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Hulk hates to say it -- But Hulk needs you.

Yes, Hulk was Avenger once ... Didn't like it!

Hah! When Hulk smashes something, It stays smashed!

Take -- Your -- Hand -- Off --Hulk -- Magican!

Magican and Girl talk too much --- Mix up Hulk's head too!

You've had it for a long time. Since the day we met. ... That moment that changed everything for both of us. The day the Hulk was born. You never stopped hating yourself for that, Rick. Even though you were just a kid who couldn't have known. ... The guilt is why you won't let yourself turn back into Rick Jones. But Rick -- even if I don't live through this, you've got to know. It's not your fault. I forgive you... It's not. Your. Fault.

This time Thing won't escape me! This time Thing must die!

I'll tear the city apart, brick by brick if I have to, to find the Avengers!! And now ... there's nothing that can stop me!!

... You won't like me when I'm angry!

Let me guess... you're the good guy, right? And we just had us one of those good-guy-meets-good-guy-and-they-fight-on-their-first-meeting-then-team-up-against-the-bad-guys-encounter.

Hulk knows what to do ... SMASH STUPID BADOON! Take Hulk to them and Hulk will..

You are stupid, Talbot… for you have made the Hulk mad!

Hulk don't know why Hairy Lady hit Hulk with lightning... ...but Hulk don't like!!!

Then why do you suddenly look scared? Maybe you see that you could be ten times stronger than Hulk, and it still would not matter. Not when all Hulk has to do is become ten times as mad!!

Why do you hate me so much? You sound like the Hulk in the past. Blaming Banner for keeping him 'locked away.' Is that who you are? Some other aspect of my personality? Like the grey Hulk? Or is it worse than that? ARE YOU THE HULK'S HULK?!

'Live my life.' It's been so long, I don't even know who Bruce Banner is anymore. All I know is...I am not the Hulk.

Red Hulk thinks Hulk is stupid. Red Hulk hurts everybody. Red Hulk likes to kill. Red Hulk is bad Hulk. GREEN HULK STOPS RED HULK HERE! There is only one HULK. And he is GREEN!

Good Day, Gentlemen. You'll be pleased to know... the doctor is in.

All right, so I'm not the wisecracking super-type, like Spider-Man! Gamma rays gave me muscles, not a sense of humor!

All right, stupid monsters. Come and fight Hulk if that is what you want. Hulk is ready. Hulk is always ready!

Is Smoke-thing afraid of Hulk's little wind?

Hulk knew that magician would get into trouble. Hulk always knows and no one ever listens.

What is this?! First, robot smashes Hulk's friend -- then, robot tries to smash Hulk! And now -- Hulk is wet again!

I don't want you with me! I don't need you! I don't need anybody! With my strength -- my power -- the world is mine!

Hulk only fights those that threaten him!

Whole World is Against Me!

What nameless nightmare have I awakened to now??

Hulk can do anything!

So -- Fish-man tries to show how strong he is--! But nobody is as strong as Hulk!

Now tell me I'm no different!

Hulk wants to do... the right thing! But, no matter who wins... Hulk can only lose!!

Maybe here... in the place called Florida... Hulk can find the quiet he wants!

You are strong, Thing! But not as strong as the Hulk! Nothing is as strong as the Hulk!

You cannot be my friend... Nobody's friend! You are a robot!

Why does head always hurt ... when Hulk tries to think?

It'll be worth dying, Betty -- if that'll rid this planet forever of the Hulk.

Hulk is going now! Don't try to follow!

By the way, you're wanted in surgery... as a patient...!

This Statue is Hulk's now - Hulk like it -- Hulk will keep it!

Why is everything Hulk does ... wrong? Hulk tries to do good things.

Hulk does not like to hit women -- but maybe he changes him mind ... this time!

Hulk is alone. More alone than ever.

With Frank Sinatra retired and me on the inactive list, I'm afraid the Jet Set's had it.

Don't threaten, Don't make me angry!

Hulk has no friends! Not in this world!

Hulk does not smash ... children.

