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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-616)
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Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid? 
- You've shown that now you're willing to sacrifice anyone --anything-- to save yourself! And I don't owe you anything anymore!
- Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It's Goldilocks -- the hippest hammer in the west!
- Holy Cow! It's really him -- The Green Goblin lives again!
- "...And that means Spider-Man is going into action again! I'll fight as I've never fought before!! Nothing will stop me now! For I know at last that a man can't change his destiny... and I was born to be... Spider-Man!!!"
- I need a place to change! A phone booth--? Nah! Even I'm not that corny!
- I might as well face it...being Spider-Man is just plain habit-forming! It's like going out with girls!..I can't give it up!
- He...He used to be the Herald of Galactus! Galactus for Pete's sake! He could have killed me!
- Blast it Mary Jane, this can't wait! All I need is a yes or no: will you marry me?
- I really should re-design my web-shooters so this won't happen again! Either that--or sew a change pocket into my costume so I can carry bus fare! No, with a costume this tight--people might think I had cellulite!
- I'm through being Spider-Man, Doc! I want you to use your machine to remove my powers! Completely! Forever!
- Iron! Iron's a metal! And his punch felt like metal! It's a longshot -- but it could be -- the Molten Man!
- Loki created that monster! And if destruction is what Loki wanted -- destruction is what we're gonna get!
- That guard! Crane's about to roll over his fingers! But I don't have time to save him and Cardiac! What'll I Do?!!
- Have no fear! Spidey is here!
- Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano!
- I thought hassles about guys with long hair went out with the 60's!
- Now don't get the feeling that I'm mad at you... It's just that I hate anybody to skip around town in a jazzier costume than mine!
- I can't let a common cold put me out of action! Otherwise, next time around, I'm liable to cry uncle if I develop some dandruff... or a case of chaffed lips! I might even become the only super-hero in town who won't fight because he's got acne!
- If I'm right...and I think I am..all those hits were just a diversion from their real agenda: to smuggle something very dangerous into the country.
- Empire State University. Where Spider-Man was born. And, now, where he may die. Oh, the irony.
- My name is Peter Parker, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old.
- If the cost of silence is the soul of the country...If the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history, then the price is too high.
- Whether a law is right or wrong, moral or immoral, is an idea, a personal philosophy..but it always seems that fights over IDEAS skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence.
- Just one thing, Mr. Fisk. You can die.
- End of the road, Fisk. You. Me. RIGHT NOW.
- I've done something far worse than kill you, Fisk. I've beaten you.
- Even though I can't remember... even though I don't really know you... every instinct within me wants to smash out... to strike... to destroy you!
- Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday!
- Stand back and, above all, ignore my girlish scream of anguish -- because this is gonna hurt.
- I am the Spider. I own the night. I'm your worst nightmare come to life, punk, and you're looking right at--*Kof!* *Hack!* How can he keep that up for an entire movie..?
- Must. Wash. Brain...!
- Bowl Psi-Isad Oosh (say it fast)
- Man. I should start a blog. "Spiderfail.org"
- Hi, Danielle. I Pida-Man. Spida-Mun. Spider-Man. I don't even know what I just blabbered. Just pick the one that made the most sense.
- I let it all go by pulling her closer and everything else fades away. For a second.. the last second before my brain shuts off and I become all body, I can't help but think what a bad idea this is... And I smile. Bring It On.
- Yeah, well I need a Video Music Award, but you don't see me attacking Taylor Swift.
- Sorry folks, Screwball's webcast is off the air. Please go back to watching monkeys on ice-skates or whatever else you do with the internet.
- Didn't they ever tell you not to broadcast your plans? But that's the problem with women... they just can't keep their mouths shut!
- What I do now? How did I lose this badly ? How much worse can my life get?
- By the way, my brother wanted me to give you this.
- I blew it, Strange, I did the one thing I promised myself I would never do. I put my family in the crosshairs and no matter how many times I go over it in my head, I keep coming back to the same thing. I need the world to forget that I'm Spider-Man.
- What?! Oh, this?! It's how I do my best work! In the buff! Say! Isn't this a private lab?!
- And with all my gear here in my secure vault, for once my Peter-Parker-life is 100% Spider-Free
- With my Spider-Strength, Speed, and Agility nothing could've stopped me from landing any Sports Scholarship-- or getting on any Professional Team I wanted. Nothing except a sense of Responsibility. And a tiny bit of Pride.
- I'm done. Done accepting things the way we are. I swear to you... from now on... whenever I'm around, wherever I am... ...No one dies!
- HEY! Way to make a guy feel welcome.
- Oy. With the guilt. Fine! Wanna be in the Fantastic Four, Spidey? Sure. What? Oh. We're the Future Foundation now. Bait n' switch if you ask me. Razzin' frazzin'...
- Home sweet home! Dimensionally if not geographically that is...
- Let's show these guys how we do things downtown!
- And, well, there's a number of guys I've been getting ready for-- for some time actually. Six of 'em.
