Marvel's "Hot 100" from 100 to 81
Well True Believers, the time has come. Over the past few days, yours truly has been very busy trying to work (by myself) how to build such a complex list as the One Hunderd Hottest Hotties of the know Marvel Universe. Marvel has brought us many, and I do mean MANY hotties into this comic book world and they've all represented beauty, sex appeal and smarts that makes us Marvel fans drool all over them, but how to choose one out of so many? Who should be the rightful Number One? This ranking (at least in my opinion, I'm sure many of you guys would have your own Nº 1) surely be helpful to determine who's the Hottest Marvel Woman in the world, so without further ado, here comes the list of chicks
#100 = Donna Diego / Scream As a Human, Donna looked as hot as any ordinary chick in the world, tight clothes, firm body, the works...but then came a Symbiote and she just got a whole new level of "Hot". Of course, an alien symbiote is not precisely something that can turn on a dude but, let's admit that Scream (and of course Ann Weying) sure know how to make one disgusting liquid-like alien form look sexy
#99 = Jocasta Normally, robots are far less than Hot or Sexy, but then Ultron said "Screw that rule" when he created Jocasta and here she is, a rocking body full of high technology. Maybe human males might feel awkward when the see her "circuitry" but robo-dudes like Ultron or Machine Man are more than happy to oblige when it comes to give this Sexy Robo-dominatrix a dose of loving
#98 = Julie Power / Lightspeed Many of us know her from her childish days with the Power Pack, but people grow up, and boy did that made wonders on her. Of course her "Playing for both teams" gives her some extra points on the Hot-meter, but until she makes some bold moves, she still has that "Former Power Pack member" label stuck on her
#97 = Tarene / Designate / Thor Girl The Thorverse has its amounts of hotties: Sif, Enchantress, Dr. Foster, but this chick just wants a name for herself in this world and her move to highlight? Take the Big Boss' name and add "Girl" on it. Of course, the Asgardian armor looks intimidating, and she's a hottie in her own right, but she's far from the major leagues, so let's settle for this spot
#96 = Sinthea Schmidt / Sin / Red Skull III We all remember her from those days when she had a sexy red hair and smoking hot body, add that german accent and bad attitude and you got Sin...but then came Captain America's resurrection and after Daddy's death, she forcefully took the Red Skull mantle...quite literally I must add. While right now she gain lots of spotlight thanks to Fear Itself, let's remember her for those days when she was a hot enemy of Cap
#95 = Giuletta Nefaria / Whitney Frost / Madame Masque Being the daughter of a notorius criminal emperor and the girlfriend of one of Marvel's baddest crime lords sure brings her a lot of sexy points, add the mystery of that mask and you got Madame Masque. Tough guys like The Hood and Iron Man fell for her charms but this bad hottie is more than just a mystery girl with a criminal empire, she's got the skills, the guns and the body to prove it so
#94 = Cassandra Lang / Stature Being an Avenger (even more the daughter of a former Avenger) means a lot of attractiveness but not so much when you add the moniker "Young" before the Avengers part. However, the (as of Avengers: The Childern's Crusade issue 8) late Cassie Lang sure has her amount of hotness, just look at her counterpart from MC2, Stinger
#93 = Carlie Cooper Carlie Cooper for some readers means just an ordinary girl, but for Spidey fans, she was the latest girlfriend in the love life of Peter Parker, until they broke up in the aftermath of Spider-Island. While she just look like an ordinay girl in some issues, her "Hot Points" grew when she started dating Peter, sum up that Spidey tattoo and a glimpse of her naked body after the whole mess of NYC's Spider Infestation and we just got ourselves some "Good girl turned Hot"
#92 = Mattie Franklin / Spider-Woman IV She didn't have the notoriety of the Spider-Women before her (and to think she had a longer run than the third one, you know, the evil one), but in the process of choosing her own costume to distance herself from her predecessors she picked a couple ones that were very fine looking. In the end though, she's just short of taking the same amount of Hot as the previous ones and although she met her demise at the hands of the Kravens during Grim Hunt, the memory will remain
