I've ever gotten. I fought to be born. To be left alone. To be free. But now I just fight to be who I am. Whatever the hell that might be. Tomorrow I might wanna kill Bruce Banner all over again, but right now... He's all I got.
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Incredible Hulk Vol 3 #15
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Bruce Banner
Monica, one last time...can you remember exactly what Betty wished for?
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Monica Rappaccini (Earth-616)
Monica Rappaccini
I...I don't know. But monsters were involved.
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Incredible Hulks #630
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 106 page 02 Amadeus Cho (Earth-616)
Amadeus Cho
Why is it only our wishes get screwed up?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Quit whining...and get the puny humans out of the way. I'll do the rest.
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Incredible Hulks #631
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 106 page 02 Amadeus Cho (Earth-616)
Amadeus Cho
Hey, Banner! Come on, man! You think you're special? You're not! Everybody on the planet feels the way you do! We're all angry. We're all crazy. We all wish we could blame it on a monster inside of us. But we all deal with it. Just like you do. For pete's sake, man, you're a freaking hero! I've seen it! A hundred times over! So why...why can't you just take what you've earned?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Bruce Banner
'Cause I'll break it.
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Elizabeth Ross (Earth-616)
Betty Ross
Funny...I had the same problem. 'Til I remembered...you don't break so easy.
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Incredible Hulks #635
Robert Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Infinity Vol 1 6
Bruce Banner
You had to make me mad, completely get it. But. Do you have to be so good at it?
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Iron Man Vol 5 16 page 20
Iron Man
That particular talent rarely serves me well.
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Indestructible Hulk Annual #1
James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Wolverine
Hey bub, long time no see!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Yeah? Not long enough for my money! And the name is Hulk, not "bub"!
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James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Wolverine
Are you sure it ain't "Mr. Fixit"?
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Always the clever one, eh, Wolverine? As I remember it, you've gone through some name changes yourself!
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Marvel Comics Presents #55
James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Wolverine
Stay back! You don't know what you're dealing with here!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Neither do you!
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Marvel Comics Presents #60
Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Get off me!
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James Howlett (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 4 1 0001
Wolverine
Sorry, bub! No way! Not unless you calm down--come to your senses!
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Marvel Comics Presents #61
Stephen Strange (Earth-616)
Doctor Strange
I suspect you won because you had no brain large enough for him to grab onto -- to paralyze.
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
The Incredible Hulk
What? Are you trying to insult Hulk?
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Marvel Feature #3
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Vol 1 5 Women of Power Variant Textless
Devil Dinosaur
REEEEEORRRAAAHH!!
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Moon Boy (Earth-78411) from Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Vol 1 1 0001
Moon Boy
Devil, no!
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616)
Hulk
Stupid dinosaur, don't you know Hulk is strongest one there is?
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Marvel Monsters: Devil Dinosaur #1
Heimdall face
Heimdall
BY THE BRISTLING BEARD OF ODIN!! Thou dost not fall! What manner of being art thou??! I, who can see a hummingbird's wing, though he be a universe away... I, who can hear the rustling of a leaf within some distant galaxy... Never have I witnessed so mighty a mortal!
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Hulk face
Hulk
So... you can hear a leaf when it trembles! If your ears are that sensitive... Let's see what this does to them! (double fist pounds the Bifrost Bridge, stunning Heimdall and sending him flying with the resultant shockwaves)
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Heimdall face
Heimdall
For the first time in ages... invincible Heimdall hath been suddenly overcome!
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Hulk face
Hulk
Nobody stops the Hulk!
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Tales to Astonish #101

"Hulk is... sorry. Didn't mean to land on fence. Hulk will... Hulk will fix fence if human will stop yelling at ... Wait! What is Hulk doing? Puny human yells at Hulk -- and Hulk just lets him? Bah! Get out of Hulk's way, puny human -- before Hulk loses his temper!"
--The Hulk


"Bah! How does Wendigo think he can hurt Hulk with just one tree -- when Hulk can throw whole forest at Wendigo?"
--The Hulk


(Sarcastically to Namor) "So did you find Nemo yet?"
--Bruce Banner, Defenders (Volume 3)


"Hulk SMASH!"
--The Hulk


"The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets!"
--The Hulk


"Why are magic man and stupid fish man staring at Hulk?"
--The Hulk, Defenders (Volume 3)