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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-616)

Quote1 One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay, world, better hang on to your hat... Here comes Alpha! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My fault -- all my fault! If only I had stopped him when I could have! But I didn't -- and now -- Uncle Ben -- is dead... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You've shown that now you're willing to sacrifice anyone --anything-- to save yourself! And I don't owe you anything anymore! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It's Goldilocks -- the hippest hammer in the west! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're talking about my lady, creep! Someone I loved--I mean loved--! Do you know what that means? Have you any idea what that means?? I loved her, Goblin! And you--! You--took--her--away! Filthy--worm-eating--scum! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's too late to go back to work with the Torch...and it's too early to go home. Guess all that's left is some web-slinging. Maybe that will cheer me up. Seems like everytime I finish a fight, I'm all alone again--which makes me think of Gwendy--and brother...that makes me want to die! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 He-he dropped me! I never realized--never thought--! I'm too high to snag a building with my web--there's no way for me to catch myself! Looks like this time--I've had it! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I just dropped by to congratulate you on a perfect record! So far you've been 100% wrong about me! I've got to hand it to you--I'll bet it's not easy to make a fool out of yourself all the time! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh no! No! It can't be happening! It can't be--! Doc Ock is marrying Aunt May! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Holy Cow! It's really him -- The Green Goblin lives again! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "...And that means Spider-Man is going into action again! I'll fight as I've never fought before!! Nothing will stop me now! For I know at last that a man can't change his destiny... and I was born to be... Spider-Man!!!" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Right now, I'd trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader's Digest. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I need a place to change! A phone booth--? Nah! Even I'm not that corny! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I might as well face it...being Spider-Man is just plain habit-forming! It's like going out with girls!..I can't give it up! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 He...He used to be the Herald of Galactus! Galactus for Pete's sake! He could have killed me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now I see why you're so popular, Flash! It's because of your gentle nature and sunny disposition! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Blast it Mary Jane, this can't wait! All I need is a yes or no: will you marry me? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I really should re-design my web-shooters so this won't happen again! Either that--or sew a change pocket into my costume so I can carry bus fare! No, with a costume this tight--people might think I had cellulite! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There's no way out! She'd never have me as I am--and I just can't give up being Spider-Man! So, she'll end up marrying Leeds--and living the quiet, uneventful life she dreams of! There's only on thing I've got to figure out--how do I forget about--the girl I love?? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've always felt I was partly responsible for the death of Uncle Ben, because he was killed by a criminal whom I didn't catch! And now--Aunt May! The two people I've loved most in the world--who treated me like my own father and mother to me--! Yet, their love for me--their kindness to me-- has brought them nothing but tragedy! But it can't happen again! It musn't! It musn't! Not to Aunt May!! She's been too good--too kind--! I can't pay her back-- like this!! There must be some way to save her! There must be! And I'll find it! Somewhere, somehow--I'll find it! No matter what the cost--I'll save her! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm through being Spider-Man, Doc! I want you to use your machine to remove my powers! Completely! Forever! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Iron! Iron's a metal! And his punch felt like metal! It's a longshot -- but it could be -- the Molten Man! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Loki created that monster! And if destruction is what Loki wanted -- destruction is what we're gonna get! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That guard! Crane's about to roll over his fingers! But I don't have time to save him and Cardiac! What'll I Do?!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... I have to set Venom loose! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Have no fear! Spidey is here! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Know why I hate you, Leeds--? Because you have the right to propose to Betty! The shadow of--Spider-Man--isn't standing between you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Being true to what I am is the most important thing! I realize it now! And if I ignore it -- everything else in my life, including my relationship with Mary Jane, will be nothing but a hollow sham! M.J. was wrong! This is worth the risk! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I thought hassles about guys with long hair went out with the 60's! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Boy! No wonder you covered your head the way you did! I don't know who you are, but one thing's for sure--a beauty contest winner you ain't! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now don't get the feeling that I'm mad at you... It's just that I hate anybody to skip around town in a jazzier costume than mine! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't let a common cold put me out of action! Otherwise, next time around, I'm liable to cry uncle if I develop some dandruff... or a case of chaffed lips! I might even become the only super-hero in town who won't fight because he's got acne! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 When you beat me last time, you were fighting a sick little Spider-Man! Even Doris Day could'a knocked me for a loop that time! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You oughtta be ashamed of yourselves! not only do you try to hijack one of the classiest places in town, but you didn't even phone ahead for a reservation! