Contents 1 HistoryEdit 2 Powers and AbilitiesEdit 2.1 Powers 2.2 Weaknesses 3 ParaphernaliaEdit 3.1 Equipment 4 NotesEdit 5 LinksEdit 5.1 Discover and Discuss 5.2 Footnotes

HistoryEdit

Illyana Rasputina was one of the Mutie Wanna-Bes, the younger members of the X-Persons.^[1] Being unable to pronounce the name of their leader Magneeto, she instead called him Magnougat.^[2] She had a personal demon who had had drinking problems.^[3]

At one time, Illyana was in her younger-looking form, training with her fellow muties in the Dingy Room, but then fellow Mutie Wanna-Be Smegma noticed Slug's angst-ridden thought balloon and, feeling jealous, told Magneeto. Magneeto then asked all the X-Persons to suffer, something that Illyana and many others did.^[2]

Immediately after that, answering a bogus alarm, Magneeto gathered the X-Persons to fight the Offengers, another group of superheroes that, he believed, was being mind-controlled by a villain. Illyana joined her fellows in the attack, which soon degenerated into an all-out battle including many other superheroes. They finally decided to fight with each other because it would increase sales.^[2]

Later, Illyana had problems with the growing spikes on her mystic armor, and her personal demon had a relapse in his alcoholism. Illyana then joined other superheroes in a visit to the mystic Doctor Deranged. Illyana wanted to ask him for a solution to her problems; however, Deranged grew sick of this and escaped to another dimension.^[3]

Illyana and the X-Persons were being chased by the Ominous consortium of their most deadly and most implacable enemies and, after saving the world thrice after breakfast, they hid in a beach house. However, Illyana began to suffer from the typical stress of a common, displaced Russian teenage girl who was also a mutie training to be able to save the world and feared, hated and spat upon by humans and the queen of a demon-inhabited Gumbo where they were having a depraved and evil brunch reception she was expected to attend to. You know, typical teenage drama.^[1]

The X-Persons were attacked in succession by several enemies but ran away. During the escape, Wolfstain and Illyana found a little cute dog and asked Magneeto to make he a Mutie Wanna-Be because he had followed them home. Magneeto wanted proof that the dog was a mutie, and Illyana said that maybe the dog's parents were human, which would make him a mutie. Magneeto was satisfied with that and the dog joined the team, although name proposed by the girls, Muffin, was rejected in favor of Carnivorax.^[1]

Then they fought several other enemies but Illyana did not appear in those panels. Later, the villain known as The Living Humongous Menhir threw the X-Persons from a cliff to a beach.^[1]

Fortunately, Slug (then called Non-Entity) was unfortunate enough to fall first, so that the other X-Persons fell on top on him and killed him, but they survived. Nonetheless, some X-Persons discussed with others in a schims over whether they were dead or not and, if so, they should move to Australia. Illyana and the other Mutie Wanna-Bes found Non-Entity and Magnavox used her powers to discover what had happened. Then, all the X-Persons gathered, fought other villains and had to face the Ominous consortium of their most deadly and most implacable enemies in a fight.^[4]

Powers and AbilitiesEdit

Powers

She can generate a partial armor over her body and a shining sword. She can also change shape, being sometimes a pre-teenager,^[2] and sometimes a teenager.^[1][3] She owns a personal demon that looks like Dave Sims' character Cerebus.^[3]

Weaknesses

The armor is spiky and sometimes bothersome to her.^[3]

ParaphernaliaEdit

Equipment

Sword.^[2] Armor.^[3]Watch.^[1]

NotesEdit

This character is never identified by name in any of her appearances in What The--?! Vol 1, so I'm assuming that she shares name with her Earth-616 counterpart Illyana Rasputina—albeit most characters in Earth-9047 have some kind of pun in their names.

LinksEdit

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Footnotes

1. ↑ ^{1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5} Mutant Beach Party! in What The--?! #3
2. ↑ ^{2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4} When Titans Bunch! in What The--?! #1
3. ↑ ^{3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5} The Secret, Unsuspecting Sanctum Sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged! in What The--?! #2
4. ↑ Mutant Beach Party! Part Two in What The--?! #4