Hulk doesn't understand. First little man fights Hulk... and now he fights Hulk's enemy? But if Hulk's enemy is little man's enemy... then little man is Hulk's friend!

I'm changing .. but I musn't change - I musn't -- Yes, I must! HULK MUST LIVE - -

Doesn't anyone give a damn about Bruce Banner anymore?

Why do you attack Hulk? Hulk does not want to fight you. Hulk does not even know you!

Smashing is what Hulk does best!

Katrina must not see Hulk! Hulk is big ... ugly!

Ummm - Hulk likes beans --

Bah, Hulk does not want stupid fish to eat! Hulk wants good food ... like beans!

To beat Hulk, you must be stronger than Hulk -- And NO ONE is STRONGER THAN HULK!

They will hound me no longer! For now the Hulk will fight back! ... on my own terms!

Well, for manifested phantoms Samson -- they pack one heck of a punch!

Look, I'm warning you for your own sakes, don't make me mad --

Wherever Hulk goes, People are afraid of Hulk!

Hulk is not Human, little Men! Hulk is Hulk!!

Where is your power now, Leader? Tell Hulk again how you will defeat him -- so Hulk will have a chance to laugh!

Room is too small... and bed is too soft! Makes Hulk nervous!

That's it -- run! Run from the Hulk -- now that you've smashed all of Hulk's corn.

Law cannot make Hulk leave! Hulk will smash stupid Law!

Even his moment with Jarella you would steal from the Hulk, spaceman? Even that??

I'm myself again! But I'm not cured! I can feel the gamma rays like a turbulence at the center of my soul! I'm still the Hulk! Still a monster!

All puny humans are Hulk's enemies, and Hulk will smash them all!

I remember the horror of Zzax's hunger! When he sits down to supper, there's nothing left of the human beings on which he feeds! So Zzzax must not feed! This time the Living Dynamo goes hungry!

Let... Kate... go... Boomerang -- ... or... I'm... going... to... have... your... head!

But obviously, someone's using my machines, my research without my authorization! Someone's using an untested, incredibly dangerous experimental technique -- to play God!

Spaceman would cure Hulk? Spaceman would take away Hulk's power and make Hulk weak? Bah! Spaceman will do nothing... but die!

Strange was Hulk's friend once! If Hulk needs help, Strange will help Hulk -- or Hulk will smash!

I think you should know that I find the prospect of littering the landscape with you very distasteful. You're just grunts, after all. So believe my sincerity when I say to you...let us reason together.

We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin. Farnoq Dahn, two-bit petty tyrant of Trans-Sabal, brought before his people and made to answer for his crimes. Film at eleven.

Listen, lady! I'm the #$#* Hulk! And I'm not taking your @#+!, okay! It was a #*%*! accident! Got it?!

Let her fear me! Let 'em all fear me! Maybe they got good reason to! 'Cause they're only humans -- but I'm -- the Hulk!

You shot the Hulk into space. Exiled him to the other side of the universe. And within a year he was back here in gladiator armor smashing you all to pieces. If Tony were around, he'd tell you. The Hulk will return.

That's what you get for bringing knives to a Hulk fight, Wolverine.

All right. Get ready, kid...the world wants to meet the new Hulk. Let's hope he's finally ready for the old one.

You already know. Lies. I've deceived all of you. Used all of you. My best friends...the heroes I most admire in the world...and my only son. Because if any of you knew all the different angles I'm playing...you'd never trust me again. But I've wrapped my brain around this a billion times...and this is the only way...the only possible chance I have to save the world...and my wife.

That's when I realized what Jen brings to the table. What makes her an essential part of this family. She may be able to get by...even thrive in modern society. And she may be a clown, and a general pain in the butt. But when it comes down to it, Jen is a lawyer, a good lawyer. She looks for every angle, every truth, half-truth and lie before she makes a decision. While every other Hulk reacts first and thinks later, using blind anger as a guide... It's Jen who sees that not everything is black and white.