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If I'm right...and I think I am..all those hits were just a diversion from their real agenda: to smuggle something very dangerous into the country. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Empire State University. Where Spider-Man was born. And, now, where he may die. Oh, the irony. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Don't get your gums in an uproar, Mallet-Head! I was just reading your column to get my laugh for the day! Where do you get the nerve to call your rag a newspaper? Who's been writing your stuff these days--the Brothers Grimm?!! Anyone who pays a dime for that scandal sheet oughtta get eleven cents change! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My name is Peter Parker, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If the cost of silence is the soul of the country...If the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history, then the price is too high. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whether a law is right or wrong, moral or immoral, is an idea, a personal philosophy... but it always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I will find them. And when I do--I'm going to kill them. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ock broke through it for one reason...to flaunt his strenght before me...out of pure cussedness! But now he'll learn how cussed Spider-Man can be! I'll show him what strength really is! He won't get another chance to return and jeopardize the life of Aunt May! No matter where he is, I'll find him! And this time, nothing will stop me from ridding the world forever of Dr. Octopus! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just one thing, Mr. Fisk. You can die. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 End of the road, Fisk. You. Me. RIGHT NOW. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've done something far worse than kill you, Fisk. I've beaten you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Even though I can't remember... even though I don't really know you... every instinct within me wants to smash out... to strike... to destroy you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Stand back and, above all, ignore my girlish scream of anguish -- because this is gonna hurt. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I am the Spider. I own the night. I'm your worst nightmare come to life, punk, and you're looking right at--*Kof!* *Hack!* How can he keep that up for an entire movie..? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Must. Wash. Brain...! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bowl Psi-Isad Oosh (say it fast) Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man. I should start a blog. "Spiderfail.org" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi, Danielle. I Pida-Man. Spida-Mun. Spider-Man. I don't even know what I just blabbered. Just pick the one that made the most sense. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I let it all go by pulling her closer and everything else fades away. For a second.. the last second before my brain shuts off and I become all body, I can't help but think what a bad idea this is... And I smile. Bring It On. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, well I need a Video Music Award, but you don't see me attacking Taylor Swift. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sorry folks, Screwball's webcast is off the air. Please go back to watching monkeys on ice-skates or whatever else you do with the internet. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Not enough to justify what's about to happen to my pedicure. And I paid extra for the little Blackest Night symbols, too. My feets is a rainbow of power... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Didn't they ever tell you not to broadcast your plans? But that's the problem with women... they just can't keep their mouths shut! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What I do now? How did I lose this badly ? How much worse can my life get? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 By the way, my brother wanted me to give you this. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I blew it, Strange, I did the one thing I promised myself I would never do. I put my family in the crosshairs and no matter how many times I go over it in my head, I keep coming back to the same thing. I need the world to forget that I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What?! Oh, this?! It's how I do my best work! In the buff! Say! Isn't this a private lab?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And with all my gear here in my secure vault, for once my Peter-Parker-life is 100% Spider-Free Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 With my Spider-Strength, Speed, and Agility nothing could've stopped me from landing any Sports Scholarship-- or getting on any Professional Team I wanted. Nothing except a sense of Responsibility. And a tiny bit of Pride. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 How are you walking like that?! At these G's?! You been workin' out, Mac?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I talk a good game... but... pain senses tingles... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm done. Done accepting things the way we are. I swear to you... from now on... whenever I'm around, wherever I am... No one dies! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 HEY! Way to make a guy feel welcome. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oy. With the guilt. Fine! Wanna be in the Fantastic Four, Spidey? Sure. What? Oh. We're the Future Foundation now. Bait n' switch if you ask me. Razzin' frazzin'... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Home sweet home! Dimensionally if not geographically that is... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is my fault. I brought them up against an enemy they're not even close to ready for. And now they're going to die. And it's all my fault... Just like Marla...Just like Uncle Ben. I didn't save him. He died because I was weak. Because I wasn't good enough. I made a promise to him that day that I could never be good enough to keep... But I swore I'd never stop trying. I know I'm not good enough. I never will be. That's no excuse to stop fighting. No matter how much it scares me. No matter how much it hurts. Ben Parker taught me that. And nothing scares me more than letting him down. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's show these guys how we do things downtown! