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Quotes by Guido Carosella (Earth-616)Edit

We're supposed to beat up on bad guys -- not find them.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Lemme tell ya somethin' about the Blob, though -- he punches like a BABY!

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Tell me, Shatterstar: Do you like...Gladiator movies?

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

You are so freakin' clueless sometimes, it's embarrassin'.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Ya want Bloodbath? Huh? Do ya? Here's yer Bloodbath!!!

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Excuse me... ya got any Grey Poupon?

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

One of these people is the real Jamie Madrox. And you'll be invited to guess on...'To Tell the Mute.'

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

..I bet this isn't going to look too good on the evening news.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Uh oh. Friends of yours, Chuckles?

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

My name's not "Boy." I answer to Strong Guy. Or Guido. Or love doctor

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

But to this day, I'm in constant agony. CONSTANT. Oh, I don't let on, of course. 'Cause the guys... Like I said. They'll feel sorry if they know I'm hurtin'. So I make with the jokes. To cover it. The guys. The...team...are the first real friends I've had. If they pitied me, it'd kill me.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Will everyone please -- PIPE DOWN!!

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

We're not carrying any arms! Should we lay down our legs?

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Y'know, people used t'have a sense o'humor around here. Sometimes, they'd even laugh.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Yeah, I was in the scouts when I was a kid. I never got my 'Climb Into Dark Holes' merit badge though.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Don't worry, boss, you'll think of a witty comeback after she leaves, like always.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Uh-kay. Didn't see that comin'.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Conversations with Guido Carosella (Earth-616)Edit

Wolfsbane

Guido -- yuir huge!

Strong Guy

Yeah -- I been workin' out...

— X-Factor #111

Strong Guy

What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?

Pip

Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.

Strong Guy

Really?

Pip

Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.

Strong Guy

So basically you're acting like a troll.

Pip

Yeah, that joke just never gets old.

— X-Factor #216

Dr. Castillo

This is nothing to joke about.

Strong Guy

C'mon, Doc, if ya can't joke about life and death...

Dr. Castillo

This is more than life and death. Your wound is completely healed. Your heart restarted, apparently on its own.

Strong Guy

What I can say, Doc...? Like my mom used to say... 'Bless my soul, it's a miracle.'

— X-Factor #218

Gorgeous George

So... you people have to be X-Factor.

Strong Guy

Yeah, we have to be. All the better names were taken.

— X-Factor #75

Strong Guy

Am I wonderful or what?

Havok

What.

Strong Guy

I said, "am I wonderful or--" Oh. I get it. Y'know, Al -- you shouldn't trymake jokes... you're liable to sprain something.

— X-Factor #91

Evening, gentlemen. We're from X-Factor. My name is "Can Crush You With A Single Glance" Man...
...And this is my partner, "Once Disemboweled A Fellow Just To Watch Him Die" Girl.
Lets take ten seconds to consider why we're called that, and what it can mean for your long-term health prospects.

--Guido Carosella (Earth-616) while confronting riot police alongside Wolfsbane