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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-616)

Quote1 One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay world, better hang on to your hat... here comes Alpha! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My fault -- all my fault! If only I had stopped him when I could have! But I didn't -- and now -- Uncle Ben -- is dead... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 But it's not the same thing! All these years--I've done my best to make up for that! I've wore this suit--gone out there and put my life on the line again and again! But no matter how hard I try-- --people-- --die! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You've shown that now you're willing to sacrifice anyone --anything-- to save yourself! And I don't owe you anything anymore! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It's Goldilocks -- the hippest hammer in the west! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You say you don't want the responsibility? Guess what? People like us...we don't get a choice. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Check the rulebook, buddy! You're not allowed to bring automatic weapons into a super-people fight! Unless you're the Punisher 'cause, you know, who's gonna tell him it's against the rules? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Life sucks sometimes... but it's always worth living. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're the creep who's going to pay! I'm going to get you, Goblin! I'm going to destroy you slowly, and when you start begging for me to end it - I'm going to remind you of one thing - You KILLED the woman I love! And for that you're going to DIE! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're talking about my lady, creep! Someone I loved--I mean loved--! Do you know what that means? Have you any idea what that means?? I loved her, Goblin! And you--! You--took--her--away! Filthy--worm-eating--scum! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's too late to go back to work with the Torch...and it's too early to go home. Guess all that's left is some web-slinging. Maybe that will cheer me up. Seems like everytime I finish a fight, I'm all alone again--which makes me think of Gwendy--and brother...that makes me want to die! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 He-he dropped me! I never realized--never thought--! I'm too high to snag a building with my web--there's no way for me to catch myself! Looks like this time--I've had it! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I just dropped by to congratulate you on a perfect record! So far you've been 100% wrong about me! I've got to hand it to you--I'll bet it's not easy to make a fool out of yourself all the time! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh no! No! It can't be happening! It can't be--! Doc Ock is marrying Aunt May! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Holy Cow! It's really him -- The Green Goblin lives again! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "...And that means Spider-Man is going into action again! I'll fight as I've never fought before!! Nothing will stop me now! For I know at last that a man can't change his destiny... and I was born to be... Spider-Man!!!" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Right now, I'd trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader's Digest. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I need a place to change! A phone booth--? Nah! Even I'm not that corny! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I might as well face it...being Spider-Man is just plain habit-forming! It's like going out with girls!..I can't give it up! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 He...He used to be the Herald of Galactus! Galactus for Pete's sake! He could have killed me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now I see why you're so popular, Flash! It's because of your gentle nature and sunny disposition! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Blast it Mary Jane, this can't wait! All I need is a yes or no: will you marry me? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I really should re-design my web-shooters so this won't happen again! Either that--or sew a change pocket into my costume so I can carry bus fare! No, with a costume this tight--people might think I had cellulite! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There's no way out! She'd never have me as I am--and I just can't give up being Spider-Man! So, she'll end up marrying Leeds--and living the quiet, uneventful life she dreams of! There's only on thing I've got to figure out--how do I forget about--the girl I love?? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've always felt I was partly responsible for the death of Uncle Ben, because he was killed by a criminal whom I didn't catch! And now--Aunt May! The two people I've loved most in the world--who treated me like my own father and mother to me--! Yet, their love for me--their kindness to me-- has brought them nothing but tragedy! But it can't happen again! It musn't! It musn't! Not to Aunt May!! She's been too good--too kind--! I can't pay her back-- like this!! There must be some way to save her! There must be! And I'll find it! Somewhere, somehow--I'll find it! No matter what the cost--I'll save her! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm through being Spider-Man, Doc! I want you to use your machine to remove my powers! Completely! Forever! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Iron! Iron's a metal! And his punch felt like metal! It's a longshot -- but it could be -- the Molten Man! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Loki created that monster! And if destruction is what Loki wanted -- destruction is what we're gonna get! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That guard! Crane's about to roll over his fingers! But I don't have time to save him and Cardiac! What'll I Do?!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... I have to set Venom loose! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Have no fear! Spidey is here! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Know why I hate you, Leeds--? Because you have the right to propose to Betty! The shadow of--Spider-Man--isn't standing between you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Being true to what I am is the most important thing! I realize it now! And if I ignore it -- everything else in my life, including my relationship with Mary Jane, will be nothing but a hollow sham! M.J. was wrong! This is worth the risk! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I thought hassles about guys with long hair went out with the 60's! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't deal with Parker's life. Parker's world as it is today. But here... I can at least remember his yesterdays. As hard as it was for me, growing up without parents-- there were a lot of wonderful times in this house with Aunt May and Uncle Ben. I was loved here. Protected. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Boy! No wonder you covered your head the way you did! I don't know who you are, but one thing's for sure--a beauty contest winner you ain't! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now don't get the feeling that I'm mad at you... It's just that I hate anybody to skip around town in a jazzier costume than mine! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't let a common cold put me out of action! Otherwise, next time around, I'm liable to cry uncle if I develop some dandruff... or a case of chaffed lips! I might even become the only super-hero in town who won't fight because he's got acne! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 When you beat me last time, you were fighting a sick little Spider-Man! Even Doris Day could'a knocked me for a loop that time! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You oughtta be ashamed of yourselves! not only do you try to hijack one of the classiest places in town, but you didn't even phone ahead for a reservation! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If I'm right...and I think I am..all those hits were just a diversion from their real agenda: to smuggle something very dangerous into the country. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Empire State University. Where Spider-Man was born. And, now, where he may die. Oh, the irony. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 MJ... May... I'll never leave you again. Never. Never. Never. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 But now I think... maybe there's even more to the powers I got that day, and maybe I can use them to help people more than I ever imagined. Tonight, if I hadn't been open to those powers, I might never have reached that girl in time. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Don't get your gums in an uproar, Mallet-Head! I was just reading your column to get my laugh for the day! Where do you get the nerve to call your rag a newspaper? Who's been writing your stuff these days--the Brothers Grimm?!! Anyone who pays a dime for that scandal sheet oughtta get eleven cents change! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My name is Peter Parker, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If the cost of silence is the soul of the country...If the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history, then the price is too high. