In Mesopotamia or Sumer or someplace like that, the priestesses of Pazuzu found themselves in a religious war with priests of other gods and Demons. One night while the priestesses practiced their filth-gathering ritual in the water of the Tigris (or some such river), Vicki of Hambabu found a mysterious jewel that pulsated with arcane energies and disinfectant liquids. The disembodied voice of Pazuzu told her to "Make a bracelet of purest uranium and wear this jewel on your wrist. You will develop vastly enlarged bazooms, and when the enemies strike you alone will be spared". She did as she was instructed and when the priestesses were slain, Vicki faced the priests unafraid and she was the chosen of Pazuzu, the stupendously endowed instrument of germ-ridden justice. She was wielder of the Doucheblade. As promised, she alone survived but fearing prosecution she fled into the desert where she later died of radiation poisoning.
Howard the Duck (Earth-47920) from Howard the Duck Vol 3 3 0001

Howard the Duck (Mouse form[1]) transformed by the Amulet of Pazuzu

Over the centuries the blade past through the chosen of her generation, until it was lost and later found in Cleveland by a novelty salesman who placed it in a claw machine. The amulet was discovered by Kenneth Flogg who used his assistant, Ian Whippingham to wait till the chosen one picked it who turned out to be Suzi Pazuzu

While interrogating Howard the Duck and Beverley Switzlet, Suzi begins getting visions of those previously chosen and returns home, being followed by Howard and Beverly. As they arrive at the house, Ian and Dr Bong have arrived with the intent of stealing the Amulet for Kenneth. During her transformation, Ian and Bong burst in knocking the amulet off and onto Howard instead, who transformed. Killing Ian in a fit of rage and gratuitous violence, he goes to kill Bong, but fails and Beverly threatens him with the blade before he flees. The blade turns back into amulet form and the pair leave it back in the possession of Suzi.


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