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On Earth-9047, Hitler died and his mortal remains were sold by post at Honest John's store. Hitler's brain, with a certificate of authenticity, was sold for $6995.00 (when a common human brain was sold for only $5.95, but Hitler was a famous historical person) and Hitler's other remains were sold for $59.95.[1]


Weaknesses

He's dead and disemboweled.


Equipment

Certificate of authenticity.

Transportation

By mail.

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