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whether a law is right or wrong, moral or immoral, is an idea, a personal philosophy... but it always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I will find them. And when I do--I'm going to kill them. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ock broke through it for one reason...to flaunt his strenght before me...out of pure cussedness! But now he'll learn how cussed Spider-Man can be! I'll show him what strength really is! He won't get another chance to return and jeopardize the life of Aunt May! No matter where he is, I'll find him! And this time, nothing will stop me from ridding the world forever of Dr. Octopus! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just one thing, Mr. Fisk. You can die. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 End of the road, Fisk. You. Me. RIGHT NOW. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've done something far worse than kill you, Fisk. I've beaten you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 So, what's your story, sweet cheeks? Is there an introductory super-villain promotion going on? Because you're my third newbie this month! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Still, shooting the mutant with a healing factor probably wasn't the best use of your arrows. You're just going to make him...mad. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 H-Have t-to admit, though...I'm s-starting to wish I'd b-been bitten by a radioactive p-polar bear. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You'll never make the Yankees with a swing like that! Or even the Mets! Of course I don't think they have a uniform in your size. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Even though I can't remember... even though I don't really know you... every instinct within me wants to smash out... to strike... to destroy you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hello? Creepy waif girl? Sorry about the "paper doll" crack. That seemed to touch a nerve. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Thanks for the heads up "mystery girl". In fact, thanks for all of 'em. We made a pretty good team. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You can't arrest me. I'm the good guy Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Devil Man, Devil Man, Dares whatever a devil can. Is he brave? Listen here. Just call 'im the Man sans Fear. Hey there! There goes the Devil Man! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, I never thought I'd say this...Spider-Man's gonna save me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 But without a Tommy Gun and a "dirty rat"--you're not my Hammerhead. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If Johnny Storm doesn't jump out right now and tell me I've been super-punked, someone's getting hit in the gonads. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Kill him? Wait, you mean this isn't the Love Boat?! Dang, I was really hoping you and Charo could help me rekindle my marriage...I really got to update my references. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Stand back and, above all, ignore my girlish scream of anguish -- because this is gonna hurt. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I know who I am. Who are you? Gray Guy? Half-Tone, the Faceless Wonder? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Too slow, Golden Boy. Me on the other hand? I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...well, more like float like a spider, sting like a spider. Which is odd, because spiders neither float nor sting. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ya hear that, Chameleon? The President-elect here just appointed me...Secretary of Shuttin' You Up! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm not a serial killer! I like...nay love cereal! Fruit Loops is my favorite! Then again, Lucky Charms isn't so bad, either. Believe me, I'm a firm believer that every red-blooded American kid should start his day with a half-pound of sugar, magic marshmallows, and a spastic leprechaun who wants to steal your breakfast. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I am the Spider. I own the night. I'm your worst nightmare come to life, punk, and you're looking right at--*Kof!* *Hack!* How can he keep that up for an entire movie..? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm not your pal. And these? These aren't my clothes. This's my disguise. It's not who I am. This--this super hero stuff isn't my life! My real life's back on Earth! With my real friends and my real family... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Must. Wash. Brain...! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Spoiler! I've read that one! Turns out he likes green eggs and ham! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bowl Psi-Isad Oosh (say it fast) Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man. I should start a blog. "Spiderfail.org" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi, Danielle. I Pida-Man. Spida-Mun. Spider-Man. I don't even know what I just blabbered. Just pick the one that made the most sense. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I let it all go by pulling her closer and everything else fades away. For a second.. the last second before my brain shuts off and I become all body, I can't help but think what a bad idea this is... And I smile. Bring It On. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 She's a bad guy, folks. You should stop giving her attention and use the internet for what it was invented for...using the Googles to find Norman Os-porn. Everybody knows that. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, well I need a Video Music Award, but you don't see me attacking Taylor Swift. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sorry folks, Screwball's webcast is off the air. Please go back to watching monkeys on ice-skates or whatever else you do with the internet. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Not enough to justify what's about to happen to my pedicure. And I paid extra for the little Blackest Night symbols, too. My feets is a rainbow of power... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Didn't they ever tell you not to broadcast your plans? But that's the problem with women... they just can't keep their mouths shut! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What I do now? How did I lose this badly? How much worse can my life get? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 By the way, my brother wanted me to give you this. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I blew it, Strange, I did the one thing I promised myself I would never do. I put my family in the crosshairs and no matter how many times I go over it in my head, I keep coming back to the same thing. I need the world to forget that I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What?! Oh, this?! It's how I do my best work! In the buff! Say! Isn't this a private lab?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And with all my gear here in my secure vault, for once my Peter-Parker-life is 100% Spider-Free Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 With my Spider-Strength, Speed, and Agility nothing could've stopped me from landing any Sports Scholarship-- or getting on any Professional Team I wanted. Nothing except a sense of Responsibility. And a tiny bit of Pride. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 How are you walking like that?! At these G's?! You been workin' out, Mac?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I talk a good game... but... pain senses tingles... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm done. Done accepting things the way we are. I swear to you... from now on... whenever I'm around, wherever I am... No one dies! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can do this. It's not impossible. Not for me. I have great power, resources, and resolve. And I will make this work. Not for Uncle Ben, Captain Stacy, Gwen, Marla, or any of the others I failed in the past. This is for you, for all of the living, for everyone out there! I'm going to make you all proud. You'll see. I promise. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 HEY! Way to make a guy feel welcome. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oy. With the guilt. Fine! Wanna be in the Fantastic Four, Spidey? Sure. What? Oh. We're the Future Foundation now. Bait n' switch if you ask me. Razzin' frazzin'... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Home sweet home! Dimensionally if not geographically that is... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is my fault. I brought them up against an enemy they're not even close to ready for. And now they're going to die. And it's all my fault... Just like Marla...Just like Uncle Ben. I didn't save him. He died because I was weak. Because I wasn't good enough. I made a promise to him that day that I could never be good enough to keep... But I swore I'd never stop trying. I know I'm not good enough. I never will be. That's no excuse to stop fighting. No matter how much it scares me. No matter how much it hurts. Ben Parker taught me that. And nothing scares me more than letting him down. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Not gonna happen. I'm not giving up on you. Any of you. There have been plenty of times I wanted to give up on myself. When just about everybody wrote me off. But there was always someone who didn't. Some of those people are still around... and some aren't. They believed in me. And there's no way I'd let them down.