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 No matter how small I am--no matter how hopeless everything seems--I mustn't give up! My size doesn't matter! Even my life doesn't matter! No one can win--every battle, but--no man should fall-- without a struggle! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 They can chain her up, but they can't take away her bad luck powers. And if I know Felicia...She's not sitting still waiting for a rescue. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And, well, there's a number of guys I've been getting ready for-- for some time actually. Six of 'em. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why didn't I see it before?! Doc's ice pellet! It's the same tech I created for my cryo cube! And the armor he's using... It's based on my helmet design! His stealth satellites... are using the same principle as my noice reduction system! All my inventions for Horizon, everything I've put out into the world--Doc's modified it! Twisted it! I've given him everything he needs! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 C'mon! The world's counting on you! Everyone you know and love! What about Sable?! Are you going to let her sacrifice be for nothing?! Forget the math, Parker! Forget what's possible! DO THIS! NOW! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is a hunt. I'm not here to fight you--- I'm here to end you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I always thought fat fellas were supposed to be jolly! They oughta toss you out of the union! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay, world, better hang on to your hat... Here comes Alpha! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hate it whenever they say 'Plan B'. That's super villain code for 'blow everything up'. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My mind must be going. I brought super villains into this...almost freed the Lizard. I shouldn't be a part of any of this. I--I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The more I risk my life... the more deadly chances I take... the less good it seems to do! With all my strentgh... with all my powers... why can't I ever make things right? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Have no fear, Spidey's here! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What we have here is a failure to communicate! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I sure am popular in this town! If I ran for Mayor... even Mao T'se Tung would beat me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Listen to me hot stuff! It's a private fight between the Lizard and me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's time I forgot about little ol' web-swinger for a while... and paid some attention to the private life of Peter Parker... who happens to be my favorite civilian! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Say! You don't happen to be related to another sunshine boy named J. Jonah Jameson, do you? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There she is! Man... standing next to those million dollar paintings, she still looks like the only masterpiece in the place! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If this is a victory... I'd hate to be defeated. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Which is worse...? Staying behind while other guys are doing the fighting...? Or fighting in a war that nobody wants... against an enemy you don't even hate? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Know something? you make a lousy prophet! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 People are always warning me! It's nice to know they care! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 We could not see it coming. We could not be here before it happened. We could not stop it. But we are here now. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "If there's any way I can help, just... Let me know. No strings. Honest and true." Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You think this is a lot of wreckage? This is nothin'! This one time, Doc Ock dumped his entire underwater headquarters on me! Water was rushing in...but I never gave up! I never gave in! I have to be equal to my strength -- or else I don't deserve it! NNNN! The strain -- NNNNN! -- it's unbearable -- but -- but -- um, yeah... Actually, I can't lift this. Little help over here? Please? Bueller? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yep, that's me...just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Those tentacles! They were coming from some kind of... I-I don't know WHAT this Atrocity is! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh my god. Cap's back. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're complaining about how you look? You've got a cool hood and cape...I'm wearing lime green! And I've got a star on the middle of my nose! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, the unexpected I can deal with... as long as I'm expecting it, that is... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Nothing was going to stop it. And, like that, the Avengers were never going to be the same again. No joke. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Lucky that is exactly how I would describe myself, he said sarcastically. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I haven't cracked a joke in weeks. There's just nothing funny about the end of the world. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Surrounded by a pack of vicious velociraptors. It's like this nightmare I had once...only this time I'm not naked. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And that's when I knew who Silver Sable really was. Incredibly brave. One of the most dangerous fighters I've ever seen...but she only pretended to be all about the money...because sometimes she put it all on the line for love. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This isn't good. ... Haven't seen him since the massacre. He was part of a crew of super villains that Carnage led through New York City, slaughtering as many civilians as they could. The worst part is the madness spread. Everyday people started rioting...murdering. It was mayhem. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y-You killed him! You finally did it... You killed my brother! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's talk about your costume! Those red longjohns break me up... but I liked your old yellow duds better! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I think this is my super villain origin. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Mr. Negative was never born, so he is ever living! he is attached to nothing, thus one with all! Now that you Lao Fan have come to Chinatown -- I will choke the streets with your dead!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This has got to be the worst alternate universe ever. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