I tend to see transformations in terms of anger, but what drives Rick is guilt. He can't convice himself that isn't responsible for the Hulk. Even though I made the bomb. It's all on me. Now he runs towards every big threat, always recreating that day, solving it over and over. Is that healthy? I don't know that I'm qualified to say. I'm a physicist. All I know is he's going to do it whether I want him to or not...and it makes him happy. There's got to be room for a happy Hulk somewhere, right?

You and Amadeus defeated the Chaos King. Repaired the universe. Saved the lives of billions of mortals. And restored Olympus. ... But you forgot about the Hulks. ... Rick's horribly injured, he needs to be healed. Betty's insane, in her Red She-Hulk form, she's crazier than the Hulk. She needs to be cured. And Korg...and Skaar...just need to find a place where they can belong. I've tried, and I'll keep trying, using science or muscle or whatever I can. But I'm...I'm so tired. And you're...you're just brimming over with all this ridiculous magic. Fix it. Fix us.

Stupid. That just makes me mad. And the madder I get...the stronger I get.

...This fight is over. We are all Warbound now. Embrace your brothers. Or I'll kill you myself.

The people said I was the Sakaarson. Come to save them and unite them. But I was the World Breaker all along. I just didn't know you were too. Stupid humans, with your stupid shuttle. Can't you do anything right? I wanna die. I wanna burn into nothing. But with your bomb, you just made me stronger. The strongest one there is. The only one there is. Give-- them-- back! Give! Them! BACK! Give her back.

He's scared. And he ain't the only one either.... Not with what you've let loose in here. We all are.

I keep seeing this green creature - a huge, great, muscled monstrosity that's just screaming and screaming with pain. I get the feeling... it's chasing after me, trying to kill me.

I know exactly what I am. And if you have any brains at all, you'll shut the hell up and let me walk away... before I kill your whole stupid planet.

You tried to kill us with swords and spears. You tried to kill us with bombs. You tried to kill us with your stupid Spikes. But that just made us mad. So get ready, Red King. Now we're coming for you.

Ah, that's right, I forgot. You're not the monster anymore, are you? I am.

Banner smash!

You hate being alone... well don't worry, old friend. You'll never be alone again

Think I expected anything different? We're all Hulks, now. You knew something was gonna get broken.

You want me to get into a shuttle. So you can shoot me into space.

No. If you go up there, he'll kill you. Or you'd be forced to kill him. And then I'd kill you. You're staying right here with the rest of the little people, Rogers.

Sorry for butting in...but when I get angry...I just can't control myself.

The name's Banner. Bruce Banner.

Then I haven't beaten my curse after all.

I'm gonna see you join your buddies in robot heaven.

Man said Hulk 'looks dumb,' but men act dumb. Maybe Hulk acts dumb, too, sometimes. Hulk always thinks all humans bad -- thinks everything humans do is bad. But humans a lot like Hulk -- sometimes hurt -- sometimes help.

I hate Utah. I hate magicians. I hope the Hulk's enjoying my bath.

They will hound me no longer! For now the Hulk will fight back! ... on my own terms!

After all these years... men still don't know their puny weapons can't hurt Hulk!

You are strong, Thing! But not as strong as the Hulk! Nothing is as strong as the Hulk!

Hulk is the strongest one there is!

Bug-Eyes is Hulk's friend. Hulk knows that. Hulk will help Bug Eyes and Goat-Face.

Stupid, puny soldiers! Still you hunt Hulk! Try to capture Hulk! Don't you realize by now -- Hulk is the strongest one there is?!

Crush Hulk -- ?! Nobody crushes Hulk!

The Leader… the Abomination… the U-Foes… I’ve hated them all… but none of them… NONE of them… has made me as sick as you do!

You, you're like a buzzing in my ears calling for the Hulk. Well now you got him. So show yourself.

Now that Pee-Wee's not stinkin' the Place up, we can concentrate on savin' our Friends.

Very soon, Skaar is going to kick you. When you regain consciousness, you'll be in the next state over -- and you'll have forgotten both how and where you found us. Is that understood?

So I'm asking you a question. If you'd been there, when they were debating whether to RUIN MY LIFE...how would you have voted?

You consider this YOUR fault, Xavier. And my guess is, you should. You're already living in Hell.