I believe in you. And this foot! I know you've been through a lot. Things nobody should have to face. But I'll show you there's always a better way. Quote2

--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's show these guys how we do things downtown! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 No matter how small I am--no matter how hopeless everything seems--I mustn't give up! My size doesn't matter! Even my life doesn't matter! No one can win--every battle, but--no man should fall-- without a struggle! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 They can chain her up, but they can't take away her bad luck powers. And if I know Felicia...She's not sitting still waiting for a rescue. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why didn't I see it before?! Doc's ice pellet! It's the same tech I created for my cryo cube! And the armor he's using... It's based on my helmet design! His stealth satellites... are using the same principle as my noice reduction system! All my inventions for Horizon, everything I've put out into the world--Doc's modified it! Twisted it! I've given him everything he needs! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 C'mon! The world's counting on you! Everyone you know and love! What about Sable?! Are you going to let her sacrifice be for nothing?! Forget the math, Parker! Forget what's possible! DO THIS! NOW! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is a hunt. I'm not here to fight you--- I'm here to end you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I always thought fat fellas were supposed to be jolly! They oughta toss you out of the union! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay, world, better hang on to your hat... Here comes Alpha! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hate it whenever they say 'Plan B'. That's super villain code for 'blow everything up'. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My mind must be going. I brought super villains into this...almost freed the Lizard. I shouldn't be a part of any of this. I--I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The more I risk my life... the more deadly chances I take... the less good it seems to do! With all my strength ... with all my powers... why can't I ever make things right? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, Peter Parker could never reach Aunt May. But Spider-Man can. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I beg to differ, matchstick-- --but I'm not exactly sweatin' this one. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 But sometimes fighting fire with fire isn't the answer... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Have no fear, Spidey's here! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What we have here is a failure to communicate! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I sure am popular in this town! If I ran for Mayor... even Mao T'se Tung would beat me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Listen to me hot stuff! It's a private fight between the Lizard and me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's time I forgot about little ol' web-swinger for a while... and paid some attention to the private life of Peter Parker... who happens to be my favorite civilian! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Say! You don't happen to be related to another sunshine boy named J. Jonah Jameson, do you? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There she is! Man... standing next to those million dollar paintings, she still looks like the only masterpiece in the place! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If this is a victory... I'd hate to be defeated. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Which is worse...? Staying behind while other guys are doing the fighting...? Or fighting in a war that nobody wants... against an enemy you don't even hate? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Know something? you make a lousy prophet! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 People are always warning me! It's nice to know they care! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Who the --? What the --? How the --? Who is he? His moves... they're somewhat like mine, but... more like he's flying than leaping. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 A grown man who puts on spandex and swings from rooftops in order to fight crime! Maybe I'm as insane as they are. But I guess it could always be worse. I'm lucky to have survived. Lucky to not be insane. Still, I can't help but think... ...how much luckier I'd be if I'd never become Spider-Man! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 --Oh, come on! Today! Everything has to happen today?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You know that good old mindless super-hero versus world dominating villain kind of thing. Lots of punches, puns, blasts and web... ...bing?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The way he's looking at me. He's got to know. And he's holding it against me... Not buying any of the photos... ...what am I going to do now? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Fine! Everything that can go wrong does go wrong... ...fine! Children in trouble. drug busts...the Sandman! Fine! Fine! Fine! I'll handle it all! I'll save the day! I'll beat the bad guy! And I will get to my blasted job interview! Because... ...I'm going to have a life! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My back-pack?! Where --? My costume and web shooters! They're... ...gone! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Omigosh! It's a girl! Just a kid! What was she-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You'd think I could come up with some way to get my life in order so that I'm not always just scraping by. Why can't things ever work out for me the way they do for everyone else? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Remember me... Spider-Man... misunderstood hero. That's Hero... capital of H... also one of the good guys! And I do not kill people! Ever! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, Arthur, big ugly monster guys and saving the world are my bailiwick. Did I fit bailiwick into a conversation? Cool! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've been thinking of changing my name to something a little more millennial. Yeah... That's it... Millennial Man. He fights with the power of a million years. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Tell you what: we're going to give this poor kitty a break. His life's been screwed with more than enough. We're going to let him live a little... hang out with his cat friends... get a girlfriend... live in peace. ...hopefully some place far, far away. Shoo! Go on... get! Make some friends... ...and let me get back to mine! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I already met that someone, Jill. And she was taken away from me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I... I knew... I knew. I knew you were alive! Who did this? Why? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Who am I? My name's Peter Parker. I'm the new science teacher. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hello, God... This is Peter Parker. Can I ask a favor? I know I've been your personal cat toy for the last few years...but can we not do that to me again for a while? Not real long, I know the odds on that are about zero...but just for a little while. Say...fifty or sixty years? I mean, that's not long in your terms, right? Just kidding, God... Just kidding. But I'll bet you knew that, didn't you? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 We could not see it coming. We could not be here before it happened. We could not stop it. But we are here now. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If there's any way I can help, just... let me know. No strings. Honest and true. Deal? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Honestly...not all it's cracked up to be. I mean...I'm glad MJ is having so much fun and all, and the money's great...I think...but I just didn't expect her to be out of town so much. I see her between flights and...well, it's not what I expected from our marriage. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 But I got plans to meet a special lady at the airport tonight, and nobody's getting in my way. Especially-- --not-- you! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't need any promises, MJ. I'll wait for you as long as you need. Or until the stars turn cold and fall from the sky. Whichever comes first. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Because you have to know-- --that it's not true. And I'm going to take care of it. One way or another. But it's not true, MJ. I swear it. I swear it. I-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Could I have another one of those, if you've got a spare, because that was good, the whole lips thing, and the face touching, because I could do that all night until I go on patrol and -- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Anybody ever tell you that you fight like a girl? I'm just asking in case there's anything you want to tell the group. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Everybody in our odd little community would deny it, but we all watch each other when we cross paths, looking for weaknesses, in case that day ever comes. In case they ever have to stop me...or I ever have to stop them. But we never talk about it. Ever. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Tell somebody you love them, or hit them, and you can't foresee all the possible consequences. You do "A" because it's a good thing. But "A" has consequence "B" which is a bad thing for somebody else. Sometimes I focus so much on what I'm doing right now to fix something, that I forget even bad guys have families. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What is it? Am I talking too much about the "Other Me", or maybe I didn't ask you how your day went, and I know how I can get caught up on one topic and talk for a long time without stopping in these really long run-on sentences and-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm not sure, Aunt May, but... it's... a weird feeling... I don't know how to describe it... Like the world is a bit off center. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What do I do now? I've let you down, Uncle Ben. And now Aunt May too. Before, she was afraid I was a drug dealer. Now, if she knew the truth, she'd be even more upset. That's it. I'm through being Spider-Man! I'm done! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That-- that was one of the Watcher's eyes?! But the Watcher's seen... everything. Ahh! Millions of secrets! Things that were kept from me! Filling my head all at once! The spider! After it bit me-- --it bit someone else?! A girl? I--never knew! Who is she? Ezekiel?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why this is the spectacular spinning Jenny! My all-new junior sidekick! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You think this is a lot of wreckage? This is nothin'! This one time, Doc Ock dumped his entire underwater headquarters on me! Water was rushing in...but I never gave up! I never gave in! I have to be equal to my strength -- or else I don't deserve it! NNNN! The strain -- NNNNN! -- it's unbearable -- but -- but -- um, yeah... Actually, I can't lift this. Little help over here? Please? Bueller? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yep, that's me...just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh my god. Cap's back. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're complaining about how you look? You've got a cool hood and cape...I'm wearing lime green! And I've got a star on the middle of my nose! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, the unexpected I can deal with... as long as I'm expecting it, that is... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Nothing was going to stop it. And, like that, the Avengers were never going to be the same again. No joke. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Lucky that is exactly how I would describe myself, he said sarcastically. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's been eight days since the fall of Wakanda Eight days since we came here with our tail between our legs. And every day since. It's only gotten worse. It's gotten so that every time I hear that mystical portal start to open. My heart sinks. I haven't cracked a joke in weeks. There's just nothing funny about the end of the world. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Surrounded by a pack of vicious velociraptors. It's like this nightmare I had once...only this time I'm not naked. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And that's when I knew who Silver Sable really was. Incredibly brave. One of the most dangerous fighters I've ever seen...but she only pretended to be all about the money...because sometimes she put it all on the line for love. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This isn't good. ... Haven't seen him since the massacre. He was part of a crew of super villains that Carnage led through New York City, slaughtering as many civilians as they could. The worst part is the madness spread. Everyday people started rioting...murdering. It was mayhem. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y-You killed him! You finally did it... You killed my brother! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's talk about your costume! Those red longjohns break me up... but I liked your old yellow duds better! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I think this is my super villain origin. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Mr. Negative was never born, so he is ever living! He is attached to nothing, thus one with all! Now that you Lao Fan have come to Chinatown -- I will choke the streets with your dead!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
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--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
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--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I think when I went through that door I kept saying over and over in my mind... I need to go to Tahiti. I need a million dollars. I need a new girlfriend. What do I get? A Jarvis burger and a fruity drink. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't even know how long I've been going. Fifteen, sixteen hours? Carlie is alright, thank God. I found her in her apartment with a knife, scared that every killer she ever helped put away was coming to get her. No one's heard from May, but everything's down now. She could be anywhere... But the one place she probably is, I can't seem to get to. Because no matter how I scared I am for her... ...I can't let people die. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can feel it, gnawing at me. The fear. It's so raw, so real... I see them all, everyone I care about, everyone I love. Carlie... dead. Mary Jane, dead because of me. Aunt May, dead. Because I wasn't good enough. I wasn't fast enough, I wasn't strong enough, I wasn't smart enough, and she's dead because of me. My fault. My responsibility. And I failed them. I failed them all. Please, God, somebody make it stop. The fear is so strong it's like I'm on fire. So powerful I can feel it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There is no hope. I can barely stand. I can't feel my right arm. There's blood in my eyes, my ears. He's stronger than me. I can't even hurt him. There is no hope... but luckily... I'm too big of an idiot to accept it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wow, you know you're in crazytown when Osborn's the voice of reason. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Don't worry. I've been in tons of situations like this. Just trust me. You do trust me, right? Guys, it's okay to talk if I ask you a-- aw, crap. Guys? Guys? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Huh. Maybe I should've dressed up like a bat instead of a spider. Strike fear into my enemies... Nah. Dumb idea. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Peter Parker, masquerading as your friendly neighborhood gym teacher. But that Arrow woman was right. I can't just abandon the kids. Not until I'm sure that I've thrown enough of a scare into the underworld... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And maybe you want to think about what you would call weakness-- and others, compassion-- isn't always such a bad thing. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And now with all that's happened... The police, the army, everybody's after me... What was the point? What was--? Dammit. >sigh< Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Look, Marko... I dunno if I'm going to be that much help to you anyway. I'm not a detective. All I know is this: There have been two Uncle Bens in my life. One showed up out of nowhere some months back, and then vanished. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're from the future. His future. It was the only way you could know that the other Spider-Man was from 2211. And since there's been a future Spider-Man... and future Hobgoblin... Why not a future Chameleon? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Because Flash Thompson is my friend! And if you think you're going to get away with him, you're-- --you're-- --absolutely right, apparently. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Like hell. I'm getting showered, changed......and then Jonah Jameson and I are going to have a long overdue...chat. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 She took a bullet intended for me, Stephen. If I'd moved just a second faster, if I'd seen -- I can't let her die like this, not when it's my fault. I can't live with that. I can't, I --- God...God...God...For God's sake, Stephen...help me...please help me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 How did--? This... You... What are you? A ghost? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What have you done now!? What kind of crazy trick is this? And...what? They don't have carburetors in the future, with all the smoke that thing's giving off? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Gwen? No. The real Gwen died long ago. This is nothing more than a clone...like me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Spider-powers, I love you! Not only am I the most dashing hero on two legs - I'm easily the most versatile. Who else could save a falling girl from certain dea- Gwen? Hey kid - what's wrong? Don't you understand? I saved you - you can't be - NO! Oh, no, no, no - Don't be dead, Gwen - I don't want you to be dead! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Batroc? Let the leaping begin! ... The thing is, you're so mock-able. I'm sorry, but you wear a mask and use your own name? That's not a secret identity, Bats. That's just an identity. With a mask. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Logan, I swear to God...I think I'm going to kill them. Magneto. His stupid daughter. I'm gonna kill them with my bare hands. I'm not -- I'm not going to be able to stop myself. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If I've learned one thing, it's that you could not pay me to swing around in costume with this kind of humidity. Houston apparently share weather with Vietnam. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Welcome to the hero business, Fly -- and good luck! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 To coin a cliche: Face it tigress-- you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's a crazy expensive way for things to end. I mean, even for Brooklyn that's gotta be expensive. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just drop me off at the World Trade Center. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Your word as a career criminal? That supposed to make me special? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This isn't over, Fisk, not by a long shot. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Actually, my friend, I should be the one thanking you. For making the choice you made. And not forcing me to make one I didn't want to. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, everybody! LOOK! I'm SPIDER-MAN! Your friendly neighbor, Peter Parker, is SPIDER-MAN! Ya know, Parker...if everyone else in the building wasn't out having a good time, you might be getting yourself in real trouble right now! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I...I can't stay out of this...! It goes against every instinct I've lived by since Uncle Ben's death! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Pardon me for interrupting, but do you people always run a background check on your new teachers? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Do you know how many rank amateur super-villains I've beat the stuffing out of today? You guys are stupider than the real Absorbing Man! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 She's right, Ethan. You're a man. A good man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, listen. I know you must have idiots showing up and doing this all the time, but it really is me, Jarvis. Could you hit the buzzer and let me in? I'm getting soaked out here. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm sorry, Aunt May. Sorry for this stupid hobby that keeps killing people I love. Now you're gonna die just like Uncle Ben and just like Uncle Ben......it's Peter Parker's fault. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I still can't believe you never told me we were having money problems. I mean what did you think I was going to do? Push you off a building? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Seriously, I'm not the guy I was back in high school, you morons. First person lays a finger on me leaves the gym on a freakin' stretcher! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 John Jameson. Spider-Man's your son, Jonah. I really am truly sorry. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's weird. The master plan was to drop me in the ocean to drown? Not likely. These guys never work like this together. So who's rallying the troops? To be this organized? They need a boss. A general. A Kingpin. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Once the fighting began, instinct just took over. Carnage flowing through your blood...like venom. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And then I think I got it. As long as you have that one thing in place... the rest will take care of itself. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's getting so a guy can't even put on his costume before someone starts screaming for help-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Brother, do you have delusions of grandeur! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 In fact, I might even let that Peter Parker kid take the photos! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey Meatballs -- Yer sister plays the tuba! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I suppose I should do something to help him, but I doubt if anything could survive that fall. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Head's up Stegron.. Spidey's coming through! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Are you Heckle or Jeckle? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sometimes I wonder: Am I Spider-Man because I want to help people -- or because I want to hurt them? These days I seem to do more hurting than helping. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... They don't call me Spider-Man for nothing! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Von Shtupf, I take it back. You're not sick. You're just crazy. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ta-Taa! No applause folks -- Just throw money! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm nothing like the Torch! I'm prettier! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 So, as someone once said, --- Up --- Up --- and AWAY! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Great! We're caught in the middle of a Super-Villain sandwich... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh mercy me, Mister Bad Man! Is that a thweat? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... Even a loner like Spider-Man has heard tales of the Vision! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bein' a Super-Hero's no bed of roses... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Agony, Mrs. Pym? I believe I know all about it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi-ya Cappy. How's it hangin'? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sandman......you're absolutely right. I did treat you like an idiot. I'm sorry. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 --'sheesh! Dig the decor! Looks like I made it in time for Neil Diamond! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 N-nice save, Subby! I give it a ten for dramatic value-- --but I'm subtracting points for your lousy sense of timing! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm sorry... ...but this whole adventure was ridiculous! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well -- It was nice knowing all of you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I mean "Gun-Toting-Maniac-With-A-Skull-On-His-Chest" crazy. I mean, REALLY. You and the Punisher would really get along. Well, probably not... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Jeez. Mooney. Rhymes with loony. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My aunt lives around here, by the way. Do you know what the sound of gunshots does to her property value? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Be right back. Gotta hit the little Peter room. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, there's the whole thousands of mutant-controlled energy fields inside a mystery man in a place where millions of mutants died? Sounds bad. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 We're the NEW New Avengers. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, no. No no no. That's -- that's Venom. That's Venom as me. That's -- and it's not even the good one. It's Mac Gargan. ... The Scorpion. ... Guy used to fight with a scorpion tail. You know...he used to throw his butt at you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My name is Peter Parker. The world hates a coward. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Speedball notwithstanding, there's hope for the next generation yet. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Something else Ben used to say..."With great powers comes great responsibility." I learned the truth of that one the hard way...right here. An accident at the science hall gave me my powers--but in that old warehouse, I truly learned what it means to be Spider-Man. And now it's gone. But Jonah was right, it won't be forgotten. I can never forget. This site will always be a reminder of my responsibilites...my great responsibilites. I'm trying, Uncle Ben...and I'll always keep trying. That's my promise. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Good. Nothing's damaged... except my pride. Char-broiled by a kid. Maybe I'll prove how tough I am by slaughtering a troop of campfire girls. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 C'mon! You're not really gonna try to stop me by waving a cape! This isn't a bullfight -- and you can't sidestep a guy with spider-speed! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Like I always say, 'With great power comes great indebtedness.'" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...this new Spider-Man, whoever it is, seems to have things pretty much under control. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Thanks for the god lesson. I'll be leaving now! Good luck subjugating the will of all humanity. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Take a number, pal! You know how many times I've heard that? How many times I've had enemies try to kill me...or someone around me? You have any idea how tired I get of hearing it? Of having to deal with it? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 -- nah! Been there... done that! Being Spider-Man is kinda cool! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wonderful! What am I going to do? What more can happen to me? Of course. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Getting caught in a battle between two god-like beings is not how I planned on spending my day, but... ...I guess it never is! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hehh... I guess it's easy to laugh in the face of danger when you don't take anything too seriously. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 So, uh... This friend of mine, he's a mime, an' they just send him to jail... ...it was a wheat field outside of buffalo with a big sign saying, "Pretend you are in prison!" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Typeface, huh? So, what does the "R" stand for? "Raving"? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 C'mon, Typeface... Uhh... You really want murder and arson on your rap sheet? You don't strike me as the type. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, sure... I can just picture it now: "Welcome to respectability, spidey. You owe us five squillion dollars in super hero back-taxes." Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, I do. Funny thing is, I feel like she's still here, you know? I realize it's just because I want her to be. All my friends keep telling me it's time to let go. But I don't want to. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I couldn't do it, Mendel. I mean, I beat myself up over this like you wouldn't believe. I must've thought about it a thousand different ways... ...but it's just not me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, god... ->snff<- I thought... I thought you were gone, Mary Jane. Are you real? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Fusion," eh? You look more like a "Larry" to me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Uhh...I know you better than you think, pal. You fit the mold perfectly: all your anger's driven by a series of convenient excuses -- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...that there's a fine line between hero and psycho, I guess. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I may be quick -- I mean, you're looking at the dude who left Billy Pinder in the dust during a second grade sack race! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's what I love about you, birdbrain: you think you're really nifty-- --but you're really just the bottom of the cage! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ooh. I love it when you talk fancy. Hey, I got one: "Cease and desist, you certifiable cephalopod!" Maybe you should've called yourself Doc Lobster. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Wait... "Crappy super-villain": Isn't that an oxymoron? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're right: I can't. Not even to a stain on humanity like you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Burn Crisqó's old sheets. The celebrity beach house just got a new guest. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Heh. Well, I guess in the end, life's a beach! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, wait... I can see what you're trying to do. But I'm not biting, Norm. You're not worth it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I won't have to kill you in return. I won't even have to send you in jail. Just being you -- that's life without parole. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And all I can think is, there's no way she could've gotten that far ahead. It's not physically possible. Not unless she's a mutant. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 A million question and no one to answer them... very tantric. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Short answer, Shocker: you're selfish, I'm not. Or at least I try not to be. Now grow up. My organs feel numb and I'm going home. That's what us heroes get to do. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why you hittin' yourself, Boomerang?! Huh? Why you hittin' yourself?! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Do you realize how many crimes I could have stopped while I was jerking around, putting on a show for you guys?! Putting on a show for money! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Maybe this whole beach is a Sandman factory, churning out idealized versions of yourself. Maybe-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm not perfect, Flash. I've... done things. I've been selfish. People have died because of me. But I accept that, and I own it. And maybe in all this mess I'm able to stay strong... Because I know I'm weak. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's funny how life turns out sometimes... Isn't it, target-top? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Who is this?! Brock? Is that you, Venom? Threatening me again? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That will never happen. You know I can and will fight you. Destroy you if I have to. With fire... with sound... whatever it takes, but you will never be part of my life again! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I’m looking at me, older. Much older. And somehow I know that this is the end. This is my last stand. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Kaine came down here to get away from the insanity of Spider-Man's world. But then he put on a costume and fought crime anyway. He wanted all the power, and none of the responsibility. He found a home here. He had friends here. A city that counted in him. And while he may not have liked it... turns out Kaine is every bit the hero that I am. Wherever he is... I hope my brother has found peace. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, do you guys realize that the acronym for "Anti-Spider Squad" is A.S.S.? So I can call you big A.S.S.!, and you dumb A.S.S. and if your team does a tie-in with Hershey's, you can each be a candy A.S.S.! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, business as usual. I'm just a "misunderstood guy with a good heart." Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Please. If I cost you and the tribe any hope of restoring your normal lives-- --how do I live with that? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You down to punishing strippers now, Frank? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And the rest of you -- be careful, okay? The world's not... it's not so fun anymore, you know? I don't want to go to any more of these. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I learned this a long time ago. Never listen to Mysterio. Not because he tends to go on and on (which is true)... He's got illusions, the gas, but the helmet gives his speech pattern some crazy mind-bending properties. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You did not tell a Skrull you locked in the freezer to "chill out." Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm three days away from you finding me running around Times Square in nothing but my web-shooters and my mask whooping it up about power and responsibility. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I-it's... It's... ...Mary Jane, the baby... they're... ...they're in trouble!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y'know-- --it's okay to call for backup! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, responsibility's something I know a little bit about... ...so let's see if this friendly neighborhood wall-crawler can't get the scoop on this Prowler impostor! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...I... ...yeah... ...yeah, I do... He... ...his name was Ben... ...he was my brother... ...and I miss him, David... ...but I go on. We have to go on... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just thinking that it's really strange sometimes, the way things work out..! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Actually-- --it's-- --Spider-Man. But why be so formal..? I'll call you Akasha and you can call me-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hoo! Well, I guess we can all agree that she's now offically 'spooked'... which means that I don't have to worry about being so sneaky... ...now we can do things... ...Spidey style! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's not my Spider-Sense. It's something else... ...but what?! All I do know is that if I don't thwip up there and check it out now... ...I'm gonna be wonderin' what it was for a loooong time! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y'know, Doc-- --there are some things even a master of the mystic arts isn't meant to know..! But thanks for that... ...thanks a lot. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And the funny thing is, Aunt Anna -- the entire time I was looking for it, it was right under my nose! Merry Christmas, everyone! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ah... Let's just say that I don't think you'll have to worry about Spider-Man from now on! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whaddaya mean?! MJ, Norman Osborn wants to hire the Hornet... Me!... To throw down with Spider-Man... also me!... Because he despises Peter Parker... ...who, for those of you who came in late, is, once again... me! This is like... the best! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Man, what a dope I've been...! These last few days all I've worried about is whether Hope learned my secret or not... ...worrying about my problems, getting suspicious, convincing myself that she knew... ...seeing an accusatory look in her eyes whenever we were together... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...now all I have to do is hope that Hope doesn't put two-and-two together and suspect that the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man who helped her-- --is also her friendly neighbor from next door, Peter Parker! Nah! Now I'm just gettin' paranoid...! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If the Technomancers have it, then that's bad news to begin with -- But if Osborn wants it, then that's enough to convince me that he just shouldn't have it! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 We realllllllly have to stop meeting like this, officer Cooper. People will talk-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Reilly and I are supposedly the same person-- --but he has a quicker temper than me! He's headstrong, reacts without thinking sometimes! Must have been all those years on the road! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Onslaught. He meant to enslave us. He destroyed out city... murdered our heroes... ...he took away so much... I... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...I don't know. It just keeps going off. Like a constant ringing beneath my neocortex, you know? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...someone wanna tell me where the naked guy came from? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Somewhere, there's a one-liner about me "crashing this little party." Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Richards was wrong; you're not a symptom, you're-- --you're insane!! You're-- nothing!!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Normally I just teach chemistry, but this year, because of cutbacks, I'm teaching one section of biology... ...you lucky folks. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Because everyone's picking sides, everyone's being recruited, but... ...that's not your style, I know. You're your own woman. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I've made you and MJ targets. Taken away what little semblance of a normal life we had. God, if the Chameleon had hurt you or... ...or worse... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Thank God. I wasn't sure Mr. Fantastic would help me since I'm not part of his so-called "Initiative"... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 --the damage had already been done, Felicia, and... ...and Jordan knows how close he came. And now... ...now, he has to live with that part of himself, for the rest of his life. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You...You snuck up on me and my spider-sense didn't go off...Who are you? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Remember me? From the fashion police? I'm here about all the white you're wearing after Labor Day. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The real reason Jameson hates me... is because i'm black! ....................................... Kidding. Sorry. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, God. You're finally going to do it, aren't you, Mac? You're finally going to kiss me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And that's when I knew who Silver Sable really was. Incredibly brave. One of the most dangerous fighters I've ever seen...but she only pretended to be all about the money...because sometimes she put it all on the line for love. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, Mr. Clean... We've got some unfinished business, you and me! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 That's what I love about this city. Every time I need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Spare me. A thug like you is why I became what I am. You? You're nothing like me. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sorry, kid. But the good guy can't always save the world. Sometimes he just does what he can... ...eat his broccoli -- ...and hopes everything works out. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y'know its funny. I'd almost forgotten... how much I don't miss high school. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And if you talk to any newspaper reporters, remind them that I've got a hyphen in my name! They always forget the hyphen! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Pop the dice in the plastic bubble! It pops you in and out of trouble! Um...something, something, something... I can't remember the rest of the lyrics... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, technically, Octopi have arms... ...spiders have legs. And toned, shapely ones at that. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Jeez, you are the most anal-retentive super-villain of all time. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love. Or, more appropriately, how we almost didn't fall in love. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And I'm sure they're going to ask what kind of idiot talks about one beautiful girl to another beautiful girl...? And, uh, the answer is... this kind of idiot. Me. Peter Parker. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just try not to blow up the whole neighborhood, okay? My favorite Indian take-out is around here somewhere. What? You don't like tandoori? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, after all those years on my own, I could get used to this Avengers thing. I could definitely get used to this. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The memory of the man. I'm not hiding from anything. Not this time. I'll take care of her. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's hard to face your fears. But sometimes, you must. Then... and only then... ...you can be at peace with them. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What... what happened? He knew... ...and I knew... ...and he couldn't... ...he just couldn't stand the thought of... ...the thought of... No. I can't tell you, Ben. That's just one question that's going to have to go unanswered. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 With great power comes great responsibility. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The wisest man I ever knew told me with great power comes great responsibility. The smartest man I know lives that. Every day. And I'm proud to call him a friend... ...and stretcho. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 You accepted each other for who you are. You were family. Just knowing that was possible...that it might be possible for me...it means a lot. It still does. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Over?" I doubt it, Glory. Calypso's on the prowl again -- but I still have no clue what her agenda is. And that scares me... ...to death. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And I wish I could tell you that time heals. Unfortunately, I can't... ...but you do learn how to live with the pain. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Lady, you can call me whatever you want. Just don't hit me with that laser blade again, okay? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And how she liked me -- they all liked me -- even though they knew I was Spider-Man. And about how that felt, knowing I belonged somehow. And how I didn't want to admit that I liked it. A lot. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whatsamatta, Elmer? No more bu-wetts? Duck season! Wabbit season! Th-th-that's all, folks! "Oh, 'dem dukes, 'dem dukes!" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, where's your silly suit,Scorpia? "Silly suit Scorpia." Try saying that five times, fast. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Save your breath, buddy! I've got things to do! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sorry I won't be able to oblige. I've been working on a new dance step. Oops. Now I've gone and put my foot in it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Whoa. Have you been lifting weights, tubbo? Hey, fat bottom-- --one good 'feet' deserves another. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And that's all she wrote! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 But maybe the only real way to honor the dead is by making the most of your life, whether it lasts a few fleeting years... ...or a swiftly-elapsed century. I'll give it a shot, Uncle Ben. For you. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Family, eh? Well, face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Henh heh heh-- Hack-ack Oh! Think I just shot some webs outta my nose! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why, if it ain't my pal, the human gasbag! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 So we won't get out alive, huh? Where do you get your dialogue, bird-brain? From DC comics? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If anything, the Punisher and I are more committed than ever to our opposing philosophies......and a final confrontation is inevitable. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 All I have to do is show you you're not this insane warrior and then I'll wake up. Yeah, I'll wake up and be back in your arms......and maybe you'll still have this fun bikini on! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, fought some crime, saved the world with a war-maiden in chain mail bikini, had my blood sacrificed to an ego-maniac with a skin condition... you know, the usual. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Sweet dream, JJJ. You've given me some of the worst years of my life. I'm gonna miss you... Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Love is never silent, Mr. Davis-- and it never dies. It lives in us, in our hearts... ...forever. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Just remember: as my Uncle Ben once said-- --with great power there must also come great responsibility. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Paul...you may not have a wife...but I do. And she hates it when I'm late on dinner-and-a-movie-night. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Out there, if I ever gave up, even for a second, it would all be over. But it's hard. I get tired. I get worn. Do you know what keeps me going? I know that I have to get home to you. I have to walk through that door. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I guess maybe there's a reason for everything in our lives. Even our mistakes. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Keep on trudging ahead. And if you should happen to fall at some point along the way, Pete-- Get up. Dust yourself off. Don't look back... And try even harder the next go 'round. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Geez, let a guy plummet to his almost-death one time and you never hear the end of it. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 And I'm Spider-Man. Weird things happen to me all the time. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 The Doc's transformation -- I've never seen his blood-lust so consuming. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate. We choose to do good. Choose to do bad. We had a choice. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't know how to make it make sense to you. I'm not even sure it makes sense to me. In the end, it all comes down to one, simple truth...I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 -- and so I said, "That can't possibly be the going price for all a main such are pressed market" and the guy was all smug to us and stuff which is when my partner (and I use the term loosely) here got involved in the negotiation process......and before you know it, we're looking at one reasonably priced llama......and did you know that llamas could swim? We didn't think they counld, either, or maybe it was this particular llama had such a will to live but-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yooooowchhhh!!! Hey. I think you fixed it. My shoulder. It feels bet-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, that look is trade-marked! Ya gotta pay ten bucks if you're gonna do that! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 If you ever laugh, let me know so I can hide underground. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 --so I was thinking...since you have the abilities of giant vampire bat, why not just take the name of Batm-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Miles Morales. Miles Morales. I wonder if we have a Miles Morales? Oh my God. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hi, Smokey Boy! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 My name is Peter Parker. The real Peter Parker, that is. For a while I had been locked in this brain that Ock and I both shared. Call my role in all of this what you will: a participant in his life, an observer to his memories, but watching this particular story unfold has given me new perspective on Ock's actions. And while I don't condone the things he's done, I can at least understand them a bit more. To his credit, it was Otto's scientific findings that helped create the Goblin cure, so in a way he did win his battle with Norman. Because not only did he kill the Green Goblin as we know him, but he did it through science. The irony being that what finally enabled this scientific mastermind to become a Superior person, was when he stopped thinking with his head... and started thinking with his heart. As for me, I'm just happy to be back. A lot has changed in my life, and a lot of consequences need to be faced. But for the time being it feels good to look in the mirror and know that behind those Baby Browns is... The Amazing Spider-Man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Doesn't matter. You don't get to kill. I don't know how, but I am still in the fight! I AM Peter Parker, and I swear I'll find a way BACK!!! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm Peter Parker! I'm back! And this is just the beginning! Because I swear to you... I will be-- FREE! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... Terry Sorenson, also known as Equinox, the Thermodynamic Man, a guy with all the powers of Iceman and the Human Torch. In the past he's been both a hero and a villain. So it can be a little hard to gauge his temperature. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 "Whatever problems I have... they're overshadowed by the good things I've got. Mary Jane, Aunt May, a passel of friends... And a bunch of clobbered super-villains at my feet. It could be a lot worse Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Despite the fork in the road five years ago, we are the same guy. Closer that brothers-- closer than two people could be. When I found out that I was the clone and not you-- okay... yeah, I bugged out... but after that-- it was you! It was your strength-- your acceptance of it when you thought you were the clone that carried me through! You were my strength, and. well... you've come to mean a lot to me. I love you, man. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 ...hhh...I never sinned against you, Eddie. It's all about you and the suit, dude-- you two are like an old married couple. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Your problem is, you're a dinosaur. Say it with me now: "Look everyone! I'm extinct!" Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey...by "gets any worse" I mean, like, hitting people an' stuff. Especially old friends who are trying to do you a favor. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Dude, you need to pick on someone your own size, species and/or gender. Say, what gender are you, anyway? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Uhh...jeez... I feel like I'm in high school again. Are you flirting with me? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I don't think it's Eddie Brock at all. I think it's the suit. It's looking for a new host. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well, uh... ...I've made a couple of changes. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ahem. Like I was saying, I got two pairs. Two nines... ...an' two more nines. That makes four. Read 'em an' weep, fatso. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah...that's me: I'm the cleaning lady. Always got some kind of solution. But it never really gets out the stain. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 What am I doing? I've never lied to MJ before. Come on. Parker, that's another lie. You've lied plenty. But that was a different time. A different time. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Is it just me, or do you have a fascination with death? And should I be worried about this? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hey, here's a question for you: if frogs' legs taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken and leave the frogs out of it? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't help wondering, what have I done? Did I just solve a problem, or create one? Did I just save Eddie Brock's life? Or did I just send him to hell? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan! Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Have I been wrong all these years? Is snark a spider-ability? Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 This slasherday thing's getting everyone nervous. I want Razorfist put away fast. Maybe then I'll believe you can teach your symbiote some manners. Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Quote1 Here I am, out to dinner with one of the most glamorous gals in the world, and what's she doing? Talking about other guys. Face it, Parker, it's the story of your-- Quote2
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)