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--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't even know how long I've been going. Fifteen, sixteen hours? Carlie is alright, thank God. I found her in her apartment with a knife, scared that every killer she ever helped put away was coming to get her. No one's heard from May, but everything's down now. She could be anywhere... But the one place she probably is, I can't seem to get to. Because no matter how I scared I am for her... ...I can't let people die. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can feel it, gnawing at me. The fear. It's so raw, so real... I see them all, everyone I care about, everyone I love. Carlie... dead. Mary Jane, dead because of me. Aunt May, dead. Because I wasn't good enough. I wasn't fast enough, I wasn't strong enough, I wasn't smart enough, and she's dead because of me. My fault. My responsibility. And I failed them. I failed them all. Please, God, somebody make it stop. The fear is so strong it's like I'm on fire. So powerful I can feel it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There is no hope. I can barely stand. I can't feel my right arm. There's blood in my eyes, my ears. He's stronger than me. I can't even hurt him. There is no hope... but luckily... I'm too big of an idiot to accept it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wow, you know you're in crazytown when Osborn's the voice of reason. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 She took a bullet intended for me, Stephen. If I'd moved just a second faster, if I'd seen -- I can't let her die like this, not when it's my fault. I can't live with that. I can't, I --- God...God...God...For God's sake, Stephen...help me...please help me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Batroc? Let the leaping begin! ... The thing is, you're so mock-able. I'm sorry, but you wear a mask and use your own name? That's not a secret identity, Bats. That's just an identity. With a mask. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Logan, I swear to God...I think I'm going to kill them. Magneto. His stupid daughter. I'm gonna kill them with my bare hands. I'm not -- I'm not going to be able to stop myself. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Welcome to the hero business, Fly -- and good luck! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 To coin a cliche: Face it tigress-- you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's a crazy expensive way for things to end. I mean, even for Brooklyn that's gotta be expensive. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just drop me off at the World Trade Center. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Flingin' Feces! Did I say that out loud? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, everybody! LOOK! I'm SPIDER-MAN! Your friendly neighbor, Peter Parker, is SPIDER-MAN! Ya know, Parker...if everyone else in the building wasn't out having a good time, you might be getting yourself in real trouble right now! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's getting so a guy can't even put on his costume before someone starts screaming for help-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Brother, do you have delusions of grandeur! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 In fact, I might even let that Peter Parker kid take the photos! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey Meatballs -- Yer sister plays the tuba! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I suppose I should do something to help him, but I doubt if anything could survive that fall. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Head's up Stegron.. Spidey's coming through! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Are you Heckle or Jeckle? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sometimes I wonder: Am I Spider-Man because I want to help people -- or because I want to hurt them? These days I seem to do more hurting than helping. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... They don't call me Spider-Man for nothing! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Von Shtupf, I take it back. You're not sick. You're just crazy. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ta-Taa! No applause folks -- Just throw money! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm nothing like the Torch! I'm prettier! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 So, as someone once said, --- Up --- Up --- and AWAY! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Great! We're caught in the middle of a Super-Villain sandwich... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh mercy me, Mister Bad Man! Is that a thweat? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... Even a loner like Spider-Man has heard tales of the Vision! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bein' a Super-Hero's no bed of roses... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Agony, Mrs. Pym? I believe I know all about it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi-ya Cappy. How's it hangin'? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm sorry... ...but this whole adventure was ridiculous! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well -- It was nice knowing all of you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I mean "Gun-Toting-Maniac-With-A-Skull-On-His-Chest" crazy. I mean, REALLY. You and the Punisher would really get along. Well, probably not... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Jeez. Mooney. Rhymes with loony. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My Aunt lives around here, by the way. Do you know what the sound of gunshots does to her property value? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Be right back. Gotta hit the little Peter room. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, there's the whole thousands of mutant-controlled energy fields inside a mystery man in a place where millions of mutants died? Sounds bad. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 We're the NEW New Avengers. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, no. No no no. That's -- that's Venom. That's Venom as me. That's -- and it's not even the good one. It's Mac Gargan. ... The Scorpion. ... Guy used to fight with a scorpion tail. You know...he used to throw his butt at you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Speedball notwithstanding, there's hope for the next generation yet. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Something else Ben used to say..."With great powers comes great responsibility." I learned the truth of that one the hard way...right here. An accident at the science hall gave me my powers--but in that old warehouse, I truly learned what it means to be Spider-Man. And now it's gone. But Jonah was right, it won't be forgotten. I can never forget. This site will always be a reminder of my responsibilites...my great responsibilites. I'm trying, Uncle Ben...and I'll always keep trying. That's my promise. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Good. Nothing's damaged... except my pride. Char-broiled by a kid. Maybe I'll prove how tough I am by slaughtering a troop of campfire girls. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Like I always say, 'With great power comes great indebtedness.'" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's right, ladies, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Thanks for the god lesson. I'll be leaving now! Good luck subjugating the will of all humanity. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Getting caught in a battle between two god-like beings is not how I planned on spending my day. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I guess it's easy to laugh in the face of danger when you don't take anything too seriously. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I’m looking at me, older. Much older. And somehow I know that this is the end. This is my last stand. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You down to punishing strippers now, Frank? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And the rest of you -- be careful, okay? The world's not... it's not so fun anymore, you know? I don't want to go to any more of these. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm three days away from you finding me running around Times Square in nothing but my web-shooters and my mask whooping it up about power and responsibility. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Remember me? From the fashion police? I'm here about all the white you're wearing after Labor Day. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The real reason Jameson hates me... is because i'm black! ....................................... Kidding. Sorry. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, God. You're finally going to do it, aren't you, Mac? You're finally going to kiss me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I told him that people can't change what they are until and unless they understand what they can be. Unless they can know it and feel it in their hearts. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, Mr. Clean... We've got some unfinished business, you and me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's what I love about this city. Every time I need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm sure they're going to ask what kind of idiot talks about one beautiful girl to another beautiful girl...? And uh, the answer is... this kind of idiot. Me. Peter Parker. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My fault... All my fault... Because I didn't stop that punk when I could have! Now uncle Ben is dead! He's dead!!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 With great power, there must also come great responsibility. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Save your breath, buddy! I've got things to do! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "But Maybe the only real way to honor the dead is by making the most of your life, whether it lasts a few fleeting years ... or a swiftly-elapsed century." Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, fought some crime, saved the world with a war-maiden in chain mail bikini, had my blood sacrificed to an ego-maniac with a skin condition... you know, the usual. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The Doc's transformation -- I've never seen his blood-lust so consuming. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate. We choose to do good. Choose to do bad. We had a choice. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 No. Not you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I wonder if we have a Miles Morales...? Oh my God. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi, Smokey Boy! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't know how, but I am still in the fight! I AM Peter Parker, and I swear I'll find a way BACK!!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Whatever problems I have... they're overshadowed by the good things I've got. Mary Jane, Aunt May, a passel of friends... And a bunch of clobbered super-villains at my feet. It could be a lot worse Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Have I been wrong all these years? Is snark a spider-ability? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This Slasherday thing's getting everyone nervous. I want Razorfist put away fast. Maybe then I'll believe you can teach your symbiote some manners. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, Sandy, is that your face or are you wearing a beach? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Alligators in the sewer, Lizzie? Isn't that a little cliche? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That hurt. A lot. But whatever doesn't kill me... still hurts. A lot. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why puny men try to hurt spider? Men Stupid! Spider can't be hurt! Spider strong! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 So, White Tiger -- are you one of Hector's cousins or nieces? Because you have his NON-sense of humor. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And we shall be called... the Fellowship of the Ring. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, come on, Nightcrawler. The guy with fangs and a devil tail is scared of li'l old me? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now I've seen it all! Those kookie mutants pick a fight with me because of some robot -- and then ride off into the sunset in a Rolls-Royce...while I stand here, soaked, with the beginnings of a summer cold! Some super-heroes have all the luck! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Miss Frost, you've got to get to the machine. Make with the smashing! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Logan. Buddy. If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake. But if you want at my little lizard pal, you're gonna have to go through me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)

Conversations with Peter Parker (Earth-616)

Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 543 Textless
Juggernaut
Give up. Give up before I lose control. Give up before I kill you.
