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Image:Quote1.png Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It's Goldilocks -- the hippest hammer in west! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Holy Cow! It's really him -- The Green Goblin lives again! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png He...He used to be the Herald of Galactus! Galactus for Pete's sake! He could of killed me! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Iron! Iron's a metal! And his punch felt like metal! It's a longshot -- but it could be -- the Molten Man! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I thought hassles about guys with long hair went out with the 60's! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png If the cost of silence is the soul of the country...If the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history, then the price is too high. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Whether a law is right or wrong, moral or immoral, is an idea, a personal philosophy..but it always seems that fights over IDEAS skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Just one thing, Mr. Fisk. You can die. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png End of the road, Fisk. You. Me. RIGHT NOW. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I've done something far worse than kill you, Fisk. I've beaten you. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I am the Spider. I own the night. I'm your worst nightmare come to life, punk, and you're looking right at--*Kof!* *Hack!* How can he keep that up for an entire movie..? Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Must. Wash. Brain...! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Bowl Psi-Isad Oosh (say it fast) Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I let it all go by pulling her closer and everything else fades away. For a second.. the last second before my brain shuts off and I become all body, I can't help but think what a bad idea this is... And I smile. Bring It On. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png "If there's any way I can help, just... Let me know. No strings. Honest and true." Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid? Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png You think this is a lot of wreckage? This is nothin'! This one time, Doc Ock dumped his entire underwater headquarters on me! Water was rushing in...but I never gave up! I never gave in! I have to be equal to my strength -- or else I don't deserve it! NNNN! The strain -- NNNNN! -- it's unbearable -- but -- but -- um, yeah... Actually, I can't lift this. Little help over here? Please? Bueller? Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Oh my god. Cap's back. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png You're complaining about how you look? You've got a cool hood and cape...I'm wearing lime green! And I've got a star on the middle of my nose! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Wow, you know you're in crazytown when Osborn's the voice of reason. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Y-You killed him! You finally did it... You killed my brother! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Let's talk about your costume! Those red longjohns break me up... but I liked your old yellow duds better! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Mr. Negative was never born, so he is ever living! he is attached to nothing, thus one with all! Now that you Lao Fan have come to Chinatown -- I will choke the streets with your dead!! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Logan, I swear to God...I think I'm going to kill them. Magneto. His stupid daughter. I'm gonna kill them with my bare hands. I'm not -- I'm not going to be able to stop myself. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png To coin a cliche: Face it tigress-- you just hit a the jackpot! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Just drop me off at the World Trade Center. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png You know what I mean? Like old times only thing missing was like, a bag of jewelry, maybe a big guy dressed as an animal. Nobody died that's what i liked most of all. We should do it more often Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Hey, everybody! LOOK! I'm SPIDER-MAN! Your friendly neighbor, Peter Parker, is SPIDER-MAN! Ya know, Parker...if everyone else in the building wasn't out having a good time, you might be getting yourself in real trouble right now! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I suppose I should do something to help him, but I doubt if anything could survive that fall. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I'm sorry... ...but this whole adventure was ridiculus! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Well -- It was nice knowing all of you. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I mean "Gun-Toting-Maniac-With-A-Skull-On-His-Chest" crazy. I mean, REALLY. You and the Punisher would really get along. Well, probably not... Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Jeez. Mooney. Rhymes with loony. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png My Aunt lives around here, by the way. Do you know what the sound of gunshots does to her property value? Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Next time, remember -- going in the big glowing portal is a bad idea! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Sorry about that. He gets cranky when he doesn't get his morning swim in the money bin. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Oh, no. No no no. That's -- that's Venom. That's Venom as me. That's -- and it's not even the good one. It's Mac Gargan. ... The Scorpion. ... Guy used to fight with a scorpion tail. You know...he used to throw his butt at you. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Speedball notwithstanding, there's hope for the next generation yet. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png That's right, ladies, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Thanks for the god lesson. I'll be leaving now! Good luck subjugating the will of all humanity. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Getting caught in a battle between two god-like beings is not how I planned on spending my day. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I guess it's easy to laugh in the face of danger when you don't take anything too seriously. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png And the rest of you -- be careful, okay? The world's not... it's not so fun anymore, you know? I don't want to go to any more of these. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png The real reason Jameson hates me... is because i'm black! ....................................... Kidding. Sorry. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I told him that people can't change what they are until and unless they understand what they can be. Unless they can know it and feel it in their hearts. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Save your breath, buddy! I've got things to do! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png The Doc's transformation -- I've never seen his blood-lust so consuming. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for? Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png No. Not you! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png I'm sure they're going to ask what kind of idiot talks about one beautiful girl to another beautiful girl...? And uh, the answer is... this kind of idiot. Me. Peter Parker. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png My fault... All my fault... Because I didn't stop that punk when I could have! Now uncle Ben is dead! He's dead!!! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png "Whatever problems I have... they're overshadowed by the good things I've got. Mary Jane, Aunt May, a passel of friends... And a bunch of clobbered super-villains at my feet. It could be a lot worse Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png This Slasherday thing's getting everyone nervous. I want Razorfist put away fast. Maybe then I'll believe you can teach your symbiote some manners. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Why puny men try to hurt spider? Men Stupid! Spider can't be hurt! spider strong! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png So, White Tiger -- are you one of Hector's cousins or nieces? Because you have his NON-sense of humor. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png And we shall be called... the Fellowship of the Ring. Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)
Image:Quote1.png Now I've seen it all! Those kookie mutants pick a fight with me because of some robot -- and then ride off into the sunset in a Rolls-Royce...while I stand here, soaked, with the beginnings of a summer cold! Some super-heroes have all the luck! Image:Quote2.png
--Peter Parker (Earth-616)