- Why didn't I see it before?! Doc's ice pellet! It's the same tech I created for my cryo cube! And the armor he's using... It's based on my helmet design! His stealth satellites... are using the same principle as my noice reduction system! All my inventions for Horizon, everything I've put out into the world--Doc's modified it! Twisted it! I've given him everything he needs! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
- I always thought fat fellas were supposed to be jolly! They oughta toss you out of the union!
- The more I risk my life... the more deadly chances I take... the less good it seems to do! With all my strentgh... with all my powers... why can't I ever make things right?
- Have no fear, Spidey's here!
- What we have here is a failure to communicate!
- I sure am popular in this town! If I ran for Mayor... even Mao T'se Tung would beat me!
- Listen to me hot stuff! It's a private fight between the Lizard and me!
- It's time I forgot about little ol' web-swinger for a while... and paid some attention to the private life of Peter Parker... who happens to be my favorite civilian!
- There she is! Man... standing next to those million dollar paintings, she still looks like the only masterpiece in the place!
- If this is a victory... I'd hate to be defeated.
- Which is worse...? Staying behind while other guys are doing the fighting...? Or fighting in a war that nobody wants... against an enemy you don't even hate?
- Know something? you make a lousy prophet!
- People are always warning me! It's nice to know they care!
- "If there's any way I can help, just... Let me know. No strings. Honest and true."
- You think this is a lot of wreckage? This is nothin'! This one time, Doc Ock dumped his entire underwater headquarters on me! Water was rushing in...but I never gave up! I never gave in! I have to be equal to my strength -- or else I don't deserve it! NNNN! The strain -- NNNNN! -- it's unbearable -- but -- but -- um, yeah... Actually, I can't lift this. Little help over here? Please? Bueller?
- Wow, you know you're in crazytown when Osborn's the voice of reason.
- Oh my god. Cap's back.
- You're complaining about how you look? You've got a cool hood and cape...I'm wearing lime green! And I've got a star on the middle of my nose!
- Okay, the unexpected I can deal with... as long as I'm expecting it, that is...
- Nothing was going to stop it. And, like that, the Avengers were never going to be the same again. No joke.
- Lucky That is exactly how I would describe myself, he said sarcastically.
- This isn't good. ... Haven't seen him since the massacre. He was part of a crew of super villains that Carnage led through New York City, slaughtering as many civilians as they could. The worst part is the madness spread. Everyday people started rioting...murdering. It was mayhem.
- Y-You killed him! You finally did it... You killed my brother!
- Let's talk about your costume! Those red longjohns break me up... but I liked your old yellow duds better!
- I think this is my super villain origin.
- Mr. Negative was never born, so he is ever living! he is attached to nothing, thus one with all! Now that you Lao Fan have come to Chinatown -- I will choke the streets with your dead!!
- I don't even know how long I've been going. Fifteen, sixteen hours? Carlie is alright, thank God. I found her in her apartment with a knife, scared that every killer she ever helped put away was coming to get her. No one's heard from May, but everything's down now. She could be anywhere... But the one place she probably is, I can't seem to get to. Because no matter how I scared I am for her... ...I can't let people die.
- I can feel it, gnawing at me. The fear. It's so raw, so real... I see them all, everyone I care about, everyone I love. Carlie... dead. Mary Jane, dead because of me. Aunt May, dead. Because I wasn't good enough. I wasn't fast enough, I wasn't strong enough, I wasn't smart enough, and she's dead because of me. My fault. My responsibility. And I failed them. I failed them all. Please, God, somebody make it stop. The fear is so strong it's like I'm on fire. So powerful I can feel it.
- There is no hope. I can barely stand. I can't feel my right arm. There's blood in my eyes, my ears. He's stronger than me. I can't even hurt him. There is no hope... but luckily... I'm too big of an idiot to accept it.
- Batroc? Let the leaping begin! ... The thing is, you're so mock-able. I'm sorry, but you wear a mask and use your own name? That's not a secret identity, Bats. That's just an identity. With a mask.
- Logan, I swear to God...I think I'm going to kill them. Magneto. His stupid daughter. I'm gonna kill them with my bare hands. I'm not -- I'm not going to be able to stop myself.
- Welcome to the hero business, Fly -- and good luck!
- To coin a cliche: Face it tigress-- you just hit a the jackpot!
- Just drop me off at the World Trade Center.
- Flingin' Feces! Did I say that out loud?
- Hey, everybody! LOOK! I'm SPIDER-MAN! Your friendly neighbor, Peter Parker, is SPIDER-MAN! Ya know, Parker...if everyone else in the building wasn't out having a good time, you might be getting yourself in real trouble right now!
- Hey Meatballs -- Yer sister plays the tuba!
- I suppose I should do something to help him, but I doubt if anything could survive that fall.
- Head's up Stegron.. Spidey's coming through!
- Are you Heckle or Jeckle?
- Sometimes I wonder: Am I Spider-Man because I want to help people -- or because I want to hurt them? These days I seem to do more hurting than helping.
- ... They don't call me Spider-Man for nothing!
- Von Shtupf, I take it back. You're not sick. You're just crazy.
- Ta-Taa! No applause folks -- Just throw money!
- I'm nothing like the Torch! I'm prettier!
- So, as someone once said, --- Up --- Up --- and AWAY!