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Heh. Not a chance. That's the other thing about the Juggy/Spidey brawl. You're unstoppable? Well, guess what? That means I have to be unstoppable too.
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Strange
Doctor Strange
May the Vishanti watch over thee!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
And may your amulet never tickle!
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Amazing Spider-Man Annual #2
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Johnny Storm
I noticed you hanging around! In case you're too shy to ask me, here's my autograph anyway! don't bother thanking me... I'm just all heart!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Peter Parker
What am I supposed to do, sleep with it under my pillow??
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Amazing Spider-Man #17
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Hey, y'know something? I hate to say it, but we make a pretty good team!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Bite your tounge, Hothead!
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Amazing Spider-Man #19
Norman Osborn (Earth-616)
Green Goblin
After today, you'll never again interfere in any of my plans!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Why? Did you decide to go straight?
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Amazing Spider-Man #23
Peter Parker (Earth-616) with Venom (Symbiote) (Earth-616) for the first time
Spider-Man
What's the difference between you and them?!
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Frank Castle (Earth-616)
The Punisher
The difference is I'm right and they're dead!
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Amazing Spider-Man #285
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I hate to be a spoil sport, Scorpy, but I've got plans of my own!
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Scorpion
Yeah? Too bad you won't be around long enough to carry 'em out!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Don't bet on it, bub! I'm harder to lose than a bill collector!
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Amazing Spider-Man #29
Spider-Man Captain Universe
Spider-Man
You mean you came here just to fight me? WHY?!
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Hulk (Joe Fixit)
The Hulk
Best reason in the world Web-Head! BUCKS!
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Amazing Spider-Man #328
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Harry Osborn
Why won't you admit that I'm the secret love of your life?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 47 010 Gwen
Gwen Stacy
because it wouldn't be a secret any longer if i did, Harry!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 47 010 Pete
Peter Parker
Touché, Miss Stacy! Say, has anyone ever told you that you get prettier every day?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 47 010 Gwen
Gwen Stacy
Only my mirror, Mr. Parker! Whoops... Sorry! I've been listening to Mary Jane too long!
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Amazing Spider-Man #47
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Harry Osborn
He doesn't spell it out, but reading between the lines, I'd say he's heading for Viet Nam! The army's matured him, Pete...He doesn't sound like the same old wise-guy!
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Peter Parker
It must be a forgery!
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Harry Osborn
You two'll probably end up best friends someday!
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Amazing Spider-Man #63
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
J. Jonah Jameson? The Sensational Spider-Mayor?! Coming up with too many quips! Brain overloading!
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John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)
J. Jonah Jameson
Shut up!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Aw, c'mon! When will I ever get the chance to--
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John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)
J. Jonah Jameson
Not another word!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
How 'bout a quick time out? I'll get a spare costume. Cut out a hole for a moustache--
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John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)
J. Jonah Jameson
I mean it!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
"Jolly Jonah," my butt. You're no fun at all.
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Amazing Spider-Man #670
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Kingpin
Thanks to your interference, I'll simply resort to... brute force!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 68 017 Pete
Spider-Man
The brute part of it is okay... but when it comes to force, that's my department, tubby!
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Amazing Spider-Man #68
Elizabeth Brant (Earth-616)
Betty Brant
Oh, Peter, nobody could sprain his arm playing volley ball! What really happened?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 546 Textless 2nd Printing
Peter Parker
Okay, I'll tell you the truth... it happened in the air, while I was fighting the Vulture for dear life!
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Elizabeth Brant (Earth-616)
Betty Brant
Oh, well! Ask a silly question.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 546 Textless 2nd Printing
Peter Parker
So let's stick to the volley ball story! Okay?
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Amazing Spider-Man #7
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 72 013 Gwen
Gwen Stacy
Spider-Man is... different! For all his power... his mystery... he's somehow fascinating!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 72 013 Pete
Peter Parker
Hey! Perhaps I should be jealous!