Image:Quote1.pngI like you. You're funny.Image:Quote2.png: Morlun

Image:Quote1.pngDon't tell me; I've been trying to make Leno for months.Image:Quote2.png: Spidey


Image:Quote1.pngIt involves time travel.Image:Quote2.png: Captain America (Steve Rogers)

Image:Quote1.png'Nuff Said.Image:Quote2.png: Spider-Man (Peter Parker)


Image:Quote1.png I started about as old as they are, and I've turned out okay. Arguably. Right? Image:Quote2.png
--Spider-Man (Peter Parker) - (Referring to the Young Avengers)



Image:Quote1.pngKid? How old do you guys think I am?Image:Quote2.png: Spidey

Image:Quote1.pngSeventeen.Image:Quote2.png: Wolverine

Image:Quote1.pngI've seen your file. And I still say 17.Image:Quote2.png: Nick Fury


Image:Quote1.pngThen you can verify(...)that I have full Champion License.Image:Quote2.png: Captain America- (to Special Agent Hill)

Image:Quote1.pngOh no. I am not joining the Champions.Image:Quote2.png: Spider-Man

Image:Quote1.pngIt means, my friend, that I have the authority to assemble any team I see fit to go on any mission I see fit.Image:Quote2.png: Captain America

Image:Quote1.pngYeah? I have Clones.Image:Quote2.png: Spider-Man


Image:Quote1.png Oops! I dropped my trikey! Image:Quote2.png
--Spider-Man (Peter Parker) hitting Wrecker with a tricycle in New Avengers


Image:Quote1.png You guys are so out of fashion. I mean, the whole evil twin thing went out of vogue years ago. Just be glad you're not clones. Because I'm telling you right now, if I ever see a clone again, I'll throw it off the nearest bridge. Thus making an obscene clone fall. Image:Quote2.png
--Spider-Man (Peter Parker) talking to the Hydra copies of the Avengers


Marvel Nemesis - The Imperfects

Image:Quote1.pngSpideyImage:Quote2.png: Wolverine

Image:Quote1.pngWhat?Image:Quote2.png: Spider-Man

Image:Quote1.pngWho's flying?Image:Quote2.png: Wolverine

Image:Quote1.pngDaredevilImage:Quote2.png: Spider-Man

Image:Quote1.pngIsn't he blind?Image:Quote2.png: Wolverine
--Marvel Nemesis - The Imperfects #4

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