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Peter Parker (Earth-1610)/Quotes
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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-1610)
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I was always wondering what the Hulk would look like all old and creepy. 
- Hey Hulk, remember me?? Spider-man?? We had a moment. We're pals. (Please don't smash me).
- I--uh-- don't watch a lot of TV. I have webs.
- Maybe when I got bit by the spider that gave me my powers I went into a coma and this is all just some big hallucination.
- How can we even be sure they have a version of D.C.? Maybe this version of Earth is run by Russia, or China, or -- or New Jersey.
- Yo, G.I. Joe! What was that?
- You're alive? You're my father and you're alive?
- Oh man, I hate when I'm the dartboard. Why do I always get to be the dartboard??
- I'm a big fan of yours. You know that. And I hate this fat tub of fatty with every fiber of my being... and I am telling you... if you do this, it's over. You can't take it back.
- You are all kinds of crazy!! You're crazy plus! You're twenty-first century crazy!! You're new, improved crazy!! You're award-worthy crazy. In fact, c'mere and get your crazy award.
- You are so fat -- that when you cut yourself shaving... marshmallow fluff comes out.
- Beetle! Hey, I like that. Beetle. It just came to me!! Not like Paul McCartney. You know, like a bug.
- It's -- it's the end of the world. I mean, this is what it looks like, right? What am I supposed to do? Why is there a frickin' subway car on a roof???
- It's okay... I did it. Don't you see... it's okay. I did it. I couldn't save him. Uncle Ben. I couldn't save him... no matter what I did. But I saved you. I did it. I did...
- ...No, I'm the haircut police. There's a fifty dollar fine for bowlcuts in the city.
- Come on... Don't these people know I have a curfew?
- I thought he had super powers or something. Showbiz phony.
- I am, like, the smartest person in Queens... why can't I figure out how to get the lens to stay in my mask?
- Mister, there is nowhere on earth you will be able to hide from me!
- "I'm not my father"? Who's her father? Batman?
- Not the costume! I'm serious! You Nestle Crunch Bar in hot pants, I don't have a spare.
- Hey, can we call a time-out? I really have to go to the bathroom.
- At first I thought it was a damaged version of myself I was fighting. But no- it wasn't. I saw its face. It was my father.
- Oh man, I'm going to toss my cookies, and... I haven't even had any cookies. In fact, I'm going to go home and have cookies, just so I can toss them!
- You'll fail me? I could teach this class.
- You guys are nuts, you know that?? And this from a guy in his red and blue underwear!! NUTS!!!
- Uh... Ta-daa?
- If I was a lesser super hero, I would say something lame like- "Your show's been canceled." But that's not me.
- Gwen... You're dead.
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