#91 = Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat The X-Men is not only known as just a bunch of mutants fighting for mutantkind and saving the Earth in the process, they also have a large amount of babes within their ranks, and while many of them didn't made the list, there are a few ones worth talking about, one of them being Kitty Pryde. Sure, she's just a kid for many and Ellen Page was more "cute" than "hot" back in X-Men: The Last Stand, Kitty has a nice amount of hotness in her repertoire, just ask Colossus
#90 = Rahne Sinclair / Wolfsbane Wolf chicks aren't precisely the definition of "Hot", especially with all this Twilight environment but I don't think Miss Rahne quite cares about that. In her wolf form, she's just a wolf, but turn her human and with that "Step-out-of-my-way" rocker girl attitude, she gained herself some good sexy spots
#89 = Anya Corazon / Araña / Spider-Girl We hear Spider-Girl and the one who pops into our minds is May Parker, Peter's daughter from the MC2 universe, but Anya Corazon took that mantle after the Grim Hunt. The new outfit (coming from the former Arachne, now Madame Web II Julia Carpenter) compliments her new path in her spider-career and that adds bonus Hot points
#88 = Namorita Straight outta Atlantis comes the niece of the King of the Seas, Namor. Of course many of us prefer the humanesque Namorita than the blue version, but both versions look amazingly hot. Sure, she died during the Civil War and came back courtesy of Nova, but now that she's back, she can now work up the rank
#87 = Karolina Dean One of the few teenage hotties on this list, Karolina brings the "light" to this ranking. She takes the honor of being one of the many extraterrestrial hotties from this list thanks to her appeal in her true form, and of course her appeal as far more than just an ordinary L.A. teenage girl
#86 = Sage One of the hottest but also one of the least known members of the X-Men, Sage brings a style of sexy many girls would envy and of course the key element of the mix of sultry and sex appeal: Leather. Nothing turns on better than Leather
#85 = Victoria Hand Her strongest asset: Power, that's what defines Victoria Hand. Her quest for power as Norman Osborn's aide has been quite good for her side (until the Avengers find out her double-cross that is). Another thing that makes her hot? How bout the fact that no matter how hard can a man try, he'll never get her? Inaccessible girls are quite a turn on
#84 = Silverfox One of many, and I do mean MANY of Wolverine's lovers but also one of the most meaningful, Silverfox isn't just a girl in the heart of the wildest heroes of Marvel, she brings a lot of hotness not just by her outfit, but by her attitude and her patience to deal with someone by Logan. Lynn Collins' performance on X-Men origins: Wolverine (especially that scene on the cabin) just added up some juicy bonus points
#83 = Lyra / She-Hulk II Hailing from another universe to our own, Lyra is bringing the green to the list. Hulk's adoptive daughter and second She-Hulk brings a whole new level of hot to the Hulkster's family, but of course she's still a little young to take over the main spots, especially her auntie Jennifer but in the teenage ranks, Lyra takes the sexiness with the aggressive style from her family and that's very hot
#82 = Maria Vasquez / Tarantula (Heroes for Hire) Very few remember her but the ones we do haven't forgotten her. This Tarantula was a brand new character for the Pre-Civil War incarnation of Heroes for Hire, her latina sex-appeal and no nonses "I'll-take-it-right-now" attitude is the perfect mix of sultry and sexy. Of course she went MIA after the events of World War Hulk, but in this ranking she'll be forever immortalized
#81 = Irene Merryweather Carrying lots of patience for Cable comes Irene Merryweather. Her work to aid the futuristic mutant and his extremely insane partner Deadpool compliments her sex appeal, something that good ol' Wade sure knows very well. The "smart girl" looks still got it in this world and Irene is the proof of it
Here they are, 20 down, 80 to go...stay tuned tomorrow for the next 20 chick on Marvel's hottest list ever