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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by or about John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616).

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Quotes by John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)Edit

I love nothing better than helping my fellow man!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

That sinks it! The whole world is against me!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Comic books? Do they still publish that trash? It can rot your mind

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Cigars? you brought me cigars? Bless you, Spider-Man, I always knew you weren't all bad.

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Who needs proof?? Everybody knows he's a rotten low-down, no good killer!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

'It there really is a giant lizard down south, Spider-Man will never tackle him! He'd rather stay here, fighting two-bit hoods and making a rep for himself!'

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Dear friends and family, we are gathered here today to witness the sweet bonds of matrimony...between my father, John Jonah Jameson Senior, and his lovely bride, Ms. May Reilly Parker...two very young souls in two very old bodies...

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

I-I always thought you were a threat. A menace. But I was wrong about you. You're a @#%* idiot!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Peter Parker IS Spider-Man! Isn't he?

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Cap's a good man... But you remember what happened when movie stars started running for office.

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Captain, please find my boy.

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

It's those blasted super-heroes, Robertson! Nothing like this ever happened before they came along!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

I expect photos from you Parker -- Great photos .. OR ELSE!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Oh Death -- Where is thy Sting?

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Let them fight it out -- kill each other! Good Riddance is all I got to say!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Truth! You're going to tell me about the truth?

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Scum is scum and costumed scum is costumed scum. But I need to sell papers.

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

I know what young love's like! I'm feeling so good, I'll not only give Miss Brant the night off, but I'll get you into the event of the season-- my latest anti-Spider-Man lecture! Bring your camera-- you can take pictures for our coverage of the event, and I'll deduct the price of the tickets from your check!

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

Who the #*&% are the Young Avengers?

--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)