I didn't come here for a whisper. I wanna hear you scream.

Remember this, puny humans. We came here for justice, not murder. So no one on your planet has died by our hands. And no one will. But we'll make sure no one on Earth will ever forget what you are. Liars. Traitors. And killers.

Conversations with Robert Bruce Banner (Earth-616)Edit

Spider-Man

You mean you came here just to fight me? WHY?!

The Hulk

Best reason in the world Web-Head! BUCKS!

— Amazing Spider-Man #328

Ant-Man

Wait! Before we separate, the Wasp and I have something to say! Each of us has a different power! If we combined forces, we could be almost unbeatable!

Iron Man

Work as a team? Why not? I'm for it!

Thor

There is much good we might do!

'I'm sick of bein' hunted and hounded! I'd rather be with you than against you! So, whether you like it or not, I'm joining the... the... Hey! What are you callin' yourselves?

Wasp

That's right! We need a name! It should be something colorful and dramatic, like... the Avengers, or...

Ant-Man

"or" nothing! That's it! The Avengers!!

Iron Man

We'll fight together, or separately, if need be!

I pity the guy who tries to beat us!

Thor

We'll never be beaten! For we are... the Avengers!

— Avengers #1

Clea

Eyes of Oshtur!

Daimon Hellstrom

By the Hadean Chimes!

Bruce Banner

Great Scott!

Luke Cage

Sweet Christmas!

— Defenders #24

Nighthawk

The Monsters say you're afraid of them, Hulk. They say they're stronger then you- and that your mother wears combat boots!

The Incredible Hulk

Monsters said WHAT?!

— Defenders Vol 2 #7

I made a mess, Surfer. If it's not cleaned up...there could be trouble. For me, for you...for everyone. For a long time. ... Imagine all of my rage...and power and strength and hate -- imagine it taking a shape. What if Hulk...had a Hulk? It's called Nul. The Breaker of Worlds.

Silver Surfer

And you wish to contain it?

No. To stop it. Smash it. Kill it. Nothing less would be prudent.

— Defenders Vol 4 #1

The Hulk

Hulk is bigger! Hulk is stronger!

The Thing

Mebbe so ... But I'm a heckuva lot faster ... and I ain't exactly a flyweight myself!

— Fantastic Four #112

Red King

Always satisfying, cleaning house, isn't it? Now then, Elloe Kaifi, highblood traitor of the empire...do you prefer incineration or decapitation?

How 'bout option three? ...Kicking your %$*.

— Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #101

Brood

We are Brood, from Broodworld. You are lunch.

So have a sandwich.

— Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #93

Hiroim

Let us be Warbound. In life and death, the oath that cannot be broken. He was Lavin Skee, protector of Elloe Kaifi and hero of our second trial. We who honor him speak our true names and bind to each other forever. Hiroim the Shamed, shadow warrior and Saka priest.

Miek. Unhieved, last-one-living.

No-Name

No-Name, warrior-prime of Broodworld.

Korg

Korg of Krona, son of O-Korg and Ahna. Brother-killer of Margus.

Hulk.

Warbound.

Korg

Yes, Warbound...whatever may come.

— Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #94

Silver Surfer

I must return to the stars. Will you come?

Huh. Back when we first met, that's all I wanted. I hated the stupid humans. They never left me alone. Then I saw you in the sky, thought you were a flying saucer. I wanted to catch you, make you take me away to another world.

Silver Surfer

I'm sorry. If I had known... Let me take you now.

You don't get it. I'm finally here.

— Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #95

Two-hands...what saying you?

Why ask me? You know what you want. You brought us here to get it.

But what...what would you doing?

I'd never stop making them pay.

— Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #96

Caiera

You've lost the stone man and your shadow. Your strength and strategy. You lead an army of angry children.

Angry's worked pretty good for me so far.

— Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #98

Bruce Banner

Monica, one last time...can you remember exactly what Betty wished for?

Monica Rappaccini

I...I don't know. But monsters were involved.

— Incredible Hulks #630

Amadeus Cho

Why is it only our wishes get screwed up?