- Great! We're caught in the middle of a Super-Villain sandwich...
- Oh mercy me, Mister Bad Man! Is that a thweat?
- ... Even a loner like Spider-Man has heard tales of the Vision!
- Bein' a Super-Hero's no bed of roses...
- Agony, Mrs. Pym? I believe I know all about it.
- Hi-ya Cappy. How's it hangin'?
- I'm sorry... ...but this whole adventure was ridiculous!
- Well -- It was nice knowing all of you.
- I mean "Gun-Toting-Maniac-With-A-Skull-On-His-Chest" crazy. I mean, REALLY. You and the Punisher would really get along. Well, probably not...
- Jeez. Mooney. Rhymes with loony.
- My Aunt lives around here, by the way. Do you know what the sound of gunshots does to her property value?
- Be right back. Gotta hit the little Peter room.
- Well, there's the whole thousands of mutant-controlled energy fields inside a mystery man in a place where millions of mutants died? Sounds bad.
- We're the NEW New Avengers.
- Oh, no. No no no. That's -- that's Venom. That's Venom as me. That's -- and it's not even the good one. It's Mac Gargan. ... The Scorpion. ... Guy used to fight with a scorpion tail. You know...he used to throw his butt at you.
- Oh, great. They have a Thor.
- Speedball notwithstanding, there's hope for the next generation yet.
- Good. Nothing's damaged... except my pride. Char-broiled by a kid. Maybe I'll prove how tough I am by slaughtering a troop of campfire girls.
- That's right, ladies, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
- Thanks for the god lesson. I'll be leaving now! Good luck subjugating the will of all humanity.
- Getting caught in a battle between two god-like beings is not how I planned on spending my day.
- I guess it's easy to laugh in the face of danger when you don't take anything too seriously.
- You down to punishing strippers now, Frank?
- And the rest of you -- be careful, okay? The world's not... it's not so fun anymore, you know? I don't want to go to any more of these.
- The real reason Jameson hates me... is because i'm black! ....................................... Kidding. Sorry.
- Oh, God. You're finally going to do it, aren't you, Mac? You're finally going to kiss me.
- I told him that people can't change what they are until and unless they understand what they can be. Unless they can know it and feel it in their hearts.
- Okay, Mr. Clean... We've got some unfinished business, you and me!
- That's what I love about this city. Every time I need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers.
- Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love
- I'm sure they're going to ask what kind of idiot talks about one beautiful girl to another beautiful girl...? And uh, the answer is... this kind of idiot. Me. Peter Parker.
- My fault... All my fault... Because I didn't stop that punk when I could have! Now uncle Ben is dead! He's dead!!!
- With great power, there must also come great responsibility.
- Save your breath, buddy! I've got things to do!
- Oh, fought some crime, saved the world with a war-maiden in chain mail bikini, had my blood sacrificed to an ego-maniac with a skin condition... you know, the usual.
- There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing!
- Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh.
- The Doc's transformation -- I've never seen his blood-lust so consuming.
- Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for?
- Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate. We choose to do good. Choose to do bad. We had a choice.
- No. Not you!
- Hi, Smokey Boy!
- "Whatever problems I have... they're overshadowed by the good things I've got. Mary Jane, Aunt May, a passel of friends... And a bunch of clobbered super-villains at my feet. It could be a lot worse
- Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan!
- Have I been wrong all these years? Is snark a spider-ability?
- This Slasherday thing's getting everyone nervous. I want Razorfist put away fast. Maybe then I'll believe you can teach your symbiote some manners.
- Hey, Sandy, is that your face or are you wearing a beach?
- That hurt. A lot. But whatever doesn't kill me... still hurts. A lot.
- Why puny men try to hurt spider? Men Stupid! Spider can't be hurt! Spider strong!
- So, White Tiger -- are you one of Hector's cousins or nieces? Because you have his NON-sense of humor.
- And we shall be called... the Fellowship of the Ring.
- Oh, come on, Nightcrawler. The guy with fangs and a devil tail is scared of li'l old me?
- Now I've seen it all! Those kookie mutants pick a fight with me because of some robot -- and then ride off into the sunset in a Rolls-Royce...while I stand here, soaked, with the beginnings of a summer cold! Some super-heroes have all the luck!
- Miss Frost, you've got to get to the machine. Make with the smashing!
- Logan. Buddy. If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake. But if you want at my little lizard pal, you're gonna have to go through me.
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- I started about as old as they are, and I've turned out okay. Arguably. Right?
- --Spider-Man (Peter Parker) - (Referring to the Young Avengers)
- Oops! I dropped my trikey!
- --Spider-Man (Peter Parker) hitting Wrecker with a tricycle in New Avengers
- You guys are so out of fashion. I mean, the whole evil twin thing went out of vogue years ago. Just be glad you're not clones. Because I'm telling you right now, if I ever see a clone again, I'll throw it off the nearest bridge. Thus making an obscene clone fall.
- --Spider-Man (Peter Parker) talking to the Hydra copies of the Avengers
References Edit
- ↑ (after the Tetrarchs of Entropy teleported the Avengers to another dimension)
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