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Amazing Spider-Man #72
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The Prowler
Didn't expect me to have gas pellets in my boots, huh?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 79 008 Pete
Spider-Man
Ah ha! The old gas-pellets-in-the-boot trick, eh?
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Amazing Spider-Man #79
James Howlett (Earth-616)
Wolverine
We're takin' back The Avengers. Even if it means we gotta kill Cable to do it!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Yeah! Wait...what...?!
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Avengers: X-Sanction #3
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
They zapped the whole primary team!
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Avengers (Earth-616)
Reserve Avengers[1]
Reserve substitutes assemble!!
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Avengers #329
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Someone yell for some Kool-Aid?
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Red Hulk
What the hell are you talking about?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I'm just amusing myself. Don't worry about it.
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Avenging Spider-Man #1
John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)
J. Jonah Jameson
Spider-Man?! I knew you had something to do with -- Actually, you know what? Never mind.
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
What were you going to say?
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John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)
J. Jonah Jameson
Never mind!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
That you knew I had something to do with a subterranean civil war? Is that what you were going to say?
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John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)
J. Jonah Jameson
I stopped myself -- Just drop it!
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Avenging Spider-Man #2
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I'm already regretting this. Know how you can tell we're friends, Magoo?
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Matthew Murdock (Earth-616)
Daredevil
How?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Because in order to save your hide, I just teamed up with the Punisher.
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Avenging Spider-Man #6
Matthew Murdock (Earth-616)
Daredevil
What's with you, fella? Don't you ever smile?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
How can you tell I'm not smiling -- under my mask?
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Matthew Murdock (Earth-616)
Daredevil
How do you know I haven't got X-Ray eyes?
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Daredevil #27
FFSpider-Man (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Where you need to be?
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Reed Richards in Future Foundation uniform
Mr. Fantastic
The door understands your desires. If you want to, it'll take you not just where you think you should be, but to where you need to be.
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FFSpider-Man (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Can it take you back in time?
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Reed Richards in Future Foundation uniform
Mr. Fantastic
And erase your sins... Stop yourself from making the horrible mistakes we've all made?
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FFSpider-Man (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Yes.
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Nathaniel Richards (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 1 588
Nathaniel Richards
Only one way to find out.
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FF #9
Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Y'know Spider-Man -- You can be such a loud-mouthed show-off jerk at times!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
The Amazing Spider-man
Yeah, the same goes for you.
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Fantastic Four #362
Franklin Richards (Earth-616)
Franklin Richards
I think I could have stopped Uncle Johnny from dying.
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I know I could've stopped my uncle from dying.
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Franklin Richards (Earth-616)
Franklin Richards
Really?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Really.
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Franklin Richards (Earth-616)
Franklin Richards
...Why didn't you?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Because I was young. Because I didn't understand how important every single decision we make is... Because I had to learn that when you have gifts like ours, you don't think about yourself first -- you think about how lucky you are to have them, and how much other people need help... It's what my uncle would've wanted from me, and it's what your Uncle Johnny would want from you... Understand?
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Fantastic Four #588
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Spider-Man
My god.
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Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Human Torch
Pete... What the heck are you wearing?
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 658 Textless
Spider-Man
Johnny?
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Fantastic Four #600
Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616)
Mary Jane Watson Parker
What if you die? What're the odds of you getting better then?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Seriously? Surprisingly good.
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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #1
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Misty Knight
Paladin, why is Satana wearing remarkably little clothing. Even by her impressive standards?
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Paladin tb
Paladin
She was casting some kinda banishment thing and she...needed the freedom?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Yeah, she did!
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Heroes for Hire Vol 3 #8
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J. Jonah Jameson
What'll it take?
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Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 1 007 Pete
Peter Parker
Money.
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Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 1 007 JJJ
J. Jonah Jameson
Never.
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Marvel Fanfare #1
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Mr. Fantastic
Hurry! No telling how long the X-Men can hold out!
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Black Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Yeah! Where's the rest of the alphabet when you need it?
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Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #9
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Peter
...Mary Jane! Lady, am I ever glad to see you!
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Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616)
Mary Jane
Do you mean that for real Tiger? For real?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Peter
Come here, and I'll show you...
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Marvel Tales Vol 2 #126
Isaiah Curwen (Earth-616)
Silver Dagger
Where are your taunts now, costumed clown!?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Where d'you want 'em, Baldy?
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Marvel Team-Up #77
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
But, more importantly really... the answer to both of my questions is you don't know any more about this than I do.
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James Howlett (Earth-616)
Wolverine
Agreed
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
And yet you talked trash when I showed up late.
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James Howlett (Earth-616)
Wolverine
'At's what I do, Sunshine.
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Ms. Marvel Vol 2 #41
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
I can't believe I'm saying yes to this. Who can say no to you?
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Steven Rogers (Earth-616)
Captain America (Steven Rogers)
Good man.
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Well, honestly, I could really use the money.
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Steven Rogers (Earth-616)
Captain America (Steven Rogers)
Oh, there's no money.
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Ugh, that is so me it's not even funny.
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New Avengers #3
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Luke Cage
Spider-Man, Spider-Woman-- You guys related?
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
No.
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Luke Cage
You give her her powers or something?
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
No. She's unrelated to me in any way.
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Avengers Origins Luke Cage Vol 1 1 Textless
Luke Cage
So she ripped off your name?
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Exactly.
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Veranke (Earth-616) 001
"Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)"
Hey! You said it was okay.
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
I didn't say you could lend it out. There's, like, ten of you now.
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Veranke (Earth-616) 001
"Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)"
There's three and they are ripping me off.
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
And I'm not seeing a dime.
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"Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)"
A dime of what?
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Just sayin'.
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New Avengers #4
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Yep. We're naked.
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Veranke (Earth-616) 001
"Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)"
They couldn't leave our underwear on?
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
I wasn't wearing any.
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Veranke (Earth-616) 001
"Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)"
Why wouldn't you be wearing underwear?
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
I chafe.
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Veranke (Earth-616) 001
"Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)"
[...] I want off the team.
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New Avengers #5
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Anyone want to carry me?
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Luke Cage
Don't you have the proportionate strength of a spider?
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Who hasn't slept in three days, who got his arm broken and hasn't had it looked at yet, who is now hiking through the tropical jungle in his full-body long johns and booties.
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Avengers Origins Luke Cage Vol 1 1 Textless
Luke Cage
That spider that bit ya must have been one whiny spider.
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Wolverine Origins Vol 1 50 Textless
Wolverine (James "Logan" Howlett)
Booties?
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New Avengers #6
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Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Just once, can we all get together and go to, like, I don't know, a movie or something?
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Avengers Origins Luke Cage Vol 1 1 Textless
Luke Cage
Tell you what: You get this wrapped up quick, I'll take you out after.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 658 Textless
Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Really?
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New Avengers Vol 2 #17
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I'm angry. Norman Osborn is out there and it's my fault.
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Luke Cage (Earth-616)
Luke Cage
Our fault.
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I like to take as much blame as I can whenever I can. Don't take that from me. It's the only joy I have.
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New Avengers Vol 2 #19
Luke Cage (Earth-616)
Luke Cage
Avengers... Whup his ass!
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Uh, is that the catchphrase now?
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James Howlett (Earth-616)
Wolverine
It is now.
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New Avengers Vol 2 #20
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Fist him!
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(Iron Fist) Power Man and Iron Fist Vol 2 1
Iron Fist
Hate when people say that.
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New Avengers Vol 2 #21
Erik Josten (Earth-616)
The Smuggler
Why you -- ! What kind of a fool do you think I am?
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Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I dunno... What kind of fool are you?
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Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #49
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
I don't know if you killed those people or not. I really don't. You've always given cops a pass before, but as you are a nutjob, you may have changed your mind. Heck, one of them may have looked at you funny or called you moo-moo bunny-lips. Whatever, your murderous run is over. You are over, Frank. You're done.
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Frank Castle (Earth-616)
Punisher
I'm done when I'm dead, kid.
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Punisher: War Zone Vol 3 #1
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
Don't bother trying to talk them into anything -- they're under such heavy-duty brain-washing it's a miracle they can walk and attempt murder at the same time!
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X-Factor Vol 3 47 page 00 James Madrox (Earth-616)
Multiple Man
Hey! Guido and I do the jokes here, Spider!
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Spider-Man and X-Factor Shadowgames #2
Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Spider-Man
With great power...
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